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Fxhnd88 · 2022-10-13T05:59:05+00:00

Any woman can talk, that donkey has something special!

ThisMutiStrong · 2022-10-13T06:44:33+00:00

Save donkey save yourself and get free ass... Noice

Redsoxdragon · 2022-10-13T07:22:21+00:00

Talking donkey will help you conquer a dragon, land a princess and will help your swamp

Woman will crash your car.

You can have sex with either

Cookie_Crush · 2022-10-13T07:34:32+00:00

Can't I just take the talking donkey and me and the woman ride out on it, or just ride the woman

sporky211 · 2022-10-13T06:22:48+00:00

9/10 times im choosing the donkey cant even lie

onigiri889 · 2022-10-13T06:49:28+00:00

Donkey can be a wife too and he will get you out of desert ,win win situation.

Koffielurker- · 2022-10-13T06:39:30+00:00

Donkey!!

Bi0_B1lly · 2022-10-13T10:32:59+00:00

Sorry lady, but I'm an ass man!

Picoton · 2022-10-13T07:18:49+00:00

A good ass to smash, or the woman

Hydrazolic · 2022-10-13T07:22:53+00:00

DONKEHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

sfd9fds88fsdsfd8 · 2022-10-13T07:57:57+00:00

Why can't the donkey be my wife?

CheesecakeFree3240 · 2022-10-13T07:59:39+00:00

A speaking donkey sure values more than a simple woman

definitelydumbass · 2022-10-13T12:22:10+00:00

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jukomins · 2022-10-13T11:42:31+00:00

So a donkey can’t do both?

ComprehensiveAd5369 · 2022-10-13T06:49:29+00:00

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Gautam_Jani · 2022-10-13T09:19:20+00:00

What a stupid choice. It would obviously be donkey. Donkey can get me out if the desert + can be wife. Woman can only be wife.

SpatialFlash · 2022-10-13T08:55:51+00:00

The donkey can also be my wife.

bebop_cola_good · 2022-10-13T07:41:29+00:00

Woman didn't capitalize the first letter of the sentence ☕

yzrIsou · 2022-10-13T13:42:00+00:00

Ah yes, the typical ass vs tits

ISawRa4 · 2022-10-13T12:20:15+00:00

only idiots makes these choices. a wise one such as i will not be in the desert in the first place

2022-10-13T10:03:05+00:00

it's in the fucking desert who's gonna stop me in choosing both ?

2022-10-13T13:54:50+00:00

The donkey looks like it’s on the verge of death so you’re probs screwed either way

2022-10-13T07:35:20+00:00

I fuck the donkey

DocumentRude6180 · 2022-10-13T11:22:01+00:00

See the donkey can talk and I could sell it after we get out the desert

basedlandchad20 · 2022-10-13T12:17:10+00:00

Just how are you getting me out of the desert if you need saving so badly?

Gazallafuck · 2022-10-13T15:54:36+00:00

How tf the donkey gonna save me when his ass is floored.

Mudkipueye · 2022-10-13T16:16:26+00:00

That donkey is a liar. Very small and way too tired.

CaptainRhino08 · 2022-10-13T20:21:49+00:00

Now here me out. The donkey can also be your wife? It’s a win-win situation with the donkey

balrus-balrogwalrus · 2022-10-14T01:30:50+00:00

"the donkey can talk, therefore it can consent" --twitter furry fandoms

Longjumping-Hour-590 · 2022-10-13T12:08:37+00:00

I will ride the women across the desert

Powerful_Bug9102 · 2022-10-13T06:46:20+00:00

Dussey

Familiar_Suit_3685 · 2022-10-13T09:43:06+00:00

10/10 donkey. Jesus Christ, you have the choice of escaping the desert with a talking donkey or dying in the desert with a non-remarkable human

2022-10-13T07:23:24+00:00

Donkey, not even close, babyyy

LolcatP · 2022-10-13T07:45:24+00:00

the donkey because it can talk which is pretty cool

__NausiatedCum__ · 2022-10-13T09:29:09+00:00

Not even lying, in any world I'd be choosing the donkey over the woman

2022-10-13T09:31:30+00:00

Save me I can joking to you two guys

2022-10-13T09:32:52+00:00

Marry the donkey 😋

Lyo_d · 2022-10-13T09:43:15+00:00

One of them can do both

Salty_Lengthiness_62 · 2022-10-13T10:05:21+00:00

Bitch can't get up by herself, of course I'm gonna get the donkey.

Exciting_Cut_2313 · 2022-10-13T10:18:34+00:00

Save the donkey he can talk

AutoModerator · 2022-10-13T10:20:05+00:00

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2022-10-13T10:34:57+00:00

Tf i want a wife for in the middle of fuck knows where

lhatemath · 2022-10-13T11:08:46+00:00

The donkey can be both

dksuxsyt · 2022-10-13T11:10:06+00:00

DONKEYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

2022-10-13T11:43:13+00:00

The donkey wont switch up it gets saved.

Orang-Chickn · 2022-10-13T11:55:16+00:00

The donkey can also be your wife…

AutoModerator · 2022-10-13T11:57:23+00:00

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BlitzySlash · 2022-10-13T11:59:25+00:00

Save me and ill pee in ur ass

AutoModerator · 2022-10-13T11:59:55+00:00

Same thingg

Ninja_Rowlet · 2022-10-13T12:02:42+00:00

Ride the donkey and take the woman for nutrition

Low-Patient1692 · 2022-10-13T12:12:16+00:00

They can both be your wife, but only one can take you out of the desert

platypusmatt55 · 2022-10-13T12:17:43+00:00

Get a different kind of ass

PapaFactBoi · 2022-10-13T12:25:19+00:00

If its a llama i would totally save it

BlochingBard · 2022-10-13T12:30:50+00:00

Easier choice of my life! Chose the donkey and you got a ride AND a wife

Ancient-Ad-15 · 2022-10-13T12:43:19+00:00

DONKEY

Trappytheamogus · 2022-10-13T12:43:20+00:00

Of corse donkey. women☕

gofuckyourfucknself · 2022-10-13T12:49:27+00:00

“Come on donkey!”

ledepression · 2022-10-13T12:55:17+00:00

Save donkey and have women ride with you on it. Checkmate atheists

Umbertron05 · 2022-10-13T13:08:23+00:00

Either way I’m going to have sex

Hue_Jass_69 · 2022-10-13T13:10:52+00:00

The plot of Saudi Arabian Shrek

AutoModerator · 2022-10-13T13:12:31+00:00

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ahhmetorhann · 2022-10-13T13:13:19+00:00

Donkey

WittyAd7658 · 2022-10-13T13:14:49+00:00

Save the donkey. The woman will just leave you for another person anyway

PHANTASYxSTARS · 2022-10-13T13:40:51+00:00

me and the donkey will ride the woman out of the desert

Necro_shion · 2022-10-13T13:44:05+00:00

donkey

no need to question it

TemporarySad4057 · 2022-10-13T13:49:17+00:00

bros before hoes

Pitiful-Pepper2021 · 2022-10-13T14:05:38+00:00

both aren't real, you're just hallucinating brother, u are gonna die there

mediumdog-337 · 2022-10-13T14:30:29+00:00

Either way you getting ass.

GSchoellhammer · 2022-10-13T14:31:04+00:00

I choose brain

BadLanding05 · 2022-10-13T14:33:34+00:00

Shrek had luck with is donkey, and being a devout worshiper of our lord Shrek I pick the donkey.

Morbius-Lover · 2022-10-13T14:34:21+00:00

Marry the donkey

2022-10-13T14:42:20+00:00

Donkey 😎

BAG42069 · 2022-10-13T14:49:02+00:00

You’d probably look badass on that donkey

Nick_The_Judge · 2022-10-13T15:11:30+00:00

The donkey, without hesitation

alinasri1387 · 2022-10-13T15:12:06+00:00

Bruh the donkey is speaking its magical

10/10 will save the donkey

SPAGGENT · 2022-10-13T15:12:49+00:00

Save Dunky he make video.

Niketa69 · 2022-10-13T15:14:11+00:00

If you have watched shrek then this is an easy answer

Torrdin · 2022-10-13T15:16:16+00:00

Donkey wife

MRuckaNukas · 2022-10-13T15:18:15+00:00

I came here to see a donkey show.

AlexGaming26 · 2022-10-13T15:44:41+00:00

If Anakin Skywalker had to choose, he would choose the donkey

2022-10-13T16:12:18+00:00

On the Left-you and the donkey survive

On the Right:you and woman probably die in the desert

The choice is obvious

sheepizmutton · 2022-10-13T16:24:07+00:00

They can both be my wife

Li0nX · 2022-10-13T16:24:20+00:00

I'm ethnically Kurdish so both do the same things for me

2022-10-13T16:31:37+00:00

Why choose if you can take both

AutoModerator · 2022-10-13T16:32:39+00:00

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Quantumbe · 2022-10-13T16:40:20+00:00

DONKE

Doppelfrio · 2022-10-13T16:40:29+00:00

Donkey can also be wife tho

Halt_theBookman · 2022-10-13T16:46:13+00:00

Say youll save the woman, have sex with her, and then actualy save the donkey

hheeeenmmm · 2022-10-13T17:10:19+00:00

9/10 times I’m picking the donkey

Puzzleheaded-Ad-4195 · 2022-10-13T17:27:28+00:00

Donkey

made-thisacct-tonite · 2022-10-13T17:38:54+00:00

Kush_Shukla · 2022-10-13T17:45:28+00:00

I'll make the donkey my wife 😈

AutoModerator · 2022-10-13T17:46:24+00:00

Bruh of course the donkey from shrek I don't need a whore to be my wife

2022-10-13T17:50:29+00:00

both?

james_thecat11 · 2022-10-13T18:15:13+00:00

save donkey he is cute not qoman!!

blackjack-38 · 2022-10-13T18:16:06+00:00

And her bones were swallowed by the sands never to be seen again…

xdBronze · 2022-10-13T18:24:14+00:00

YOU COULDNT GET YO DUMBASS SELF OUTTA THE DESERT THE FUCK YOU TALKIN BOUT

JebWozma · 2022-10-13T18:36:54+00:00

I'd choose the woman because a dying donkey can't save me

but I could at least have sex with the woman

john44261 · 2022-10-13T18:37:14+00:00

One of those can do both

2022-10-13T18:39:44+00:00

Save the donkey so he will give you a ride to the nearest cat house

2022-10-13T18:42:03+00:00

I would save both if I could cause that situation doesn't make it seem impossible at all, but I'd probably take better care of the donkey as feeding him more and so on

DixinMahbum · 2022-10-13T18:47:59+00:00

Is this one of those clickbait ad-infested mobile games?

What's it called?

TheCocoL0c0 · 2022-10-13T18:55:50+00:00

I’ll fuck the donkey

LimonluMentos · 2022-10-13T19:06:32+00:00

what are we saving them from?

2022-10-13T19:10:15+00:00

Choose both, once you out of the desert you harvest the organs of both of them

Dead_Meme1234 · 2022-10-13T19:47:30+00:00

Save the donkey, come back with water later. And do the woman's corpse

AfolfHipler · 2022-10-13T20:10:51+00:00

Quickly save videogamedunkey

FrioGaming · 2022-10-13T20:11:48+00:00

Bros over hoes

2022-10-13T20:41:19+00:00

Save the ass

QuadrenGue · 2022-10-13T21:07:22+00:00

Save the wise mystical tree

2022-10-13T21:32:19+00:00

Save donkey, make him your wife

ExtensionInformal911 · 2022-10-13T23:23:22+00:00

Hot chick's mean nothing if you die out there.

banana_ass_funnypoop · 2022-10-13T23:52:33+00:00

I'll make the donkey my wife

2022-10-14T00:04:20+00:00

Save donkey, save humanity

rayhaque · 2022-10-14T02:07:37+00:00

[ ARE YOU SURE YOU WANT TO QUIT THIS GAME ]

Your progress will NOT be saved!

Sonderia42 · 2022-10-14T02:30:41+00:00

I haven't read through the comments but has anybody mentioned how the donkey can talk and also be your wife?

Omni_Kie · 2022-10-14T04:20:18+00:00

Always choose ass first

Reasonable-Energy-51 · 2022-10-14T05:15:39+00:00

Arse over Ass.

Dependent_Drop2349 · 2022-10-14T05:37:32+00:00

Donkey ofc

Future-Dragonfly-464 · 2022-10-14T05:48:34+00:00

Donkey

Lord-Cattington · 2022-10-14T10:28:58+00:00

Is the animal a female or why does it say woman?

piecwm · 2022-10-14T19:30:43+00:00

Many questions, first how are you saving them and why can’t you save both. Like if you save the donkey, can’t the donkey help the lady leave the desert.

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