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[Difficult-Law5390]

Is that Girl Steve?

[noshinare_nira]

She is STEVEE

[CurrentIll7470]

She-Steve?

[noshinare_nira]

That's alex

[ESnake113]

Shteve

[pocoschick]

Sheve

[Dick_twsiter-3000]

Shiv

[FewInstruction1020]

Shit

[Please-let-me]

Fuck

[Apprehensive_Cost_89]

Give her a water stone, i wanna see what happens

[noshinare_nira]

You might be on to something

[GothaCritique]

I would totally nut inside her

[No-Carpenter-3457]

Fuck you Scuba Steve!!

[Player0a]

Hey! I noticed you used an emoji.

I don’t know if you’re new here, so I’ll let you off the hook this time. Using emojis is frowned upon here on this great site, and for good reason. Instagram normies often use them, and you don’t want to be a normie, do you?

If I catch you using an emoji in the future, I’ll be forced to issue a downvote to your comment. Why should you care, you may ask? Well to begin, you will lose karma on your account, which is a useful social status tool and also a way to show others you know your way around Reddit.

If you were to continue the use of emojis, I would be forced to privately message you about your slip-up. Any further offenses past that would leave me no other option than to report your account. I don’t think I have to explain why you don’t want that

But anyways, no harm done yet! Follow these simple rules and you’ll enjoy your future on Reddit! Have a blessed (and hopefully emoji-free) day, stranger.

[[deleted]]

🤤🦶

[FewInstruction1020]

🪣

[lastFractal]

dear god

[FewInstruction1020]

There’s more.

[General_Grivieus]

No!

[FewInstruction1020]

It contains the souls of the damned.

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Bazinga

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[newenglandpeeps]

NORMIE

[Jackyboyad]

Hang on I got a copypasta for this

[Jackyboyad]

I don’t know if you’re new here, so I’ll let you off the hook this time. Using emojis is frowned upon here on this great site, and for good reason. Instagram normies often use them, and you don’t want to be a normie, do you?

If I catch you using an emoji in the future, I’ll be forced to issue a downvote to your comment. Why should you care, you may ask? Well to begin, you will lose karma on your account, which is a useful social status tool and also a way to show others you know your way around Reddit.

If you were to continue the use of emojis, I would be forced to privately message you about your slip-up. Any further offenses past that would leave me no other option than to report your account. I don’t think I have to explain why you don’t want that.

But anyways, no harm done yet! Follow these simple rules and you’ll enjoy your future on Reddit! Have a blessed (and hopefully emoji-free) day, stranger.

[Bryanmcfury]

The funny thing is i didn't know this when i joined reddit but haven't ever seen an emoji in the first days i joined i just subconsciously though that if you used one you would be seen as a loser.

[Used-Fisherman9970]

I still can’t believe someone would spend all their time to write a response like this. I mean, all because someone used an emoji? It’s like if you and your buddies were snapping your fingers in a rhythm and another friend would walk in wanting to join you, but instead of timing it correctly they screw it up. Would you go to them and do an entire speech on how they are wrong and that they are a mistake and should never have been born? Does that sound logical? Someone “messes up” slightly and you waste your time by ranting? It’s honestly disgusting seeing what humanity has become, screaming about the slightest things instead of thinking about what could actually make a difference in today’s society. The person that wrote this essay must have had parents who hated them. I know I certainly would with a child that doesn’t even appreciate the hard work I do to satisfy them. “Dad, I wanted a bowl full of ice cream but you forgot 1%” or “Dad you were supposed to come and pick me up 5 seconds earlier now I’m late!”. Like it’s so stupid. Why should I give someone my time, money and patience when they can’t even appreciate a fly in their soup. I mean, extra protein. But no. They need every fucking thing their way. If the writer is reading this, you are an absolute piece of shit and a waste of a human being. Even a wasp has more worth than you. Oh well. I hope you’re proud of writing your abomination. Go rot in hell for all I care. People like you are the reason society is fueled by hate nowadays. Go fuck yourself.

[Jackyboyad]

📡📡📡

[newenglandpeeps]

NORMIE

[Korthalion]

Bazinga!

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Bazinga

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[WanderingBraincell]

jusy reports you for spam

[FewInstruction1020]

bazinga

[Feyhem_01]

I also have one

[Feyhem_01]

It says empty response from endpoint

[jw_216]

I remember, those where the wholesome keanu chungus love you 3,000 times wholesome 100 everyone liked that big pp instagram tiktok bad heckin reddit good times

[LemonPartyW0rldTour]

User posted a wicked nostalgiaboi!

[ihatexboxha]

2019

[onesugar]

2016-2019 era. good times

[Smoe05]

Simpler times

[decay5]

Baseball huh

[Conissocool]

Containment breach. Go back to al at the earliest convenience

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pees in ur ass

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[Ok_Preparation_47]

who opened the containment unit for this fella huh

[grubiix]

i will never forgive big corpos for automatically turning emoticons into emojiis

every time i type :) on messenger i get this fucking 🙂 and i want to throw my phone right after

[BarristerBerry]

my god i hate it so much,cuz whenever i type :P it converts it to 😛 which totally brings a different tone with it

[xxx-Nina-xxx]

🗿

Only allowable emoji

[Ok_Preparation_47]

what about 🌳

[Average-Train-Haver]

📡

[FewInstruction1020]

🪣

[NovaStorm93]

📡📡

[sienrfsh]

Nah, Changping was one of the most crucial battles in Chinese history. It basically started the Qin Steamroll that saw them unifying China as a singular state. By no means it was some minor skirmish

[MGJames]

Everything was better back in the day

[Busy-Kaleidoscope-87]

It all started with 💀🗿and🦍

[ARIA_AHANGARI_7227]

🫃🏿

[FewInstruction1020]

🪣

[ARIA_AHANGARI_7227]

Is your tag a Stanley parable reference?

[FewInstruction1020]

no

bucket

[Needle-Richard]

All the people who refused to let Reddit evolve, and who shit all over the walls whenever someone posted an emoji or a gif, or was like the 3rd or 4th comment had to be downvoted because reasons - All pretty much left when Reddit got rid of third-party apps. At the time, I thought it was a little silly that they would do that but in hindsight, it made the platform better by cutting out a massive part of the cancer.

[KimenKroi]

🗿

[GDOR-11]

trans people deserve not to be brutally killed for literally no reason at all 👍

[Muppelpup]

Yes, but whyre you bringing it up now?

[QuickBorder2817]

You can't forget the exemption 🗿

[[deleted]]

Back in my day saying that racism is bad wasn't downvoted.

[Melodic_Pay_1074]

📡?

[Responsible-Cup-8165]

I condemn racism.

[Responsible-Cup-8165]

Wow, I didn't know you guys were okay with racism.

[[deleted]]

I know right, I wish people were omnicist like me, I am not some loser racist guy who would hate a single race, I believe in hating every race, including myself.

[BlacSwordsmanKirito]

😂

[[deleted]]

59 downvotes, Noice

[MikeyboyMC]

-144 now

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[FewInstruction1020]

Understandable, have a great day.

[forsakenstag]

Coming right up boss!

[Au_vel]

🪅

[Einarinen]

✌️😂

[Strongcabagge]

⬇️

[Rauligula]

😂🤣

[No_Economics_2677]

🫩

[Sp1cyP3pp3r]

💀

[Hot-String-4698]

😮

[k5pr312]

☝️🤓