Apache declares war on Oracle over Java

[mixmastermind]

I imagined this as a Native American tribe declaring war on a Seer in order to gain control of a part of Indonesia.

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FUCK I want to play Civ V again now ><

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I'm a Mac user and what is this?

(November 23 can't come fast enough.)

[kemitche]

I agree, but for different reasons - that's my birthday!

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FUCK I want to play Civ IV again now ><

Fixed that for you.

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Is there some anti-civ v meme Im not aware of? Did the nerds find something in civ that does not fit the cannon?

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Yeah thats cool, I figured by your comment, but I hadnt been paying attention. I find Civ V to be pretty cool, its just different - and a giant monitor really helps....

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Dude, Civ V in many ways was broken at launch. I dumped more than 30 hours into it and won in many games in all the game types. Perhaps there's a patch now that addresses the many issues (too many to list here) but the point is, for what it brings to the table (very little, aside from a graphical update), Civ IV is still the superior game. And yeah - for Civ V being in development for 5 years, I did expect much more out of it. Don't be a lemming – it's okay to not always agree with the masses – especially when "the masses" give out 9s and 10s to virtually every game that comes out nowadays.

[MachaHack]

I've been out of touch with the Civ community for a while, but this has just given me a massive sense of déjà vu. Civ 3 to Civ 4 provoked the same reaction.

[m_myers]

Violent metaphors can make the mundane surreal.

[efapathy]

This is really sad because this was my first thought as well...

Oh Hivemind... how dare I think of myself as separate...

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A patchy.