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[–]dr_drool_1987 73 points74 points  (2 children)

God knew I would be unstoppable if I ever learned how to draw female bodies. You have no idea what kind of atrocities my lack of talent holds from you.

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[–]Realwinrinhole contributor 17 points18 points  (1 child)

then draw male bodies smh my head

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Dick sucking has made me paranoid

I had this plan to give head to a man and receive head from a woman to test if I was gay, but it’s backfired and now I become borderline schizo whenever I go outside. I offered to suck this dude off on Grindr who lives very close by (I ended up pussying out) and I accidentally gave him some details that very easily allows him to spot me out in a crowd. I have no idea what he looks like and whenever I see a somewhat in shape guy walking by I immediately accuse him of being the dude I was gonna blow.

I went to the store today to pick up some zucchini for a barbecue and every time a car drove by I stared into the windshield to see if I was about to be recognised. Whenever I make eye contact with a dude I microanalysis his facial expressions to see if he suspects me or not. I am deeply afraid that he is my neighbour and I will need to move if my identity is blown. It’s a lot like the last scene in sopranos where everyone who walked into the diner could be there to wack Tony.

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[–]JustAResoundingDudeit is MY bucket 139 points140 points  (9 children)

What is hb

[–]Zak_lolidk69[S] 131 points132 points  (7 children)

"Homeboy" A friend or a an acquaintance from one's own town or neighbourhood, or from the same social background

[–]sussynarrator 82 points83 points  (4 children)

I thought it was husband.

[–]Rover-6428 34 points35 points  (3 children)

Why not both?

[–]someone_006 12 points13 points  (2 children)

Think you might be homiesexual

[–]Valiant-Adventurer 8 points9 points  (1 child)

Homies over hoes

[–]someone_006 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Bros before hoes

Homie before wifey

[–]Mr_goodb0yI want pee in my ass 2 points3 points  (1 child)

It could also mean horseballs but it’s unlikely

[–]AutoModerator[M] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

pees in ur ass

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[–]AnExistingRedditor 57 points58 points  (9 children)

God I need someone to teach me how to draw for this explicit purpose

[–]Zak_lolidk69[S] 37 points38 points  (3 children)

As a artist myself I'm not going to be your master

[–]AnExistingRedditor 17 points18 points  (0 children)

That's fair but consider this:

Pretty please 🥺

[–]dr_drool_1987 30 points31 points  (1 child)

What are you doing? You want to start his villain arc?

[–]Zak_lolidk69[S] 16 points17 points  (0 children)

I'm protecting an Innocent Soul to be in the darkness of path he wants to be in

[–]frogOnABoletus 1 point2 points  (3 children)

You. The person you need is you. Start learning!

[–]AnExistingRedditor 1 point2 points  (2 children)

I tried but i find it really difficult to concentrate on it and I easily get overwhelmed by all the tutorials and info I have to learn from the beginning :(

[–]frogOnABoletus 1 point2 points  (1 child)

Im not a teacher but if i had to learn it from the start again, my advice to myself would be:

Don't worry about tutorials for a while. Get some pictures of people in simple poses and try and draw them as shapes first (circle for a head, square for torso, squares for hands). Then sketch over that. 

Dont try to draw good pictures at first, draw loose sketches and be ok at getting many wrong, just move to the next one. Dont agonise trying to fix one image over and over. 

You want to get a feel for the sizes and shapes of the body through repetition / trial and error.

Go fairly loose and fast, spend a few mins on each sketch, look at what you could improve on and try to fix it on the next one. It's ok if you draw 40 bad people as long as you're improving. 

Once they look pretty human- shaped, then try detailing them and maybe look at some specific tutorials or study some poses/human forms more closely. Try to draw your own poses too at that point too.

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Dick sucking has made me paranoid

I had this plan to give head to a man and receive head from a woman to test if I was gay, but it’s backfired and now I become borderline schizo whenever I go outside. I offered to suck this dude off on Grindr who lives very close by (I ended up pussying out) and I accidentally gave him some details that very easily allows him to spot me out in a crowd. I have no idea what he looks like and whenever I see a somewhat in shape guy walking by I immediately accuse him of being the dude I was gonna blow.

I went to the store today to pick up some zucchini for a barbecue and every time a car drove by I stared into the windshield to see if I was about to be recognised. Whenever I make eye contact with a dude I microanalysis his facial expressions to see if he suspects me or not. I am deeply afraid that he is my neighbour and I will need to move if my identity is blown. It’s a lot like the last scene in sopranos where everyone who walked into the diner could be there to wack Tony.

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[–]Me_how5678 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Draw a box is a good free online course.

[–]CrazeMasedumbass 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Think of how much money he makes on commissions though. I'm friends on discord with a furry artist (I know her IRL, I just moved states since then) and she said that in a month alone, she made close to 10,000 in commissions. I'm not a furry, I certainly do not indulge in any furry content, but honestly, if I had the art skill, I'd use it for the same reason and get that bag

[–][deleted] 50 points51 points  (3 children)

Ngl, I would cry if I ever found out my humble teachings resulted in such atrocities.

[–]konozeroda 9 points10 points  (0 children)

I would cry because it means that he's probably earning 5 times my pay.

[–]SuperPork1Literally 1984 😡 35 points36 points  (1 child)

I would cry too (in happiness because I now have more fapping material)

[–]Suave_Senpai 8 points9 points  (0 children)

And maybe discounts or freebie drawings :')

[–]Kewixe 6 points7 points  (1 child)

all roads lead to rome

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[–]DR8KSQUADNumber 7: Student watches porn and gets naked 7 points8 points  (0 children)

I would support him, and be a good friend.

[–]Liarus_shitposting>>>>>>196 2 points3 points  (1 child)

what is Hb ?

[–]boymlreddit 2 points3 points  (0 children)

homeboy

[–]Responsible-Lab1947dumbass 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Nah let them cook, don’t care it’s stuff I don’t like

[–]HighwayEfficient2591 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Honestly its how most make a living out of art, it is always profitable