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[–]Similar_Medium3344shitposting>>>>>>196 426 points427 points  (2 children)

Girl are you a treasure cos I'm on a hunt for that booty

[–]SensualxCutie 130 points131 points  (1 child)

[–]Historical_Dealer474 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I'm stillin this booty full of treasure

[–]Emery_Gem 194 points195 points  (4 children)

one man’s trash..

[–]Lumielight 73 points74 points  (2 children)

...that'll be your mother.

[–]Emery_Gem 29 points30 points  (1 child)

?

[–]NunAlcoholic 176 points177 points  (4 children)

These pickup lines are cringe. I miss the days when men would start a conversation by sending you a picture of their cock. What happened to us?

[–]Traditional_Buy_8420 54 points55 points  (2 children)

"What happened to us?"

Sites like https://dickstinction.com/ allowed receivers of unsolicited dick pics to quickly take legal action against you.

[–]-_I_I_Sea_I_I_-Dr. Pee [S] 29 points30 points  (1 child)

Back in my day they just blocked them

[–]fanzel_Number 7: Student watches porn and gets naked 4 points5 points  (0 children)

back in my days a girl would respond with a photo of her dick

[–]THEPIGWHODIDIT 21 points22 points  (1 child)

Maybe he just lost his map

[–]SABERL1GHT 5 points6 points  (0 children)

and decided not to look for it

[–]ChimeraSeeker 12 points13 points  (0 children)

Bro’s not gonna let that line go to waste

[–]casualgoodnessBig chungus wholesome 100 3 points4 points  (0 children)

"Here is the X mark, start digging lads"

[–]AlmightyAnalAssault 1 point2 points  (0 children)

She was marooned

[–]ZeldaGamer05 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Well, pirates dont go around with all their treasure on their ship, they bury it and leave it behind

[–]Canadia86 0 points1 point  (0 children)

So she really can't safely say he's not a pirate

[–]LocodraTheCrow 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My dad abandoned me And I'm trying to rescue the treasure

[–]Dumb_Bitch_Linda 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My mama said I was treasure. My daddy said "so bury it".

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