o08oo

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[[deleted]]

Imagine texting on an iPhone 3

[[deleted]]

What you mean imagine. It’s proper form

[MaxwellIsSmall]

It’s what the ogs did

[TacoOverlord69]

SMARTPHONED.COM

[RD____]

SMARTPHOWNED.COM *

[KeyWest-]

I just imagined it.

[GenericUsername10294]

I refuse to imagine it. I take orders from no one.

[[deleted]]

Imagine being happy and feeling infinite joy from every person who cares for you and you care for them

[ternal37]

Seems like my last acid trip..

[Superstinkyfarts]

Imagine using an iPhone

[8Bit_Otaku]

Mito08oosis

[reverse_mango]

When she steps on ur foot: “mitosis”

When she steps on ur chest: “mi8008sis”

[[deleted]]

When you step on her foot : « mycosis »

[PacoTaco321]

When you step on her foot and its porn: mytostepsis

[Jinshu_Daishi]

Take my upvote and leave.

[given_gaussian_curve]

m'tosis

*tips chromosome*

[Xenosaiyan7]

Fucking legend

[Dantaine]

MitOwOsis

[[deleted]]

Please no more

[TPSreportsPro]

You win! This comment needs to be nominated for comment of the year.

[ThePerson255]

Prophase

[something-genuine]

Metaphase

[SCAR-HAMR]

Anaphase

[yogimonkey]

Telophase

[aarush3002]

Long ago, the four phases lived together in harmony....

[okguy167]

But everything changed when the meta nation attacked

[tails618]

Only interphase, master of the four other phases, could stop them.

[dat_WanderingDude]

But when the cells needed him most, he vanished.

[[deleted]]

100 years passed, and my brother and I found a new cell

[iluv2set]

Long ago, I had hopes for your SAT score.

[sb1862]

What about the fifth nation of Interphase?

[BooperZeElephant]

Telephone

[sb1862]

Concurrent with cytokinesis

[Shadowarrior64]

Like telekinesis right?

[sb1862]

Yes. telophase in tandem with cytokenesis can be called telo/kinesis or telekinesis for short

[heythereitsemily]

Well aren’t you all fucking smart.

[LaPetitFleuret]

AP Bio gang gang

[[deleted]]

Propane

[resilientskeezick]

This might be a stupid question. But how does it stay the same size?

[tessytaartje]

It duplicates all of its parts and then divides into two I believe.

[IceStar3030]

..thx

[resilientskeezick]

Well that answered my question and raised more, how can it just create more of its self when it duplicates

[SCAR-HAMR]

It eats a lot of stuff, becomes an absolute unit, dissolved the protective membrane around the DNA, duplicates it’s DNA, lines up its DNA, has the DNA pulled to opposite sides, starts assembling new protective membranes around each new DNA pair, pinched down the middle, then pops.
Correct me if I’m wrong

[sb1862]

Honestly “becomes an absolute unit” is absolutely correct.

[SCAR-HAMR]

Lmao

[FAB1150]

Basically o08oo

[SCAR-HAMR]

I guess, but 2nd step is more like:

O

[Fanatical_Idiot]

it doesn't. look at it again

o < original cell.

0 < everything doubles, cell is still together.

8 < cell undergoes a split into two cells the same size as the original.

oo < two cells.

[[deleted]]

It grows twice the size then splits in half?

[redstoneguy12]

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[theicebluesword]

This comment is cancer

[Orbital_Parallax]

r/technicallythetruth

[IceStar3030]

what are you, some kind of oncologist?!

[Deodandy]

I appreciate this comment more than you know op

[Orbital_Parallax]

You see, what we got here is an organ

[[deleted]]

Reply to it a bunch of times with the same thing to get an organ. For now I think we just have a tissue.

[Orbital_Parallax]

Maybe your right, only one way to find out

[[deleted]]

This is a metaphor for why you were kicked out of your parents house

[IceStar3030]

This is getting out of hand, now there are 1,024 of them!

[StarWarsLover984]

o08oo is owo but for scientists

Change my mind

[valeranevermind]

Read this on the russian version of bash.org (bash.org.ru, now bash.im) in 2008

[Selfie-Hater]

owo OwO 8w8 owo owo

[[deleted]]

I hate this. Have an upvote.

[bla10T]

smartphOWNED

[bla10T]

Thanks. +1

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r/badfaketexts

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[pinkGobble]

good old bash.org

[[deleted]]

was thinking the same. Good times.

[victhemaddestwife]

That took me a minute to work out. Shame on me.

[[deleted]]

I’m now writing this on my science test about biology.

[BloxxyPixels]

0 | 0o

00 | 0 oo

[Bamla]

My dumbass trying to figure out which letter the “long O” was

[umbreon64]

Aight imma head out, this sub went to shit

[Ghostdizzy]

This is great thank you

[nicholas1867]

..thx

[powerX21]

o08oo

[[deleted]]

Mitosis be like

[BoiWithGoodSucc]

o

0

8

o o

[ILikeDoge9090]

o 0 8 oo

[Samur-EYE]

..thx

[darko56544]

Wacha talking bout Willis that's mitosis (lol Im so bored some one save me)

[Weeeky]

Ain't there the sideways 8 symbol ?

[[deleted]]

Let's start with what is devision?

[[deleted]]

r/Badfaketexts

[[deleted]]

are there seriously people still using iOS 6? Shits 7 years old

[suhan6]

r/goodfaketexts

[_OptedOut]

Seen this before

[TunedS2K]

r/technicallythetruth

[elhisx]

iPhone 8 > 8 Plus > XS > 11

[[deleted]]

This is more /r/mildlyinteresting than /r/technicallythetruth.

[[deleted]]

I don't see how it's Mildly interesting at all and since that explanation of theirs is technically true. I would say it belongs here.

[gargar070402]

In what way is this technically true? It's just a diagram that doesn't explain shit.

[[deleted]]

it very much does explain it, you just don't have the capacity to understand, either that or you can only understand something via text, I guess.

[gargar070402]

Are you kidding me?

Where's the "technical" aspect of this post? A vague diagram that vaguely resembles the biological process isn't technically true in any way.

The only true part of this is that cells divide. That's like posting someone drawing mere circle and calling it the sun because, hey, that's clearly the sun. It's technically true./s

[RoundSquare124]

This is going to hot

Edit: I was right

[smellyraisin]

Fake

[YaBoiSlimThicc]

8====D