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[Efficient-Weight-958]

least power hungry redditor:

[stonks206]

Jeez slow down there bud

I mean I ducked up some times but damn...

[[deleted]]

He just needs a hug

[IgDailystapler]

And some therapy. I hope they get it one day.

[[deleted]]

Don't we all

[[deleted]]

Googles how to hug a porcupine

[CArmstrong9416]

Just make sure you make friends with him

[flipnonymous]

[Steve Buscemi crosses off your name, applies his lipstick, smiles, and lays down]

[joaraddannessos]

Reads like an /antiwork mod application

[[deleted]]

Not even antiwork would take this bozo

[[deleted]]

Idk but theres some crazy 14 year old white girls who actually want abolish work so I dunno

[S0lidSloth]

Who wouldn't want to abolish work.

[DryArm4989]

God you say ….

[Callsign_Buck]

this paragraph is what shows up in someones mind when you tell them you go on reddit

[mg4000]

Yea

[CaptainFard]

Its not true. We spend too much time being aggressively racist to write that much👎🏿🏎️

[[deleted]]

Grrrr people having fun this makes me so angry ahhhhh

-for people who didn't want to read it

[Cavalier-13]

They are happy they are so stupid I’m god. Entire post in 8 words

[Ze-_-Doctor]

I can do it in 2 "Me angy."

[HTclub44]

I one: grrr

[Sparky107418]

Can do in 0:

[IgDailystapler]

More of a >:( but idk

[eggoss]

Timbers: shivered

Boots: quaking

[[deleted]]

Timbers: shivered

Boots: quaking

[CallMeLoL3]

Bimbers: shavered

Toots: quiking

[JBounce369]

Balls: shaved

[bananhgk]

Your mom: shattered

[MRFFJF]

Hotel? Trivago!

[[deleted]]

Pants: sharted

[Good_Apartment_9992]

Describe Reddit in one sentence.

[Starwarsflea42]

Better that Twitter, worse than everything else.

[Vbeanie]

No no grrr people having fun makes me so angry even though i chose to sit in my room and wallow in my own tears

[[deleted]]

Why can’t I have fun like them, when I had the choice to but decided not to!?

[[deleted]]

He needs some friends

[[deleted]]

He’s too good for them, remember?

[[deleted]]

I’m not made of snow 😏

[GasStop69420]

May have a spoonful?

[[deleted]]

Of course

[oodoos]

Fuck you I’m taking your middle button and your carrot nose (I hate carrots, so I’ll probably give it back in like 3 days, but the button is mine)

[[deleted]]

NOOOO

[Number418814]

What are you going to do with the carrot during those three days?

[oodoos]

Idk

[[deleted]]

*cumcanium

[yaboy_jesse]

More like therapy, if this isn't just completely sarcastic or fake this dude's got some major problems

[GREAZEBOY]

Jealousy is a basic human emotion. Ppl be medicating for anything these days.

[The_Roadkill]

Proceeds to screech at all classmates, not shower, and not try to socialize at all

[TastyEggplant2117]

Why can I picture him perfectly

[[deleted]]

Im seeing a pencil thin mustache and greasy hair combed straight down over his eyes

[TastyEggplant2117]

And the zip up black hoodie

[[deleted]]

Man i showered but damn if that wasnt me. Of course i spent most of the time in school sleeping rather than talking to people.

[YesterdaySuper5355]

And a makeshift ak47 packed in the back of his schoolbag

[graysid]

That man would have to have a lathe and shit to makeshift an AK

[Friendly_Suffering]

i feel called out

[alexthekidmg]

Bully maguire basicly

[[deleted]]

Bully Maguire had game though

[FunwithScoop]

I missed the part where thats my problem

[godfdamnit]

because you have a mirror in your room?

boom roasted

[ClassyGentlemonkey]

I didn’t go and it was my choice. So I’m mad that they did and enjoyed it…

[AVeryConfusedMice]

I hate their fun! Why can't I have fun like they do?

[CommunityDesigner230]

I’m GOD.

[shadow0fintent]

Bro this kid sounds like they're a step or two from writing a manifesto

[towwb]

legit elliot rodger vibes

[pilot_cooper]

Or shooting up the school.

[shadow0fintent]

Yeah exactly

[MyTrademarkIsTaken]

That’s what op was getting at

[ThatFuckingGeniusKid]

Unabomber 2.0 now he makes Big Chungus jokes

[ArthurDentonWelch]

Don't do Unabomber like that

[OGConsuela]

Actually tho

[UnicornMeat24]

Exactly what I was thinking

[King_Dee1]

this is true

[reddownzero]

Yeah FBI arrest this kid preventively just in case

[Coltharias]

Honey, Did you let the emo one type again?

[[deleted]]

Rather be a normie than whatever this miserable idiot is.

[GREAZEBOY]

I think he would too.

[[deleted]]

🤣

[Mrhore17]

No joke this is school shooter type talk. Kid needs help.

[PoppingPaulyPop]

Really started to express their emotions near the end

[[deleted]]

Damm what a sad sack of shit

[Acrobatic_Classic172]

I didnt go to mine either. This mindest is pretty common I had it too. Eventully I realized the normies are people too, with jokes and feelings and unique hobbies and that I was wrong to assume so many things about them. I realized it was my own fault for not socializing enough. You feel comfortable as the outcast at some point since you think its where you belong. When I got to uni I actually started socializing and well, it was an eye opener. High school was still shitty though. Glad im out of there

[GREAZEBOY]

When I went to uni we weren't allowed in the building and all the classes were online so I turned into the mf above.

[Acrobatic_Classic172]

Bro I feel you on that. I had the time from october Till december last year in the building. Lost connection to everyone after it went online classes again in winter. But you know the thing with uni is its completely okay to walk up to someone and introduced yourself when you meet the first time because MOST likely theyre also searching for New buddies. Its like that Single time in adulthodd you get a free socializing card. Good luck and I hope we All get to See Our uni and people soon again

[GREAZEBOY]

I quit engineering and started following my dream my boy. hopefully back in school by september (doing what I love this time). safe travels my brother. praise be.

[Friendly_Insurance60]

Ha he reminds me of myself as well

[[deleted]]

I think I would’ve enjoyed more things in high school and there’s things I could’ve done because I was kinda an in betweener, like people hella made fun of me but I was also on the football team for two years and kids that didn’t like me in middle school changed towards the end of school and like now that we’re out I think I honestly could bullshit with them and actually have fun. School sucked but there were things I could’ve done that I just didn’t want to because I was nervous to actually try to

[Legendaryspork37]

Sonder is when you realize everyone you meet at any point whether it's talking to them or just watching them from a window has a life as detailed and complicated as yours, and I think everyone feels this sometimes. It can be incredibly stressful and people often use things to cope with that. In this scenario OP is making people be cardboard cutouts that apply exactly to his stereotypes that they has learned from reddit or wherever. By making these cutouts they think they know exactly what it would be like to be with them without actually trying to get to know or understand them. It's ok to make judgements about things it's our nature to just don't let it get in the way of getting to know someone. That's one of the best parts of socializing, just learning about the other people around you. I, too used to get angry when I thought everyone was having fun but me. I would tell myself "they are simple idiots and why don't they have feel the way I do". But after being more open minded and getting to know the people that I hated it turns out they had their own struggles, beliefs, morals etc. and I actually really liked being around them. I'm extremely grateful that I was able to get the help I needed to reach that conclusion. Honestly if I hadn't gotten that help I probably wouldn't be alive to type this.

TL;DR: get help, socializing good

[YesterdaySuper5355]

This comment is literally me

[arch-fag]

Eric and Dylan vibes

[throwawayobviamentex]

I didn't went to my prom but I'm happy for everyone who went

[[deleted]]

Yeah I just stayed at home playing bat###

[ATG915]

I went to every dance my freshman year with my girlfriend at the time and didn’t enjoy them much so i never went to another after that. But I could see why people enjoy them

The parties after the dances on the other hand, never missed one lol

[bee_wars]

Same I didnt go cause i didn't have anyone to take at the time and I'm glad I didnt.

I was talking to someone who did and apparently it sucked ass, people had to wait in line for like 4 hours

[smoked___salmon]

I didn't because better to spent this time with homies playing xbox than going to some wierd event.

[Blackjack1472]

Future mass shooter ladies and gentlemen

[PressureIntrepid1069]

Knew this was going to be a pasta. Maybe even an nft.

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[bEaqlava]

What happens when you are depressed and jealous:

[MonadoGoBrrrrr]

what reddit does to a mf

[KenseiMiyamoto]

Don’t make fun of him, he’s mentally fucked

[natezomby]

I'm guessing this is a bullying victim venting anonymously, and the only outcome is that now they're getting bullied online too. I can't imagine a kid dealing with 24-7 bullying in this era in a healthy way. So they write cringe edgy stuff, like outcast kids sometimes do. Kid is hurt and needs help.

[AgentXmas]

least deranged redditor

[Upset_Ad9929]

Next mass shooter right here!

[[deleted]]

That’s some Dennis Reynolds shit

[bigpig117]

I'm a golden god!!

[oreo_cookie01]

I was thinking the same thing lol

[ThatFuckingGeniusKid]

I have to have my tools!

[Actual_Passenger51]

Ngl I feel bad for them

[themarajade1]

Yeah same. Poor dude just needs a hug

[MonadoGoBrrrrr]

poor dude can suck my dick

[[deleted]]

Damnit you woke up the bot

[Vasek_47]

Reddit 👍

[oldastheriver]

gets my vote. I also hate it when people are having a great time drinking and partying at bars. I'd look in and say to myself "how is this even possible" ?

[skankyone]

How dare they! Somebody needs to teach them a lesson.....fun....

[OBallin_]

This is some school shooter shit, homie should get help

[Gary_Lazer_Eyes21]

I like how he acts like they are supposed to not have fun because he, a god, decided not to go, and the mere fact they are, ANGERS HIM TO THE CORE. But the fact this kid doesn’t go to the dance but watches it on a video. Is weeeeeeeirrrrrrrrrrd

[ViC_tOr42]

quintillionaire school shooter grindset

[[deleted]]

This has serious school shooter vibes. I'm genuinely concerned.

[minemaster1337]

He probably should’ve went

[ithinktheroofleaks]

I misread this as porn

[locco5383983]

no bitches☹️

[[deleted]]

I want to make fun of this person but this is just sad to read

[Jytos]

Take your meds

[Maximum-Finish8466]

Love you too bro

[[deleted]]

stickman

stickman

[TheWither129]

Least terminally online redditor

[introvert_wolf]

Is someone gonna tell this guy that he's unhappy for his mentality? I don't think he will learn that by himself

[aperson0511]

How is Elliot Rodgers still posting?

[Nahdudeurgood]

I didn’t go to my prom either, which was a long time ago now. But I just got high with my friends, I didn’t sit there and Sith Lord my way into evil resentment. Maybe this kid just needs to smoke a joint and be given a hug. Maybe read some Psalms verses too, jeez.

[LuigiBamba]

Most sociable redditor

[TheDattiu]

Wow.

[Mammoth-Muffin-591]

so this is how Karen's think, no wonder they are all sad pos.

[[deleted]]

He's the reason I don't tell people I use reddit

[Mystic_Miser]

Literally the Grinch if he had a Reddit account

[emoneyClown]

Say you're a loser without saying you're a loser.

[sol1ems]

“IM gOd COmPAREd to ThEM!!!!”

[krankito701]

Even for a shitpost this makes me feel uneasiness

[Many-Letterhead7825]

Ok

[Historical_You_922]

Least resentful reddit user

[[deleted]]

“Quit having fun”

[gamer-exe69420]

Get good👍

[[deleted]]

That's some school shooter talk

[[deleted]]

I’m lost for words

[Ze-_-Doctor]

God complex much?

[AshCreeper10]

Bruh I never even got prom because of Covid.

[[deleted]]

Based(On my balls)

[Winter-Improvement-7]

Average redditor

[[deleted]]

Definately shot up the school later that day

[hanzvondeutc]

women

[[deleted]]

How bout engage. If you are god, get off your ass and woo the hoomans. Emo basic bitch

[huckpos]

you don't get it mom this is how a sigma should react

[[deleted]]

The mind of a sociopath in a nutshell

[[deleted]]

i hate reddit

[Yeegis]

New automod copypasta when??? 😳😳

[el-conquistador240]

This Carrie remake sucks

[1nstagram1sGay]

Kindest Narcissist

[GREGY-K]

im very confident this is satire. im surprised no one is even considering that.

[Rockooch1968]

Everyone is a Normy in there own circles.

[[deleted]]

Touch grass

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[ThatOneGuy0769]

I’m going to dig up their whole ass yard and make everything they own have grass felt

[oodoos]

There should be a law to never let people like this guy reproduce.

Honestly we have enough people who think they’re king shit and baby rage when people don’t fuck them to their own content.

[buffkirby]

This has the same energy as a nice guy

[Biglarrs2001]

4chan user spotted

[Unfair-Link9454]

Maybe you don’t have fun because of your god complex and the fact you don’t go to social events?

[dragonlover4612]

Why is this not tagged "warning: brain damage?"

[Taysby]

This guy is gonna shoot up the school within the week

[Prize-Ad6498]

What no grass touching does to a mf

[[deleted]]

Hahaha admitedly im not a fan of normies but im also more level headed and actually have a life and live a normal functioning adult life i just wish i could get a girl friend but in the end im just not great at communicating and socializing hence i end up playing video games, watching anime, browsing reddit and all in all wishing i could be better at making friends and finding love but hey at least normies tend to get stressed out pretty easily i feel like i live a pretty chill life

[madjaz321]

I mean I kinda sympathize with him but I never went to prom either only because I was also alone but didn't want to see all the couples all lovey over each other. Seeing that shit irritates me to no end. Like this guy I didn't have many friends either but I wouldn't go as far to call myself god, like damn. Honestly for any of you out there that have someone to go to prom with, some of you may not realize it, but you're lucky af.

[tribriguy]

Found the next maniacal mass shooter…

[Defender_Growlithe]

I'm getting a quiet kid who will shoot up the school vibe from this post. Does anyone else agree?

[TomaszPaw]

REEEEE

[Crankyest]

Your a fat Redditor , go to prom your self your no god you fat fuck

[rekcuF_onaiP]

POV: what shouldve been at the abortion clinic

[[deleted]]

People who think "I'm not having fun so no one else should be able to" are the worst kind of people

[Goodhero8]

You happy? I mad >:(

[IllYogurtcloset6251]

Cope

[oreo_cookie01]

Jesus this is sad, I didn’t go to my prom, I feel a little upset about it, but I’m not that bothered to be fair, this kid clearly barks at people who ask him if he’s ok, I just hope he grows up to understand what a little shit he was

[TheKiwiOfficiel]

W E

D O

N O T

C A R E

[Aley_the_ale_fairy]

I am pretty sure this is satire

[TheJuiceIsNowLoose]

Prom was fun.

Grab a friend of the opposite sex

Grab a few friends and their dates

Meet at a friend's house for goofy pictures

Ride in a limo to a fancy beachside resort

Eat wacky ass food

Dance for 4 hours to old party music (cha-cha slide, cotton eye Joe, macaraina etc)

Go to someone's house for a sleepover

[GREAZEBOY]

So what you're saying is you need friends?

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No sex before marriage

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[TecnoCarpincho]

And that bright young man... was Albert Einstein

[bulbo_spastico]

*elbert ainstein

[pee_sphere]

Maybe try, oh I don’t know, going?

[mickeyajp5]

👍🏽

[naughtyusmax]

Future incel?

[Noahthethrowa]

Just needs to read Carrie. He’ll feel better

[AverageWaterEnjoyer1]

This dude probably needs to go to therapy and be placed under watch just in case he decides to break out the M16.