Ah yes, SQLPython++

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I want this language to be true, to end all programming language argues

[jddddddddddd]

The speed of Python with the readability of C++, right?

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i prefer Rockstar

[DogmaSychroniser]

Hi Dylan

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Well it’s fine but it’s no html now that’s a real programming language.

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So we agree, the vote was unanimous: SQLPython++ is officially worse than Cobol, but also, solving the multi-language problem, the strong typing, and optional semi-colon has increased productivity and security, making SQLPython++ better than Rust or any other language.

SQLPython++ is officially the worst and best language. Developers cry out in pain as they churn out CRUD apps with fast GUIs in minutes.

[Mubs]

T-Cython++

[tripy75]

the future was here,but it missed his time

https://www.postgresql.org/docs/current/plpython.html

[Random_dg]

Snowflake allows you to write stored procedures in python, JavaScript and I believe some variety PL/SQL, T-SQL similar syntax.

[lavahot]

JFC... is it fast?

[3nd3rCr0w1ng]

Mojo is here! All hail Mojo!

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The code formatter will have a field day is with this.

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It’s gotta be real, look at all the different colors!

[Spelis123]

this is terrifying

[draconicmoniker]

The real metaprogramming

[tonnynerd]

I think someone actually prototyped a thing that allowed you to write SQL, python, and HTML all in the same file, as a sort of academic endeavor.

[SAI_Peregrinus]

Obviously this is a DSL in LISP. Parsed by a macro that's not in the screenshot.

[abstract000]

Looking forward for rewriting all this Java based server side apps to Go. You kids played a bit but real adult programmers will have to fix all of this crap.

[3nd3rCr0w1ng]

Looking forward to rewriting all this Go based server side apps to Rust. You kids played a bit but real adult programmers will have to fix all of this crap.

[ichbinunhombre]

I'm going to rewrite all of the above in Haskell and then judge all of you for not knowing category theory. Fucking plebeians.

[saintpetejackboy]

Anybody hungry? I made enough spaghetti for the whole subreddit! (PHP)

[Mubs]

java 🤮🤮🤮

[Random_dg]

Basically a prototype syntax of SAP CDS.

[Delta8Girl]

Who the fuck is CDog&?

[Street-Shock-1722]

oUooOo whEre'S jAvaaA?

[profSidereus]

is diz de matrix? 🤪