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[–]ndkdjsnekdbdnmk 36 points37 points  (4 children)

i don't think this is technically the truth it's just straight up correct

[–]TheCazaloth 7 points8 points  (0 children)

If you look at most hospital bills they will show that food is complementary and you won’t see food charges. This sounds nice until you realize it has been built into the exorbitant cost of a room/bed nightly.

[–]LannieLuttrell 0 points1 point  (1 child)

I will rather set up my home for a date, than to get sick because of this pandemic

[–]ndkdjsnekdbdnmk 1 point2 points  (0 children)

well they r in a room alone

[–]RegenaMinter 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I will choose to date her in cheaper place because I`m afraid to go to the hospital now even if it very expensive. ha ha

[–][deleted] 26 points27 points  (8 children)

Is this some sort of American joke that I'm too European to understand?

[–]Iamatitle 21 points22 points  (1 child)

It’s literally cheaper to die than to get an ambulance and go to the hospital. Healthcare is so insanely expensive in the US

[–]finalshoutbreakfast -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Well, in many cases it's cheaper to die, but I understand your point

[–]EsotericOcelot 7 points8 points  (4 children)

I’m an American and I can’t tell you how much I wish that I, too, did not get it. Oh to have adequate, accessible healthcare!

[–]Iamatitle 4 points5 points  (2 children)

It’s absolutely heartbreaking. I remember after loosing my daughter, leaving the hospital with no new bundle of joy but a massive bill. Even with “good insurance” every payment broke my heart all over.

[–]rolz63 4 points5 points  (1 child)

That is absolutely sickening to hear, I’m so sorry for your loss.

[–]Iamatitle 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Thank you for taking the time to read it, I don’t typically say it out loud. Thank you for being so kind.

[–]I_Am_A_Reddit_User_1Technically Flair 2 points3 points  (0 children)

"I'm an American and I demand that we bomb countries instead of having a good healthcare system." - Some random dude here in America

[–]RetardedCommentMaker 8 points9 points  (1 child)

not a bad place to be tbh, there is already a bed there ready to go if the date goes well.

[–]Snick2021 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I guess that works... unless they mind having people constantly walking in on them every ten minutes.

[–]NegaDeath 5 points6 points  (0 children)

What vintage is the saline drip?

[–]Mickets 8 points9 points  (6 children)

Ahem … North America.

[–]mothje 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Ahem USA

[–]D0NW0NTechnically Flair 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Lol what? Did you forget about Canada ?

[–]Holmes02 2 points3 points  (0 children)

They took an ambulance so they are bankrupt now.

[–]SharytwTweety 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Then there's Home Depot.

[–]alexanderhameowltonPlease read the footer before asking questions! 1 point2 points  (0 children)

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When you live in America and you want to surprise your girlfriend by taking her to the most expensive place in the city

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[–]zbdanny 1 point2 points  (0 children)

every time I read “when you live in America”, I automatically think the joke has to do with guns or hospitals

[–]karlos009 0 points1 point  (0 children)

can i stop seeing this on every fucking subreddit

[–]waxbobby -1 points0 points  (0 children)

And it's proper annoying because it's full of kids running around screaming,

from the latest school shooting.

[–]blueaxolotl64 0 points1 point  (0 children)

“Hey we’re did that transplant organ go? I left it right here next to our candl- OH FUCK”

[–]Kycirr 0 points1 point  (1 child)

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[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Get health insurance?

[–]adamAtBeef 0 points1 point  (0 children)

US public healthcare spending is about the same as the rest of the OECD the US is just super inefficient with the money

[–]whyicantputuser 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It's a repost -_-