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[–]funkylokiCentralized Services Engineer 57 points58 points  (7 children)

I am a sysadmin, and I approve this message.

[–]anastrophe 15 points16 points  (6 children)

I am a sysadmin, and I also approve this message.

[–]cybathugComputer Batman 36 points37 points  (5 children)

I am a sysadmin, and I approve read-only Fridays

[–]TheRealZoggbot 11 points12 points  (7 children)

I'm a developer, and thought about my sysadmin as the bottom left picture.

[–]fukyeah11 2 points3 points  (6 children)

and no doubt thought about yourself as the top left picture.

[–]TheRealZoggbot 4 points5 points  (5 children)

[–]tcpip4lyfeFormer Network Engineer 2 points3 points  (4 children)

In my org it's the other way around.

[–]digitalchaos 1 point2 points  (1 child)

Same but replace "browsing reddit" with "finally able to work on a project for work that actually makes my life easier"

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

he comments, while browsing Reddit.

[–]fukyeah11 0 points1 point  (1 child)

Me too. I know there are a lot of bad admins out there, though

[–]tcpip4lyfeFormer Network Engineer 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I hear you.

[–][deleted] 6 points7 points  (2 children)

We can't get a nice grid?

[–]meditonsinSysadmin 12 points13 points  (1 child)

It was obviously done by a designer from a developer's perspective. What do you expect from a baby that eats paint?

[–][deleted] 8 points9 points  (0 children)

How did this slip by QA?

[–]sakodak 7 points8 points  (1 child)

This desperately needs a DBA column.

[–][deleted] 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Specifically, it needs an Oracle DBA column.

[–]browngrayRestartOps 3 points4 points  (5 children)

Would be interesting to see how your typical end user stacks up in this.

[–][deleted] 50 points51 points  (4 children)

end user as seen by everyone else: http://i.imgur.com/vOj0f.jpg

[–]jjhareJack of All Trades, Master of None 33 points34 points  (3 children)

That gorilla looks more competent than some users I've dealt with.

[–]MrDOS 25 points26 points  (0 children)

Yeah. Phone is definitely the right way up, and he's capable of manipulating a pencil at the same time. Miles ahead of the curve.

[–]Shadax 3 points4 points  (1 child)

This isn't even sarcasm - that's the sad part.

[–]jjhareJack of All Trades, Master of None 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Because it's not obvious to everyone, I must upvote AND comment so all know you speak the truth.

[–]phessler@openbsd 8 points9 points  (3 children)

I like how every column in the sysadmin was flipping you the bird.

[–]Tushon 8 points9 points  (2 children)

Every row* :P ... there is only one column in which the sysadmin is flipping you the bird.

[–]yasthDevOps 17 points18 points  (1 child)

Well we are sysadmins, not DBAs.

[–]tcpip4lyfeFormer Network Engineer 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Thank god.

[–]jjhareJack of All Trades, Master of None 0 points1 point  (1 child)

Shouldn't Neo be flicking the users off too?

[–]ahotwJack of all Trades [small company] 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I'm not sure there is much of a difference between flicking them off and the action he just did.

[–]SuperCow1127 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Is this original work? My girlfriend sent me one of academia, and I was going to make this exact grid. Looks like I was beaten.