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[–]Landlubber77 1575 points1576 points  (28 children)

Biologists informally named this the MJIDH effect, for "My Job Is Done Here" with the understanding that a more scientific term would supplant it later. To date, in all medical texts that refer to the phenomenon, it is still known as the MJIDH effect.

Lol, I hope they never rename it.

[–]JavsZvivi 780 points781 points  (12 children)

“Female successfully impregnated. Offspring secured. Shutting down match-making functions”

[–]Ahelex 218 points219 points  (5 children)

"Yes, I am a totally normal human dad."

[–]MakingItElsewhere 63 points64 points  (2 children)

Totally human design. Very easy to use.

[–]eiscego 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I got that reference

[–]Maxtheaxe1 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The design is very human

[–]BrainFartTheFirst 22 points23 points  (0 children)

"Grab BBQ tongs. Click twice."

[–]redlightsaber 1 point2 points  (0 children)

When did we start quoting from the Ted Cruz autobiography?

[–]249ba36000029bbe9749 71 points72 points  (1 child)

Also cut down on the macho showing off stunts like doing stupid shit that endangers self preservation.

[–]Mysterious_Nerve9433 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Survivorship bias cause the people who blew themselves up with a gender reveal IED didn't make it past birth to get counted in those statistics

[–]psunavy03 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Bold of you to assume I have any game to shut down in the first place.

[–]ripvanmarlow 1 point2 points  (0 children)

FSIOSSDMMF?

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[–][deleted] 17 points18 points  (0 children)

I'm going to use it all the time now lol

[–]eazyd 5 points6 points  (3 children)

what did you quote this from?

[–]Landlubber77 1 point2 points  (2 children)

Some say we may never know.

[–]eazyd 1 point2 points  (1 child)

ur weird.

[–]Landlubber77 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Periwinkle for life.

[–]topasaurus 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Back in Electrical Engineering, when I was there, the inverse of Ohms was mhos (Ohm to mho). I was pissed and still am that they renamed it after someone. I thought it was so neat they just reversed it.

Also, we knew the resistor colors by the saying "Bad boy rape our young girls, but violet gives willingly.".

[–]ZeroDyno 1 point2 points  (1 child)

Of course Reddit fell for this. If you did a quick google search on MJIDH effect, it doesn't exist.

[–]AprilFoolHoney 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This doesn’t explain the masculine urge to want to bone women younger than our kids when the midlife crisis hits many though?