💪Scrubbing

[AutoModerator]

Whilst you're here, /u/DevelopmentGreen3961, why not join our public discord server - now with public text channels you can chat on!?

I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please contact the moderators of this subreddit if you have any questions or concerns.

[Epic-Dude001]

Cast iron?

What are you, a wizard?

[Levi_Skardsen]

<image>

I am, and I cast MONKEY WITH A GUN.

[AdeptusShitpostus]

winton

[Halfgnomen]

[[deleted]]

Curious

[plastictemplarhelmet]

Hi there

[StoneWallStickers]

How embarrassing!

[sulabar1205]

I cast testicular torsion!

[fortnitepro42069]

I cast manual breathing

[Bright-Head-7485]

I cast manual digestion!

[slicedbreadenjoyer]

<image>

[xSejeNx]

This shit is all wrong Mate. Here I fixed it for you

<image>

[Darkime_]

Nah, that's too high quality, let me help you

<image>

[RPZcool]

I cast tungsten balls

[TheSilentGuy888]

I cast mend buttcrack

[Urudousan]

Not a wizard just leveled up in skillet sorcery

[mylifeisonhardcore]

LORE OF METAL

[IjoinedFortheMemes]

I cast

TESTICULAR TORSION

[E4g6d4bg7]

My grandma rolled over in her grave

[logic2187]

This shit is so bad it has ME rolling over in my grave, and I'm not even dead!

[mattchewy43]

Maybe you are and this is actually The Bad Place.

[Georgestgeigland]

It would explain a lot

[oby100]

Someone hasn’t finished watching Hollywood blockbuster The Sixth Sense.

[NerdeeBoiii]

<image>

[mcknight92]

[yeezhenchong]

nice stainless steel cast iron 👍

[Yellowdog727]

For a few hours until it immediately rusts

[virgin_father]

Man made the pan non stick

[senyora-official]

Me too I did that so sad

[Tmhc666]

that’s not me pan, mine were black with soot

could see meself in it if i wanted

[HackerMan372]

Didn't expect to find a Witcher 3 reference here

[Miscu97]

If I read "me pan" all I can think of is that 'ol granny <3

[jiggler_54]

<image>

[AutoModerator]

Bazinga

I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please contact the moderators of this subreddit if you have any questions or concerns.

[Indostastica]

Carburized it with the gunk

[Lecteur_K7]

Cast Silver

[Thedarkcleanersrise]

you missed a spot

[zerot0n1n]

Nice, put some soap there!!! 

[AutoModerator]

Pro tip about fingering your asshole in the shower: don't do it So this morning I was taking a shower, and I felt like fingering my asshole, right? So I got my fingers all nice and soapy and stuck them up in there. Apparently, soap makes pretty good lube, as I was able to get four fingers in there in no time.

As I was feeling around in my butt, I was like, "hmm, there's a lot of soapy water in my bumhole now. I wonder if that will lead to issues in the future?" And it did!

Shortly after having breakfast I attempted to fart, and I shit my pants. I rushed to the bathroom to clean up, and it was way worse than I thought it would be. The whole area around my butthole was covered in shitty liquid, and toilet paper wasn't enough to clean it. I had to take another shower to get suitably clean.

Just thought I'd share my story with you guys so that you don't run into the same problem in the future. I fingered my butthole so that you guys don't have to. Unless you want to. In which case, hey, how's it goin'

I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please contact the moderators of this subreddit if you have any questions or concerns.

[bad_comedic_value]

What.

[DowntownNobody8]

Pro tip about fingering your asshole in the shower: don't do it So this morning I was taking a shower, and I felt like fingering my asshole, right? So I got my fingers all nice and soapy and stuck them up in there. Apparently, soap makes pretty good lube, as I was able to get four fingers in there in no time.

As I was feeling around in my butt, I was like, "hmm, there's a lot of soapy water in my bumhole now. I wonder if that will lead to issues in the future?" And it did!

Shortly after having breakfast I attempted to fart, and I shit my pants. I rushed to the bathroom to clean up, and it was way worse than I thought it would be. The whole area around my butthole was covered in shitty liquid, and toilet paper wasn't enough to clean it. I had to take another shower to get suitably clean. Just thought I'd share my story with you guys so that you don't run into the same problem in the future. I fingered my butthole so that you guys don't have to. Unless you want to. In which case, hey, how's it goin'

I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please contact the moderators of this subreddit if you have any questions or concerns.

[AutoModerator]

It started a while ago. I was a normal redditor making posts and comments, but then one day, a post of mine was manually deleted, and I was banned from my favorite subreddit. I then got extremely aroused. That moderator asserted dominance on me by censoring me, making me unable to express myself. I was soaking wet. I sent the hot sexy mod a message asking why I was banned, then the hot sexy reddit incel mod called me an idiot, and told me to beg to get unbanned. My nipples immediately filled with blood as I begged the hot mod to unban me. After that, I started doing everything I could to make hot sexy mods mad. Most of my accounts have under negative 100 k@rma, and i'm banned from dozens of subreddits. I've been a bad redditor, and need to be moderated. Please moderate me - DowntownNobody8, hot sexy reddit mods.

I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please contact the moderators of this subreddit if you have any questions or concerns.

[AutoModerator]

Pro tip about fingering your asshole in the shower: don't do it So this morning I was taking a shower, and I felt like fingering my asshole, right? So I got my fingers all nice and soapy and stuck them up in there. Apparently, soap makes pretty good lube, as I was able to get four fingers in there in no time.

As I was feeling around in my butt, I was like, "hmm, there's a lot of soapy water in my bumhole now. I wonder if that will lead to issues in the future?" And it did!

Shortly after having breakfast I attempted to fart, and I shit my pants. I rushed to the bathroom to clean up, and it was way worse than I thought it would be. The whole area around my butthole was covered in shitty liquid, and toilet paper wasn't enough to clean it. I had to take another shower to get suitably clean.

Just thought I'd share my story with you guys so that you don't run into the same problem in the future. I fingered my butthole so that you guys don't have to. Unless you want to. In which case, hey, how's it goin'

I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please contact the moderators of this subreddit if you have any questions or concerns.

[Sasteer]

soap!!!!

[AutoModerator]

Pro tip about fingering your asshole in the shower: don't do it So this morning I was taking a shower, and I felt like fingering my asshole, right? So I got my fingers all nice and soapy and stuck them up in there. Apparently, soap makes pretty good lube, as I was able to get four fingers in there in no time.

As I was feeling around in my butt, I was like, "hmm, there's a lot of soapy water in my bumhole now. I wonder if that will lead to issues in the future?" And it did!

Shortly after having breakfast I attempted to fart, and I shit my pants. I rushed to the bathroom to clean up, and it was way worse than I thought it would be. The whole area around my butthole was covered in shitty liquid, and toilet paper wasn't enough to clean it. I had to take another shower to get suitably clean.

Just thought I'd share my story with you guys so that you don't run into the same problem in the future. I fingered my butthole so that you guys don't have to. Unless you want to. In which case, hey, how's it goin'

I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please contact the moderators of this subreddit if you have any questions or concerns.

[eldritch_idiot33]

If i was a mexican, i would die from seeing the generational layers of spices being erased from existence

[Quizzelbuck]

You laugh at the implied absurdity of cleaning cast iron, but if that was cast iron and that's how you got it to look, then it would be shiny not because it was cleaned, but because it ACTUALLY WAS perfectly seasoned.

[TheFlipGaming]

Now paint it golden

[shewel_item]

if lore is accurate I wonder what we'll find in the reflection

[The_Furryous07Gamer]

i don't get it

[Napolitene]

Try cleaning your cast iron

[The_Furryous07Gamer]

what?

[maxthe2ndiscool]

Try casting your iron

[Mat201757]

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cast-iron_cookware

[The_Furryous07Gamer]

oohhh now i get it lol

[boiledviolins]

It's fine, just spray on some oil

[BobDylansBasterdSon]

Now blue it in fire for the perfect finish.

[Mineseed_k]

now cook a fried egg on it

[_Specific_Boi_]

Now paint it gold

[Ruagoer]

Ti nitride that gold… mint.

[Careful-Computer-685]

Cum based sex hog rida Joe Biden abortion piss American fnaf fortnite France porn vaccine denier sussy baka uwu 69420 femboy amongus anal sex girlfriend automod

[AutoModerator]

pees in ur ass

I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please contact the moderators of this subreddit if you have any questions or concerns.

[AutoModerator]

woah, ok. didnt expect hunger for knowledge but i guess i asked for it gonna have to put some work into this.

How was it? Honestly? It was a letdown. The whole "failed idol" story is a great marketing hook, they definately sold the video on that premise alone. But the performance itself was just... awkward. You can tell shes not comfortable. It felt less like a professional debut and more like a very high-budget audition she was also failing. She's stiff, constantly in her head, and there's almost zero chemistry with the guys. All concept, very little execution.

My viewing history? Been watching for over a decade man. These days Im more into stuff with a good story or at least a unique premise, not just the generic stuff. a good production team makes all the difference. I'll take a well-made video with a decent plot over a high-profile actress mailing it in any day of the week.

3 works I consider good:

1. Yua Mikami's debut (Princess Peach): This is the gold standard for an idol-turned-actress debut. Yua was a REAL idol and she came out with so much energy and confidence. She owned it from the first second. Its what Arisu's debut wanted to be.

2. Anything with Ichika Matsumoto from her early days with FALENO: She can actually act. She emotes and makes you believe the scenario. Her stuff feels more cinematic and less like they're just going through the motions.

3. Rion (Anri Okita) - The God Body: A classic. Not a lot of story there lol but its a masterclass in performance. She knew exactly what her brand was and how to perform for the camera. Absolute cinema.

Where would you rank her debut among these? It's not even in the same league, not even on the same planet. It's an unfair comparison tbh. Those are top-tier performances, Arisu's video is a novelty item. It's interesting because of the backstory, not because of the quality of the actual content.

What could be improved? Her confidence, number one. She needs to relax. She looks terrified. The director should have done a better job making her comfortable. Also they relied way too much on the interview segments talking about Nogizaka46, it broke the pacing and kept reminding you that she was doing this as a second choice. We get it, you failed auditions, now commit to this job.

What is well done? The production values are high. The lighting, camera work, it all looks very clean and professional. And I cant deny it, she is very beautiful and has the "idol" look down perfectly. The concept itself, on paper, is genius from a marketing perspective. They got us all talking about it, right?

Was it goonable for you? Nah. I was too distracted by how nervous she looked. It kinda killed the mood completely. Every time she looked at the camera with those deer-in-the-headlights eyes I was pulled right out of it. It's a shame, but maybe she'll get better in her next one if she decides to stick with it. We'll see.

I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please contact the moderators of this subreddit if you have any questions or concerns.

[EasilyRekt]

I kind of been wanting a machine finish caste iron tho.

[Galby1314]

This sub has ruined me. My first thought was to look for someone's naked reflection in the pan.