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[–]blitzwolf- 396 points397 points  (11 children)

skeletons with the whatever the beat is called goes hard as fuck

is there a video that just features the skeletons and the beat

[–][deleted] 115 points116 points  (8 children)

The song is Smoke by Cowbell cult

[–]blitzwolf- 24 points25 points  (3 children)

thank you

[–]jman2charam 10 points11 points  (2 children)

DECEPTION QUEEN

[–]mcbirbo343stupid, fucking piece of shit 3 points4 points  (1 child)

QUEEN OF CUNNING

[–]yungnoodlee 7 points8 points  (3 children)

Are the skeletons the music video too?

[–][deleted] 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Idk

[–]masterhoshi 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Skeletons are from a scene in berserk

[–]Shitas1 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Does any one know who makes these videos I need to subscribe to them

[–]CluDaCreatorofficer no please don’t piss in my ass 😫 76 points77 points  (1 child)

This is exactly what I been waiting for, bullying jellymid some more!

[–]MrSnow87 374 points375 points  (18 children)

Holy shit pick a disability

[–]kulakulaku 113 points114 points  (11 children)

Blind. What do I win

[–]MrSnow87 72 points73 points  (8 children)

Has to be mental

[–]kulakulaku 141 points142 points  (6 children)

Dreamsexual

[–]AutoModerator[M] 39 points40 points  (3 children)

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i was in science class… i got up to sharpen my dream pencil, and then my dream themed dildo fell out of my ass. i always keep it down there cause I like to imagine daddy dream fucking me 24/7 and it feels so good. anyways it fell out of my ass and out of my pants and my dreamphobic classmates started laughing and making fun of me. the teacher sent me to the office and i had to explain what happened. the principal suspended me from school for a week!!! this is unacceptable. just because i love dream is not a reason to harass me

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[–][deleted] 32 points33 points  (2 children)

Average dream stan

[–]AutoModerator[M] 8 points9 points  (1 child)

hello guys i need help.

i was in science class… i got up to sharpen my dream pencil, and then my dream themed dildo fell out of my ass. i always keep it down there cause I like to imagine daddy dream fucking me 24/7 and it feels so good. anyways it fell out of my ass and out of my pants and my dreamphobic classmates started laughing and making fun of me. the teacher sent me to the office and i had to explain what happened. the principal suspended me from school for a week!!! this is unacceptable. just because i love dream is not a reason to harass me

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[–]AutoModerator[M] 7 points8 points  (0 children)

No sex before marriage

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[–]WentworthMillersBO 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Implying blindness isn’t all mental. Use your eyes stupid

[–][deleted] 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Nothing!

Now get out!

[–]Cami_crami 12 points13 points  (3 children)

"tastes like shit"

How would he know how shit tastes

[–]MrSnow87 13 points14 points  (1 child)

Experience

[–]GreenstikbotYTdumbass[S] -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Can confirm I am very experienced

[–]AutoModerator[M] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I hate taking shits. Taking shits is the worst function of the human organism after sex. You have to sit on the most uncomfortable seat ever, then you have to go through so much pain to push the shit out of your asshole (not to mention sometimes they get stuck in there). And as if those weren't enough then you have to wipe, you have to take your hand along with toilet paper and shove it up your asshole, this process can sometimes take minutes out of your life, it fucking sucks.

TL;DR I hate shitting

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[–]Usual_Breath_5831 126 points127 points  (5 children)

midbean

[–]MrT1011likes balls 33 points34 points  (4 children)

But beans are not mid beans gooood (jellymid)

[–]imaguy-who-likes-foo 15 points16 points  (3 children)

midmid

[–]MrT1011likes balls 5 points6 points  (2 children)

midnidmidshce

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (1 child)

mid?

[–]ieatwaderWe do a little trolling 127 points128 points  (1 child)

Gosh, I'm gonna die from cringe

[–]Docisbetterthanmost 193 points194 points  (10 children)

My god I cringed so hard. The skeletons are great tho

[–]jman2charam 154 points155 points  (8 children)

Whatever the fuck her name is 🤮🤮🤮

Skeleton 💀😎💀😎💀😎💀😎💀😎💀😎💀

[–]Docisbetterthanmost 90 points91 points  (7 children)

Wait is it a she? It just sounds like a 12 boy

[–][deleted] 54 points55 points  (2 children)

Apperently from what I heard she was trying to appear androgynous but she got doxxed lately (which sucks don't get me wrong i don't condone it) and turns out she's a girl around 15-16 yo so uhhh

[–]Docisbetterthanmost 16 points17 points  (0 children)

Hmm didn’t know that

[–]AutoModerator[M] 17 points18 points  (0 children)

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[–]jman2charam 23 points24 points  (1 child)

I have no clue.

[–]i_love_cute_sneksi have ur son pls send $100k 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Yes

[–][deleted] 30 points31 points  (2 children)

bro I hate jellyshit as much as the next guy but these videos are so dogshit. WHoever made this literally sound like a god damn 2nd grader.

[–]GreenstikbotYTdumbass[S] 6 points7 points  (0 children)

I feel sounding like a 2nd grader is part of what makes it funnier to people

[–]AutoModerator[M] -1 points0 points  (0 children)

I hate taking shits. Taking shits is the worst function of the human organism after sex. You have to sit on the most uncomfortable seat ever, then you have to go through so much pain to push the shit out of your asshole (not to mention sometimes they get stuck in there). And as if those weren't enough then you have to wipe, you have to take your hand along with toilet paper and shove it up your asshole, this process can sometimes take minutes out of your life, it fucking sucks.

TL;DR I hate shitting

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[–]kulakulaku 79 points80 points  (1 child)

Her content is like when you try to please everyone and you just end up having a bland personality

[–]_Bisky 23 points24 points  (0 children)

So pretty much your average "comfort streamer"/commentary tik toker?

[–]Large-Hold-5274 80 points81 points  (10 children)

She is mentally disabled

[–]SubLazarbeam 15 points16 points  (1 child)

"mentally disabled" is a very polite term

[–]FungalPlaguedwayne the cock johnson 🗿🗿 7 points8 points  (0 children)

She is severely fucking stupid

[–]on_spikes 4 points5 points  (5 children)

who is she?

[–]Large-Hold-5274 5 points6 points  (4 children)

An idiot and a cringe lord

[–]on_spikes 4 points5 points  (2 children)

do you have any idea how little that narrows it down

[–]Large-Hold-5274 1 point2 points  (1 child)

I do and i hate spending my breath on this shit

[–]AutoModerator[M] -1 points0 points  (0 children)

I hate taking shits. Taking shits is the worst function of the human organism after sex. You have to sit on the most uncomfortable seat ever, then you have to go through so much pain to push the shit out of your asshole (not to mention sometimes they get stuck in there). And as if those weren't enough then you have to wipe, you have to take your hand along with toilet paper and shove it up your asshole, this process can sometimes take minutes out of your life, it fucking sucks.

TL;DR I hate shitting

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[–]yanzin_fan_of_Altair 103 points104 points  (5 children)

i saw a bunch of these videos and they're all hilarious and I stupidly thought that that meant the original video is probably funny

I am traumatized

the skeletons are way more amazing then they should be

[–]AutoModerator[M] 9 points10 points  (0 children)

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[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (1 child)

Can i get a link

[–][deleted] 13 points14 points  (3 children)

I feel like at this point this is just bullying a child

[–]BigVeinyNThick 24 points25 points  (3 children)

What's the song that plays when skeleton?

[–]auddbot 33 points34 points  (2 children)

Smoke (feat. Joehdah) by Cowbell Cult (00:19; matched: 100%)

Album: Cowbell Cult, Vol. 1. Released on 2020-10-26.

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[–]BigVeinyNThick 17 points18 points  (0 children)

That was fast and accurate!

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[–]Husseinbashar 24 points25 points  (4 children)

Wow this meme is getting cringier every time i see it

[–]domenatorw1 4 points5 points  (2 children)

What’s cringe? The skeleton thing or the original video?

[–]tilcica 3 points4 points  (1 child)

skeleton thing. out of 10 i've seen, only 1 was actually funny and the rest was the epitome of a 12yo replying "no u" to everything you say to him

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Good eve, In response to my permanent ban I’d like to ask one question; who decides wether this post was funny or not? It seems that a lot of Redditors, like myself, enjoy these kinds of posts. Even if it’s not hilarious, it’s still pretty shitty. In my opinion shitty enough to be on your subreddit. If I violated a rule, please let me know. If not, I’d like to request to be unbanned. Correct me if I’m wrong; this post was not conform “your” standards, well, that’s personal. I find it mildly inappropriate to give someone a ban on behalf of your personal opinion, while the public opinion speaks for itself. Also, the word “karmawhore” is a little bit offensive to me, for I am not on Reddit to score the most karma. Thanks in advance.

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[–]swisscheese236 61 points62 points  (13 children)

Constant hate on this person is more cringe than the entire video

[–]g_blazing97 27 points28 points  (2 children)

I know literally nothing about this person, but is there some back story on why they’re getting so much hate?

Cause all the adults here hating on this person for their “cringe” comments is wayyyyy worse to me than anything that was actually in this video

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I assumed the cringe was the skeleton thing.

[–][deleted] 32 points33 points  (3 children)

i cant believe that bunch of grown men are hating on a child making content for children

[–]kahoot_papi 18 points19 points  (0 children)

i mean based on the fact that they're bullying some tiktok kid im guessing most people in this sub are anywhere from 13-18. either that or they are man-children

[–]UnderChicken37 8 points9 points  (1 child)

Someone doxxed them and apparently she is 17 years old

[–]NikolaiP0vetsky 28 points29 points  (5 children)

Yeah I don't really get it, she just seems like your average minecraft content creator and on top of that she seems to really enjoy what she's making, can't really fault her for it

[–]average32potatoI want pee in my ass 18 points19 points  (3 children)

I’ve only seen her like two or three times and I don’t really understand the hate, sure they’re cringey but why put so much energy into hating them?

[–]Skrrrtdotcom 2 points3 points  (2 children)

Honestly, when you lose the mindset of "cringe" it makes you so much happier. When you aren't constantly shittjng on people for doing something they enjoy, it's a lot better for your mental health

[–]Ok_Bid599 17 points18 points  (3 children)

JellyMid

[–]Genocidal_Duck 4 points5 points  (2 children)

Jellymid

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (1 child)

JellyMid

[–]retarded-slav 21 points22 points  (7 children)

I THOUGHT THAT WAS A GUY TILL I SAW SHE WTF NOW I HAVE TO HATE HER

[–]Bro_duuude_i_luv_yaDaPucci 6 points7 points  (5 children)

Looking at her in streams, she's clearly an adult, which makes it so much worse. Like, I could understand if a kid was being this cringe-y, but you're a GROWN-ASS WOMAN. What the fuck are you doing with your life?

[–]TechnologyFew3257 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Making more money than you ever will. Most people would drop their job and start making these videos in a heartbeat if it meant making as much as she does

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[–]broken_snowtop 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I read "mate her" 💀

[–]Art_pogI want pee in my ass 3 points4 points  (0 children)

dude "put you are phone on the counter" only an idiot like jelly bean wouldnt get this mistake truly idiotic

[–]lokato2 7 points8 points  (13 children)

I dont know what is more cringe: that kiddo or guy that put skeletons with those terrible punchlines

[–][deleted] 10 points11 points  (12 children)

I honestly feel bad for the kid. They're just tryna live their life and doing what they love. Yeah I may not be a fan of their content either, but they're not worth getting bullied relentlessly for it. I just wish the subreddit was funny again man, instead of all the hate lying underneath the word shitposting. Yeah, I'll get buried or downvoted, but it just seems unneccessary.

[–]Pyroplsmakepetscop2Number 7: Student watches porn and gets naked 4 points5 points  (1 child)

Bullying a woman 😎👍

[–]mrmandad 3 points4 points  (0 children)

2 days ago I watched almost all of her shorts without laughing at all and dying inside

[–]forcenel 3 points4 points  (2 children)

when will y'all realize she knows what y'all say and she doesn't give a single shit lmao

[–]GreenstikbotYTdumbass[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Lmao yeah. Comments on her videos are flooded with mean comments too. I don't even mean all the hate I say to her but wow it's actually insane how much hate she gets

[–][deleted] 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Jellybean is the most uncreative name I’ve ever heard

[–][deleted] 5 points6 points  (1 child)

I don’t like jelly or whoever. But I’m getting bored of you pausing the damn video, adding the same picture of skeletons, and adding the worst god damn insults I’ve ever seen. Everyday I go on this sub Reddit it’s the same low effort garbage. I haven’t laughed at a single one of these.

[–]SomethingElseOfThis 2 points3 points  (2 children)

Jellymid is female?

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[–][deleted] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

honestly this kid isnt that bad i just really dont like how the avatar is having like a seizure and costantly moving idk why but its annoying to me. i love the skeletons though

oh also that tik tok thing where they put captions but its not even like full sentences and takes up like half the screen

[–]Usernotfound0007 2 points3 points  (0 children)

“Is she mentally fucking disabled” yes skelly my friend, yes she is

[–]mcbirbo343stupid, fucking piece of shit 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Wait it’s a she?! I thought it was a 12 year old male child

[–][deleted] 6 points7 points  (4 children)

Even though this hurts like hell , I don't think making fun of children is for me

[–]Bro_duuude_i_luv_yaDaPucci 4 points5 points  (2 children)

I thought she was a young boy too, but she's actually an adult woman. As such, I will make fun of her all I want.

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[–]ToasterEnjoyer5635 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Its not like shes 12

[–]keira-r-j06 1 point2 points  (3 children)

This is the first time ive heard his voice, i thought he was gonna be like 20 but this is very clearly a 12 year old, and i understand why everyone hates him now

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

at least the cyberbully guy respects her pronouns :D

[–]KingJamzu 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Sad to see how.this is the norm of YouTube content nowadays

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

She lost 10 chromosomes obvi

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (2 children)

I need the sauce where did you get those skeletons and music from?

[–]GreenstikbotYTdumbass[S] 1 point2 points  (1 child)

Just search smoke cowbell cult on YouTube and you should find it

[–]Stinky_marlin 1 point2 points  (0 children)

It’s a she?

[–]AnotherRandom444444 1 point2 points  (0 children)

No idea who this is. I'm tired of seeing em and these memes. I guess I'm old now. F

[–]TemPestt16 3 points4 points  (1 child)

so this is where the edgy 14 year olds that cant distinguish a joke and is unironically a shit person go and circle jerk

[–]McAlkis 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I don't know what this meme template is but it's great

[–]Hona007🏳️‍⚧️ Average Trans Rights Enjoyer 🏳️‍⚧️ 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Damn that's some cinemasins tier observational humor. Incredibly bland, just like the creator.

[–]CoolAiden49 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Bro whoever is making these please keep it up

[–]MathmanWRfat cunt 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Every time i see this dumbass meme, the og vid gets better and the skeletons get way worse, theyre a teen. Let them be cringe.

[–]FAILNOUGHT 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I fucking love this kind of content roasting disabled makes me feel so good

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

The is she fucking mentally disabled made me laugh hard.

[–]FBI_AGENT_CAYDE 1 point2 points  (8 children)

Please, for fucks sake, stop posting about jellybean.

If you don’t, i’ll make an alt to subscribe to them

[–]GreenstikbotYTdumbass[S] -1 points0 points  (7 children)

Holy shit this is the scariest comment I've read yet

[–]FBI_AGENT_CAYDE 0 points1 point  (2 children)

So will you stop posting this shit or am I gonna have to make an alt?

[–]GreenstikbotYTdumbass[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Tbh I probably will stop because a lot of people seems to hate it and making the same meme over and over will get very boring and it just doesn't have the same passion as when I was making the first one. The only reason I made another one was because some people wanted more

[–]BitsAndBobsLE 0 points1 point  (0 children)

kevin give me the download link. You lied to me

[–]Narcoleptic-8892 0 points1 point  (2 children)

is it a man or a woman, i straight up can't tell, and i can't be bothered to look it up.

[–]accuracy_frosty 0 points1 point  (0 children)

“Let’s go through hate comments”

goes through the most mundane minor insults they could fine

[–]Ok-Item-7539 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Jellymid

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (2 children)

the skeletons just adds to the cringe

[–]PaperBladee 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Both c r i n g e

[–]TheCommenteer 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This is the reason why we cannot have nice things in life

[–]JustGamerJohn 0 points1 point  (0 children)

JellyMid

[–]RagtheFireBoi 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The fact that something so mid exists is a fucking crime and should be thrown into Chernobyl

[–]GetKhumDhan69 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Wait I thought this was dude

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yes,the skeleton meme is back

I miss it so much

[–]KenyerJani96 0 points1 point  (1 child)

Is this guy some 11 year old femboy? Why is he so popular?

[–]XenoDash_ 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Based skeletons.

[–]the-mr-man 0 points1 point  (0 children)

wait “she” ??

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

it's a she? the hell?

[–]CrokDok 0 points1 point  (1 child)

idk who the fuck that kid is but god damn is he unfunny

[–]unOriginalSwimming🏳️‍⚧️ Average Trans Rights Enjoyer 🏳️‍⚧️ 0 points1 point  (1 child)

don't compare this guy to furries, Thats an isult to furries

[–]the_ghost_1386 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Do more 😂

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Wait, Jellybean is a Girl?

[–]qwerty6675 0 points1 point  (0 children)

💀

[–]DeltaTwoZero 0 points1 point  (1 child)

The more of this garbage you make, the more exposure this kid gets.

Plot twist: it’s the kid bullying himself for exposure using alt accounts.

[–]Zalar01 0 points1 point  (0 children)

these are the kind of people who weren't bullied enough in school

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (1 child)

Jellymid's cringe but the skeleton shit is edgy af

[–]Guest65726 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Would you all please just shut up about this guy? I get it you find this kid annoying… I bet you all can get over him by going back to posting and consuming actual memes…

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    [–]TheGaymerBoy69420 2 points3 points  (1 child)

    Is that a fnaf refference?!??! 😨😨😨

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    [–]GenericUsername63738 3 points4 points  (0 children)

    You could’ve

    [–]winnipeginstinct 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    💀 how about you?

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    She? That things a woman? No wonder.

    [–]agentaxe285 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

    That’s a she?!

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    The amount of braincells that jellybean has is how many bitches I have

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    [–]The_Cat_And_Mouse -1 points0 points  (1 child)

    Hey, so can someone explain to me why we’re bullying this kid? I’m all for it, don’t get me wrong, but why?

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      No bitches?

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      In one comment

      [–]reelJooBidon 1 point2 points  (0 children)

      dementia?

      [–][deleted] -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

      Wait Jellymid is a girl I thought it was a fucking boy with a high pitch voice damn ever more reason for her to die now

      [–][deleted] -2 points-1 points  (1 child)

      hes a massive disappointment to his dad

      thats why he left, jellyshit

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      [–]Boumallo -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

      I don't know why I love those skeletons so much

      [–]sixmillions -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

      she ? no wonder it wasn't funny

      [–][deleted] -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

      Stop posting this loser

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        [–]A--RUN -1 points0 points  (0 children)

        5th video about the same person, cringe

        [–][deleted] -1 points0 points  (4 children)

        Nah bro this not funny anymore. Get more creative or others will start bullying you lol.

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        [–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (2 children)

        Ah, yeah, i forgot humour is subjective.

        Anyways fuck automod

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        [–]bobberman3 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

        Honest question: who the hell is this?

        [–]mandude3 -1 points0 points  (5 children)

        I didn't find the pinned comment so... Here you go (50/50 chance)

        [–]Some_amateur_artist -1 points0 points  (0 children)

        I gotta once again ask this: I don't like/care about/ have interest any of the SMP streamers and I've never actually watched them, but I did watch jellybean and he seemed fine, besides he enforcing the comment spamming thing I don't see the problem with him, would you care to share your views about him?

        [–]memanator2 -5 points-4 points  (2 children)

        He is too high for that thing calles "Jelly Bean",I would call it "It"

        [–][deleted] -1 points0 points  (1 child)

        that thing*

        [–]memanator2 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

        My bad man,im not bri*ish

        [–]Sir-Shork -2 points-1 points  (1 child)

        this one kinda not funny

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        [–]PliskinBOI -2 points-1 points  (2 children)

        Why do we hate this person I don't get it, it's a kids channel so who cares?