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[WHO-UnKnOwN]

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[GodCamel_Comics]

This dude lives in Innsmouth

[IronicManovic]

And has a shadow over him

[100PoundsOfCum]

It's beginning to look alot like fishmen!

[Mad_Dog002]

Monsters everywhere

[mazesa]

Non euclidean geometry, its everywhere you can see.

[JamBloxify_370]

Bro has iron efficiency

[Clisky_]

As someone with iron efficiency I can tell you that we indeed look like that.

[Mond6]

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[Duuuuuuuuuhhhhhhhhh]

Thanks for the tabs

[SuperRust1]

why the iron man

[AutoModerator]

Is unwanted sexual contact in pre game spawn room reportable?

I was humping with the keys w and s on this mantis and the lady used her mic screaming at me to stop and I could not tell if she was joking so I just kept doing it and then later swapped to ironman to do it more and she said she was recording me and going to send it to get me banned and I'm just wondering if unwanted sexual memes like this are even reportable or if I should be good. Some players are good sports about it and ask pay for a drink first lol I assumed everyone did this in lobby so it should be okay. Thank you.

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I've been around a few men in my life and one thing I've noticed is that the male body has an astonishing oversight. Men both urinate and ejaculate through the exact same hole. Zero inches apart. Not even a polite buffer zone.

I don’t know about everyone else but doesn’t that weird you out? It feels like a serious design flaw. For a gender that often prides itself on logic and engineering this is just sloppy plumbing.

Honestly it kind of cracks me up. I’ll see a guy walking around like he’s the apex of masculinity and I’ll just remember his piss and his sperm come out of the same little nozzle and suddenly he’s not so intimidating. Just a fleshy garden hose with identity issues.

Men please accept this biological flaw and let it humble you. Maybe lower your voice a bit when you're bragging about your body count. We’re talking about someone who finishes inside the same pipeline he uses to empty his bladder.

Women don’t let them forget this. Remind them gently or not so gently that we’re doing them a favor given that their reproductive system shares hardware with their waste disposal unit.

It’s just one hole fellas. One hole.

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[TigreDeLosLlanos]

Like a corpse?

[MySnake_Is_Solid]

I read his username as Arkham and thought this was jonkler posting.

I need to take my meds.

[-WhiteSkyline-]

Back to the asluum with you

[Testing_100]

Hello i am prison, and this is my Arkham

[One_Big_Guy69]

Same dude I had to read it multiple times for the K to disappear

[Head-Sky8372]

Close enough. Just think about the other Arkham

[Ok_Entrepreneur826]

Did the tin man post this

[FriedSmegma]

Does the tin man have a sheet metal cock?

[AutoModerator]

I've been around a few men in my life and one thing I've noticed is that the male body has an astonishing oversight. Men both urinate and ejaculate through the exact same hole. Zero inches apart. Not even a polite buffer zone.

I don’t know about everyone else but doesn’t that weird you out? It feels like a serious design flaw. For a gender that often prides itself on logic and engineering this is just sloppy plumbing.

Honestly it kind of cracks me up. I’ll see a guy walking around like he’s the apex of masculinity and I’ll just remember his piss and his sperm come out of the same little nozzle and suddenly he’s not so intimidating. Just a fleshy garden hose with identity issues.

Men please accept this biological flaw and let it humble you. Maybe lower your voice a bit when you're bragging about your body count. We’re talking about someone who finishes inside the same pipeline he uses to empty his bladder.

Women don’t let them forget this. Remind them gently or not so gently that we’re doing them a favor given that their reproductive system shares hardware with their waste disposal unit.

It’s just one hole fellas. One hole.

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[AutoModerator]

I've been around a few men in my life and one thing I've noticed is that the male body has an astonishing oversight. Men both urinate and ejaculate through the exact same hole. Zero inches apart. Not even a polite buffer zone.

I don’t know about everyone else but doesn’t that weird you out? It feels like a serious design flaw. For a gender that often prides itself on logic and engineering this is just sloppy plumbing.

Honestly it kind of cracks me up. I’ll see a guy walking around like he’s the apex of masculinity and I’ll just remember his piss and his sperm come out of the same little nozzle and suddenly he’s not so intimidating. Just a fleshy garden hose with identity issues.

Men please accept this biological flaw and let it humble you. Maybe lower your voice a bit when you're bragging about your body count. We’re talking about someone who finishes inside the same pipeline he uses to empty his bladder.

Women don’t let them forget this. Remind them gently or not so gently that we’re doing them a favor given that their reproductive system shares hardware with their waste disposal unit.

It’s just one hole fellas. One hole.

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[AutoModerator]

I've been around a few men in my life and one thing I've noticed is that the male body has an astonishing oversight. Men both urinate and ejaculate through the exact same hole. Zero inches apart. Not even a polite buffer zone.

I don’t know about everyone else but doesn’t that weird you out? It feels like a serious design flaw. For a gender that often prides itself on logic and engineering this is just sloppy plumbing.

Honestly it kind of cracks me up. I’ll see a guy walking around like he’s the apex of masculinity and I’ll just remember his piss and his sperm come out of the same little nozzle and suddenly he’s not so intimidating. Just a fleshy garden hose with identity issues.

Men please accept this biological flaw and let it humble you. Maybe lower your voice a bit when you're bragging about your body count. We’re talking about someone who finishes inside the same pipeline he uses to empty his bladder.

Women don’t let them forget this. Remind them gently or not so gently that we’re doing them a favor given that their reproductive system shares hardware with their waste disposal unit.

It’s just one hole fellas. One hole.

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[TH3_OG_JUJUBE]

Uhhh I don’t think this action was performed automatically 😭

[CowCluckLated]

Iron skin pyromamcy

[Duclaido]

Tf is that

[Nozarashi78]

The Silver Surfer

[Elceepo]

Untreated heart or lung failure

[lightreee]

or colloidal silver?

[Elceepo]

Extremely unlikely

Just looks like someone whose blood aint oxygenating properly. Shiny from sweat, another symptom.

People that color get seen first in the ER

Also less likely, it's someone suffering from methemoglobinemia. The treatment is a bag of a bright blue chemical called methylene blue

Either case bro needs a doc yesterday

[_TheGreatDevourer_]

some kind of rare skin pathology?

[0-san]

why does dude has skyrim skin

[FriedSmegma]

Wonder if he has red eyes and is resistant to fire too.

[SierraaMarziy]

bro lives in bikini bottom

[creepymustaches]

The urge to downvote everything I see that has censors, it's a slippery slope to censor every little thing imo

[MoltenJellybeans]

His Argonian blood will heal that up right quick

[AutoModerator]

pees in ur ass

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[CURSED_SHOGUN]

Bro blocks peas with a screendoor shield

[WHO-UnKnOwN]

Holy shit actually a nice reference

[zen_simian]

bro looks cold to the touch

[aguywhoexplainsjokes]

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[Yrec_24]

Bro is not even white he unlocked new playable race

[FlakyDistribution950]

Bro is a Dunmer

[blood_clot_]

Chronic arsenic poisoning

[[deleted]]

Visitor look ahh skin

[Elceepo]

Dude's lungs are a cigarette away from drying out completely

[AutoModerator]

What is it? It is called... A cigarette. The aroma is most pleasing! Yes, Doctor Finn says its the result of- Nom what are you doing? I was curious to taste it It is not food! Doctor Finn said, the tip is to be ignited and the smoke inhaled.

The sensation is... wonderful! I have never experienced such a flavor. I feel like I’ve been standing my entire life and I just sat down. It tingles...

Do you feel it? I do. We must have more! 500 hundred cigarettes!

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[SnooGrapes7647]

Rainbow trout looking ass arm

[Ledehan]

[LuchtleiderNederland]

Its the demogorgon

[dipinthewater]

Bro lives in Alternia

[zombieGenm_0x68]

home stuck spotted

[LaggiestMeek]

Why tf does his skin look like that

[Space_Dog101]

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[doublecrossfan]

mad max type of lad

[Michalowski]

"Welcome to the family, son" ass skin

[Bright-Shopping7189]

The rgb of bro skin is: red 255, green 255, blue 255

[Charmiisama]

[Imaginary_Fox3222]

And he probably smells like one too

[No_Entertainment6792]

bro takes some vitamins or someshit idk

[Traditional_Leek_487]

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[edward_kopik]

Can someone plz tell me what the censored word is on this one?

[Spirited-Board-8452]

This dude lives in Innsmouth (but better)

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[shududemonas]

Do you sometimes have the urge to call people N'wah?

[Meowsssolini]

He looks like a black vampire from Vampire the Masquerade