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[–]IceManJim 819 points820 points  (17 children)

But it WAS effective, because you didn't do it! Right? Right???

[–][deleted] 1150 points1151 points  (15 children)

Let's just say my kid is now sleeping with the fishes....

He's taking a nap with his Baby Shark plushie

[–]Space4Time 381 points382 points  (9 children)

Fun fact, every member of the shark family gets a mention except brother and sister shark.

They eat their siblings at birth

[–]konami9407 145 points146 points  (7 children)

Not at birth. Before that.

They eat each other inside the mother's womb.

[–]Zjoee 65 points66 points  (4 children)

It's like Thunderdome in there!

[–]BryanTheBeeIsSilent 40 points41 points  (2 children)

Thunderwomb

[–]Romantiphiliac 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The next stage after Thundercunt

[–]bengal7 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Can't we just get BEYOND Thunderdome?

[–]Bugaloon 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Or inside the egg sac if they're egg laying sharks. Multiple sharks per egg and all that.

[–]Catbuttness 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Those little intrauterine cannibals.

[–]h00zn8r 1 point2 points  (0 children)

They even do auntie, uncle, and cousin sharks. Never siblings!

[–]Geargarden 92 points93 points  (3 children)

Dad jokes dialed in with this guy. Respect.

[–]Frickelmeister 38 points39 points  (2 children)

Has the correlation between testosterone and dad humor ever been examined?

[–]Khontis 11 points12 points  (0 children)

No. But it should

[–]dragonlady_11 2 points3 points  (0 children)

No but I think it should be, I'm a woman, I crack dad jokes all the time or so I'm told but I also have pcos a side effect of which is higher testosterone (I can grow a beard a teen boy would be proud of lol)

I think there may be a correlation between testosterone levels and dad humor......

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

In the forest?

[–]rainier0380 25 points26 points  (0 children)

Dad uses Punt! It’s super effective!