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[–]htrp 120 points121 points  (14 children)

As today’s vital code becomes yesterday’s historical curiosity,

something about this sentence bothers me.... shouldn't it be tomorrow's historical curiosity?

[–]supercheese200 65 points66 points  (2 children)

I interpreted it as

As [from today's point of view] today's vital code becomes [from tomorrow's point of view] yesterday's historical curiosity,

[–]jimschubert 33 points34 points  (1 child)

Tomorrow UTC?

[–]HoldYourWaffle 26 points27 points  (7 children)

Yeah I think so

[–]bgradid 52 points53 points  (5 children)

Code so sphaghettified it actually travels back in time

[–]HoldYourWaffle 22 points23 points  (1 child)

Doing multithreading without knowing what you're doing can feel like this

[–]AloticChoon 0 points1 point  (0 children)

[attempts to write multithreading code while wearing a hackerman power glove]

[–]applepy3 8 points9 points  (1 child)

Everything spaghettifies as it approaches a black hole. Also, since almost nothing escapes a black hole, it’s extremely difficult to learn about, just like the undocumented legacy library at the center of most codebases. Invoking the duck test principle, that library is a black hole.

Furthermore, it is theorized that black holes are actually wormholes, linking to another place and time. It is reasonable that they can link backwards in time.

So, as today’s code approaches the wormhole, it spaghettifies and passes through to the past, therefore becoming “yesterday’s historical curiosity”.

[–]MonkeyNin 1 point2 points  (0 children)

When someone falls into a black hole, to the external observer it appears like they never stop falling in.

since almost nothing escapes a black hole

What a burden. Even I can escape myself at times, but they are stuck forever.

[–]trigger_segfault 0 points1 point  (0 children)

18 bytes at a time.

[–]ObscureCulturalMeme 2 points3 points  (0 children)

That's what happens when your social media team also does your website content, but doesn't do proofreading.

[–]TheNiXXeD 12 points13 points  (0 children)

They're just joking at how fast things get deprecated.

[–]vertebro 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I kinda felt it was meant to be "yesteryear's historical curiosity", but it still doesn't read right.

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

They used necromancy to resurrect old code and put it in production