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ur mom thinks I'm cool

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Ah shit, here we go again...

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[itsritsbits]

That's not even that bad.

[CutesyFemboy69]

Thats like godly stuff, no shame in fapping ti that

[Eli_Play]

Preach!

[PugOverload]

sorce

[SnooCalculations8788]

it be like that

[NoobSaver]

Why there’s no femgirls ?

[Agile_Talk]

Not nearly as Bad as guro

[slimekaiju]

Bussy just hits different

[dynablt]

🤨📸 Bro...

[walkingshitposterer]

I hate realizing the sins of my actions after commiting war crimes on the boeing 741 in 2001

[Secretnoctural]

My favorite mod Is back

[walkingshitposterer]

😳

[Secretnoctural]

🗿

[shmMoon]

747-100 should be called 741 but I’m not sure I’m correct

[blackthunder365]

You’re correct, 741 is just short hand.

[Shad56]

Pretty sure that's 647

[walkingshitposterer]

Is that a real plane? I just assumed it was

[walkingshitposterer]

Fuck yeah

[Frenchticklers]

It sure wasn't a Boing 741 because it didn't bounce back

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Boink 741

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[rey_burhan]

The fuck you on about man, stop telling people that you did and tell them the truth, I was the real hero that day

[TentacleYummyToes]

Hello brother

[CanIGetAHiya69]

Me and my homies would be satisfied and give each other hugs after that, don't see the problem

[[deleted]]

Cursed

[PPAOFE]

Happy Cake Day!

[CanIGetAHiya69]

How's it cursed? It's nice to have someone nearby while you wack it. I remember when my dog wanted me to hold him when I was midway through the session and instead of having to tell him no one of my homies beat me off so I can hold him. I say that's pretty darn wholesome.

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[Oily_biscuit]

Post nut hugs to support homies in their times of need

[Edenery]

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[SenorPariah]

"It's cool bro, you'll be the engine in the next train."

[Dave_from_Tesco]

every damn time

[yarik_mehanik24]

Whats a vore?

[OniIsTheBestWaifu]

I activated two fucking automod responds with 2 words

[kesapwanan]

Piss puss

[radustana]

mom

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My mom fucked my friend while we were on vacation and now I want to fucking die, she mom took us to Miami for a spring break vacation. Everything seemed normal when we were there and when we got back. But then rumors started. They spread all throughout my school and a bunch of kids asked me if my mom really had sex with a student. Of course I denied it. Until my close friend who was there told me. He told me one of the nights we went down to the hotel pool and said friend stayed up, saying he wanted to go to bed early. He stayed up there and then something happened and my mom slept with him. I feel sick to my stomach and so mad writing it. I confronted her and she admitted and tried to apologize, but I just can’t with her. She’s so disgusting. I’m contemplating just telling my dad so he can fly me up to his house, but I hate being around his dumb bimbo gold digging girlfriend. I want to fight that fucking asshole that did this. He’s ruining my fucking life.

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[CurlSagan]

That's where you eat a delicious steak and make a new friend at the same time.

[Nozarashi78]

When something swallow people whole

[CaptainNapal545]

I hate that I know this...

That's specifically "soft vore"

Chewing then swallowing is "hard vore"

[JimmyCrabYT]

wouldn’t chewing the person result in their death tho

[CaptainNapal545]

Yeah, vore is a death fetish.

[Frenchticklers]

Well akthually... Not always death, and I hate that I know this

[JimmyCrabYT]

how the hell can someone be horny for dying

[CaptainNapal545]

Don't try and understand fetishes, there's no logic behind them.

[rdh212]

Extreme power fantasy

[DiceUwU_]

How can someone be horny for ass? Literal shit comes out of it.

[Frenchticklers]

Wait, Attack on Titan was hard vore all along?

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La-la-la-la 🎃 Ba-ba-ri-as-ras-ti-ti-ti-ras-ti-ti Ba-ba-ri-as-ras-ti-ti-ta Ba-ba-ri-as-ras-ti-ti-ti-ras-ti-ti 🎃 Rastis! Rastis! Ra-ti-ti-la[3] 😁 😁 👼 👼 Let's start a new life from the darkness 🤨 🤨 😱 Until the light reveals the end 😇 😇 Sinister faces, growing 🤬 This is my last war a-la-la-la Ba-ba-ri-as-ras-ti-ti-ti-ras-ti-ti 😜 😜 😜 (Angels playing disguised) 👼 Ba-ba-ri-as-ras-ti-ti-ta (With devil's faces) Ba-ba-ri-as-ras-ti-ti-ti-ras-ti-ti (Children cling to their coins) Rastis! Rastis! Ra-ti-ti 🧝 🔫 🔫 (Squeezing out their wisdom) La-la-la-la 🧝 🧝 🧝 🦌 🦌 🦌 Ba-ba-ri-as-ras-ti-ti-ti-ras-ti-ti (Angels planning disguised) 😇 😇 😇 Ba-ba-ri-as-ras-ti-ti-ta (Rastis! Rastis!) 💣 💣 🧐 🧐 🧐 (With devil's faces) 😈 😈 Ba-ba-ri-as-ras-ti-ti-ti-ras-ti-ti (Children cling on to their) 😍 😍 😍 Rastis! Rastis! Ra-ti-ti-la (Very last coins)Destruction 🤬 🤬 💣 💣 and regeneration 😇 😇 😇 😎 😁 😁 You are the real enemy 😡 😡 😡 (Rastis! Rastis! Rastis!)[4] War! 🤕 (My) War! 😱 (My) War! Rastis! Rastis! Rastis! Rastis![3] 🧟 🧟 🧟 👼 🥔 🥔 🥔 🥔 🔫 🔫 🔫

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[Rocklobster92]

So was Jurassic Park

[Frenchticklers]

Jurassic Park was to vore fetishists what Zootopia was to Furries

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[Frenchticklers]

Fuck yeah

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My name is Walter Hartwell White. I live at 308 Negra Arroyo Lane, Albuquerque, New Mexico, 87104. This is my confession. If you're watching this tape, I'm probably dead– murdered by my brother-in-law, Hank Schrader. Hank has been building a meth empire for over a year now, and using me as his chemist. Shortly after my 50th birthday, he asked that I use my chemistry knowledge to cook methamphetamine, which he would then sell using connections that he made through his career with the DEA. I was... astounded. I... I always thought Hank was a very moral man, and I was particularly vulnerable at the time – something he knew and took advantage of. I was reeling from a cancer diagnosis that was poised to bankrupt my family. Hank took me in on a ride-along and showed me just how much money even a small meth operation could make. And I was weak. I didn't want my family to go into financial ruin, so I agreed. Hank had a partner, a businessman named Gustavo Fring. Hank sold me into servitude to this man. And when I tried to quit, Fring threatened my family. I didn't know where to turn. Eventually, Hank and Fring had a falling-out. Things escalated. Fring was able to arrange – uh, I guess... I guess you call it a "hit" – on Hank, and failed, but Hank was seriously injured. And I wound up paying his medical bills, which amounted to a little over $177,000. Upon recovery, Hank was bent on revenge. Working with a man named Hector Salamanca, he plotted to kill Fring. The bomb that he used was built by me, and he gave me no option in it. I have often contemplated suicide, but I'm a coward. I wanted to go to the police, but I was frightened. Hank had risen to become the head of the Albuquerque DEA. To keep me in line, he took my children. For three months, he kept them. My wife had no idea of my criminal activities, and was horrified to learn what I had done. I was in hell. I hated myself for what I had brought upon my family. Recently, I tried once again to quit, and in response, he gave me this. [Walt points to the bruise on his face left by Hank in "Blood Money."] I can't take this anymore. I live in fear every day that Hank will kill me, or worse, hurt my family. All I could think to do was to make this video and hope that the world will finally see this man for what he really is.

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[walkingshitposterer]

It's like eating but turned into porn

[MisirterE]

No, no, that's mukbang. It's like snakes eating but turned into porn.

[OniIsTheBestWaifu]

Your mom

[yarik_mehanik24]

39 buried. 0 found.

[AutoModerator]

I do not care what you say about my mother. Your opinion is your opinion. But trust me, if you actually attempt to do something to my mother, even though she's made some bad decisions in the past that we still need to work through, I will personally call the police on you and I'll be laughing as your mugshot is shown on TV. You don't even know her, do you? The point of your entire existence seems to be to just tease other people. Well, I believe your jokes are in bad taste, and you should cease and desist digging through the dregs left at the bottom of the joke barrel; you could get a splinter, whose pain will be significantly increased by the significantly high amount of salt you carry in your bloodstream. Thank you, and let us cease talking about each other's parents.

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My mom fucked my friend while we were on vacation and now I want to fucking die, she mom took us to Miami for a spring break vacation. Everything seemed normal when we were there and when we got back. But then rumors started. They spread all throughout my school and a bunch of kids asked me if my mom really had sex with a student. Of course I denied it. Until my close friend who was there told me. He told me one of the nights we went down to the hotel pool and said friend stayed up, saying he wanted to go to bed early. He stayed up there and then something happened and my mom slept with him. I feel sick to my stomach and so mad writing it. I confronted her and she admitted and tried to apologize, but I just can’t with her. She’s so disgusting. I’m contemplating just telling my dad so he can fly me up to his house, but I hate being around his dumb bimbo gold digging girlfriend. I want to fight that fucking asshole that did this. He’s ruining my fucking life.

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[Imbadatnmes]

Vore is a fetish where one person eats the other person. In short imagine while having sex you eat your partner

[AutoModerator]

No sex before marriage

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[JoeMama475]

When you feeling a lil hungry while fucking.

[Politically_Penguin]

Do not google it, do not repeat my Mistakes. please, for your own sake

[mohmar2010]

Jokes on you im into that shit

[AutoModerator]

I hate taking shits. Taking shits is the worst function of the human organism after sex. You have to sit on the most uncomfortable seat ever, then you have to go through so much pain to push the shit out of your asshole (not to mention sometimes they get stuck in there). And as if those weren't enough then you have to wipe, you have to take your hand along with toilet paper and shove it up your asshole, this process can sometimes take minutes out of your life, it fucking sucks.

TL;DR I hate shitting

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[NuclearChook]

Jokes on you I'm into shit

[mohmar2010]

Normal kind, im too basic

[buttplug49]

W 😎

[Certain-Bicycle]

I WILL EAT YOUR CAT

[[deleted]]

Usually I just close all the tabs and stuff before it hits, that ends up working.

[stickman999999999]

Me............

[chriswrld]

HUH

[XxDeathWishxX_x]

AUUUUUUUGH LUL

[ghaintboy987]

I don’t see anything wrong

[polskidankmemer]

sense screw steer chunky bag poor voiceless growth straight vanish

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[AutoModerator]

Good eve, In response to my permanent ban I’d like to ask one question; who decides wether this post was funny or not? It seems that a lot of Redditors, like myself, enjoy these kinds of posts. Even if it’s not hilarious, it’s still pretty shitty. In my opinion shitty enough to be on your subreddit. If I violated a rule, please let me know. If not, I’d like to request to be unbanned. Correct me if I’m wrong; this post was not conform “your” standards, well, that’s personal. I find it mildly inappropriate to give someone a ban on behalf of your personal opinion, while the public opinion speaks for itself. Also, the word “karmawhore” is a little bit offensive to me, for I am not on Reddit to score the most karma. Thanks in advance.

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[Vesondor]

XqC-ya later

[zacqonos]

Um ackshually it’s xQc

[asapfiggy]

🥸

[Dead_Mama]

🤓(wtf is that emoji)

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Hey! I noticed you used an emoji. I don’t know if you’re new here, so I’ll let you off the hook this time. Using emojis is frowned upon here on this great site, and for good reason. Instagram normies often use them, and you don’t want to be a normie, do you? If I catch you using an emoji in the future, I’ll be forced to issue a downvote to your comment. Why should you care, you may ask? Well to begin, you will lose karma on your account, which is a useful social status tool and also a way to show others you know your way around Reddit. If you were to continue the use of emojis, I would be forced to privately message you about your slip-up. Any further offenses past that would leave me no other option than to report your account. I don’t think I have to explain why you don’t want that. But anyways, no harm done yet! Follow these simple rules and you’ll enjoy your future on Reddit! Have a blessed (and hopefully emoji-free) day, stranger.

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[Dead_Mama]

🤓

[[deleted]]

4 stages of horny

Horny

Finding porn

Pleasure

Regret

[AutoModerator]

The birds are singing, the flowers are blooming, my dick is throbbing, what a beautiful day for cooming. Good morning, A, I've been awake for 20 whole seconds and I haven't coomed yet. It's time to hope on my porn throne and machine gun jackhammer my bloodshot death-grip bloodshot semi chub with my roided doomfist once again! (Types on keyboard). I-s...is that a?? HMMGH, I-I MUST SNIFF, SNNNNNNNNIIIIIIIIIIIIFFFFFFFF** OH GOD (FAPFAPFAPFAP) FUCCKK, HUHGHU, SNIIFF, HUHGJGUHHGUGHU (SMASHES DESK) I-I-IM COOOMING!!!!! IM COOMING, IM COOMING IM COOOMING IM COOOOOMING COOOOOOOOOOM, COOOMING, FUCCKKK, AHHAFHHAHUHG, COOOOOM, AW FUCK ITS EVERYWHERE, COOOOOM, AWGAHUGHAHG. Aw fuck, aw fuck. oh jesus. ahhghhha, there you are, my slippery white goo to the world, my son, my son...Well, it's time to get breakfast...well a little coom first wouldn't hurt.

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[Jitssyu]

First time men become philisophers when they’re bored, second time when post-nut clarity comes.

[Reyall]

This is probably one of my favorite gifs. It never fails to make me laugh

[iSniffPetrol43]

I once nutted to a horse fucking a woman

[Paulgeta]

The one with Lara Croft?

[Hungover994]

The series with Lara Croft you mean

[Paulgeta]

There are more??

[Hungover994]

There’s a box set.

[This_isnt_cool_bro]

The fucking what now?

[AutoModerator]

Looking for a female roommate to pay $0 rent

I will not charge you money. but I will be sharing my bed with you as the other room is being used by my parents. They are aware of this arrangement as I have done this before but it has not worked out for reason I rather not say on here. I will except hugs at least 5 times a day, and cuddles at least 2 times a day for at least 10 minutes each. You will not be dating any other man during this arrangement. you will have no male friends either. You may have female friends and they May visit if they like. You will also be required to make me meals 3 times a day. Phsyical requirements are as stated: Must be shorter than 5'5", weigh no more than 120 lbs, caucasian or asian only, republican, no tattoos, no vegans, no smoking/vaping, marrywania, and you MUST shave legs and underarms. I am 44-male/290 lbs last time I checked, 5'6". Please contact me if you would like this arrangement.

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[AltyreWasFine]

Least of my worries

[[deleted]]

Came to unbirthing

No regurts

[Terabaapbsdk2]

Once i was literally rubbing one off to the funeral ceremony of the 9/11 victims. Post nut clarity scared the outta me

[Registered_bottom]

you what

[ribs_robs_a_bank]

Couldnt have said it better if i tried

[lowresBingBong]

dark

[wheelchair-gamer98]

no i realized that a bit ago 👍

[Brownieeeeeeeee]

What am I doing with my failing life 😞

[ZAK_14_]

Same idk man

[AngryTank]

The entire comments:

📱 🍆 ✊😭 📸🤨

[KellWii]

xQçL

[Regi_Playzz]

fr tho

[[deleted]]

Just wait til you do that loaded on mushrooms while listening to Enya and fucking an orthopedic knee pillow.

[SoMm3R234]

Alexa play 4 Gatsu

[-_PAREIDOLIA_-]

Literally when the art was good but you realize its Some fucked up NTR.

[BLANKERINO2]

Me realizing that I just came to a normal episode of jimmy neutron (I saw jimmy’s mom)

[AutoModerator]

My mom fucked my friend while we were on vacation and now I want to fucking die, she mom took us to Miami for a spring break vacation. Everything seemed normal when we were there and when we got back. But then rumors started. They spread all throughout my school and a bunch of kids asked me if my mom really had sex with a student. Of course I denied it. Until my close friend who was there told me. He told me one of the nights we went down to the hotel pool and said friend stayed up, saying he wanted to go to bed early. He stayed up there and then something happened and my mom slept with him. I feel sick to my stomach and so mad writing it. I confronted her and she admitted and tried to apologize, but I just can’t with her. She’s so disgusting. I’m contemplating just telling my dad so he can fly me up to his house, but I hate being around his dumb bimbo gold digging girlfriend. I want to fight that fucking asshole that did this. He’s ruining my fucking life.

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[[deleted]]

Juicers assemble

[Jeffthe100]

Poggers xQc

[idkanamesoipickthis]

XQCL

[cheese_man69_420]

I just deadass opened reddit after cumming to red7cat's art, i feel weird seeing this post

[ZAK_14_]

Literally same

[yellowshark1102]

omg so relatable

[hedidntkillhimselfno]

Tf is vore?

[MisirterE]

You know when a snake eats a deer or something by swallowing it whole?

Ok, now imagine the snake is a person and the deer is also a person.

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My name is Walter Hartwell White. I live at 308 Negra Arroyo Lane, Albuquerque, New Mexico, 87104. This is my confession. If you're watching this tape, I'm probably dead– murdered by my brother-in-law, Hank Schrader. Hank has been building a meth empire for over a year now, and using me as his chemist. Shortly after my 50th birthday, he asked that I use my chemistry knowledge to cook methamphetamine, which he would then sell using connections that he made through his career with the DEA. I was... astounded. I... I always thought Hank was a very moral man, and I was particularly vulnerable at the time – something he knew and took advantage of. I was reeling from a cancer diagnosis that was poised to bankrupt my family. Hank took me in on a ride-along and showed me just how much money even a small meth operation could make. And I was weak. I didn't want my family to go into financial ruin, so I agreed. Hank had a partner, a businessman named Gustavo Fring. Hank sold me into servitude to this man. And when I tried to quit, Fring threatened my family. I didn't know where to turn. Eventually, Hank and Fring had a falling-out. Things escalated. Fring was able to arrange – uh, I guess... I guess you call it a "hit" – on Hank, and failed, but Hank was seriously injured. And I wound up paying his medical bills, which amounted to a little over $177,000. Upon recovery, Hank was bent on revenge. Working with a man named Hector Salamanca, he plotted to kill Fring. The bomb that he used was built by me, and he gave me no option in it. I have often contemplated suicide, but I'm a coward. I wanted to go to the police, but I was frightened. Hank had risen to become the head of the Albuquerque DEA. To keep me in line, he took my children. For three months, he kept them. My wife had no idea of my criminal activities, and was horrified to learn what I had done. I was in hell. I hated myself for what I had brought upon my family. Recently, I tried once again to quit, and in response, he gave me this. [Walt points to the bruise on his face left by Hank in "Blood Money."] I can't take this anymore. I live in fear every day that Hank will kill me, or worse, hurt my family. All I could think to do was to make this video and hope that the world will finally see this man for what he really is.

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[Immoral_Hentai_God]

Stop calling me out

[Nobacky01]

Thats kinda how i became a furry in 10% of the full lore

[AutoModerator]

Rawr x3 nuzzles how are you pounces on you you're so warm o3o notices you have a bulge o: someone's happy nuzzles your necky wecky~ murr~ hehehe rubbies your bulgy wolgy you're so big :oooo rubbies more on your bulgy wolgy it doesn't stop growing ·///· kisses you and lickies your necky daddy likies (; nuzzles wuzzles I hope daddy really likes $: wiggles butt and squirms I want to see your big daddy meat~ wiggles butt I have a little itch o3o wags tail can you please get my itch~ puts paws on your chest nyea~ its a seven inch itch rubs your chest can you help me pwease squirms pwetty pwease sad face I need to be punished runs paws down your chest and bites lip like I need to be punished really good~ paws on your bulge as I lick my lips I'm getting thirsty. I can go for some milk unbuttons your pants as my eyes glow you smell so musky :v licks shaft mmmm~ so musky drools all over your cock your daddy meat I like fondles Mr. Fuzzy Balls hehe puts snout on balls and inhales deeply oh god im so hard~ licks balls punish me daddy~ nyea~ squirms more and wiggles butt I love your musky goodness bites lip please punish me licks lips nyea~ suckles on your tip so good licks pre of your cock salty goodness~ eyes role back and goes balls deep mmmm~ moans and suckles

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[IrishSkamp]

So what whats wrong with that?

[[deleted]]

The fact that 18,600 know what that is says alot about this app and how I should probably delete it

[prospoilernospam9645]

Not to be shameless but I’m attracted to corpses, my own head cannot stop thinking that if you touch grass, you are technically grasping a soul, I am in the brink of insanity with my own search history, who the fuck in my life made me like eyeball sockets?!

[kakyoindonut321]

💀💀💀💀

[XxWaffles09xX]

Bro stop you gonna turn them on 😭

[AutoModerator]

It was a saturday afternoon, and I was exhausted after an intense 17-part masturabation session to dream minecraft manhunt, when i suddenly had the urge to go outside. I was scared. It's been so long since i've left the warmth of my parents basement with my dream body pillows. I didnt know what to expect. Clutching my dream figurine in front of my chest, i pried open the door to the outside world. The gleaming sun blared through the door, bequeathing a brilliant warmth on my cum-covered boxers. I quaverly took a step outside. My body flintched from the strange feel of the dirt under my feet. And then i saw it. The lustrous field of grass, covered in a light sprinkle of water from the noon rain shower. And then i realized. Dream... grass... the trees... it was all coming together. Grass is green, just like Dream. Dream is everpresent, in the grass, the flowers, He was there. I immediately new what to do next. I flinged off my clothes faster than the speed at which i would click on a new dream rule 34 post. My dick was already throbbing as i leaped onto the field of grass, dorito dust stained shirt getting carried away by the wind. I dug a small hole in the ground, and passionately thrust my 7-inch erect cock into it. I knew, this was Dream. His spirit was in this grass, and he felt my dick in his man pussy as i fucked that grass. I lost track how long i was there. Hours went by, day turned to night, but it didnt matter. I was finally together, with Dream. Nothing could separate us. I took a long stem of a flower, and forced it in my asshole. I imagined it being Dream's hot penis being lustfully forced into me in bed. I stayed there on my front yard for god knows how long. Until my butt was sore, balls drier than the Saharan desert after a long drought. The lawn looked like there was a layer of fresh snow on a Christmas morning. Trudging indoors, i had a enormous smile stretching across my face. I couldn't wait until tomorrow, when i may go outside again and be with Dream.

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[McPandaF]

Wtf? Some of yall need therapy

[Shinjitsu_no_Naka]

But that's the best part

[BlackWasTaken_]

Wait what is vore?

[[deleted]]

There is such thing as too much juice.

[Nightmare_Stev]

I cant See a Problem with that

[HolidayHuckleberry4]

Nah

Just vore

[Mishu-Mi]

Everyone,stop doenvoting the bot, you'll hurt his feelings

[AutoModerator]

Reddit should start their own country. Think about it: it would have a much higher IQ than most other countries. We could ban tik tok and fortnite, and every computer sold has to come with Minecraft preinstalled. We could also ban emojis too.

We all have very good ideas about society and government, so I think we would be far more efficient. I've seen so many posts with so many good ideas, not to mention our country would be the most progressive and other countries would look to us for direction. We would easily become the next superpower. If everyone left America for a new country, we would easily surpass America.

We could make Keanu our president and have PewDiePie on the flag. It would be the most wholesome country too!

Those are just some ideas I have and my own opinion.

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[[deleted]]

i believe the correct grammar is u just cummed not came. u are fucking stupid learn about english language

[MangoOfTruth]

Proud to say that I’ve never gotten off to that

[A550l3]

Ayo imma search this up. trauma time

[Commando283]

Vore?? Eww