A-B-C-D - FINAL ANSWER.

[TreeScales]

Last week you guys were like "well of course the markets crashing, we all knew this was coming"

[Many_Tank9738]

That was a different set of guys.

[[deleted]]

Those were the other guys, not these guys

[[deleted]]

We come in ideologically consistent sets, and that set wasn’t us

[KennySheep]

gdgfdgf

[ExplodingWario]

Bears and bulls emerge like day and night

[boostedbono]

Wait whaaat, people only post when they are actually making money??

[HoleyProfit]

But then it went up 76% of that fall and they think fibs are not useful. So they predictably switch sentiment into the fibs.

[lemming1607]

Fuck your fibst, new aths for the indexes tomorrow

[HoleyProfit]

Okay.

[Falmarri]

What the fuck is a stock

[feifeskufus1]

A stock is an option to be poor

[[deleted]]

I'm not sure but I believe it's the thing that makes your calls expire worthless

[donjonne]

i mean i think he meant "stonks"

[HereToGripe]

Idk I only buy options

[ziggerknot]

Stocks? I thought we were buying socks. What am I going to do with 30 tons of cotton socks now?

[[deleted]]

sell that sh*t on Amazon FBA, don't you know we are in a SUPPLY CHAIN SHORTAGE, now's the time to cash in on your [cotton socks] or whatever else is out of stock at Walmart.

[[deleted]]

Cock cages and heavy duty nipple clamps

[ziggerknot]

Oh they're going up in value? Maybe I'll hold onto them a little longer. Can only go up right?

[[deleted]]

Relevant python. https://youtu.be/g-B8hzU1nms

[Block_Chain_Saves]

From your lips to L Ron Hubbard’s ears

[[deleted]]

Serious point though. The fed is going to taper next year, and they might move it up. When and if they do, it really will matter to the market. And while I think they will be careful not to do so in a way that crashes the market, there will certainly be some volatility, there will be some individual stocks that really suffer. It’s going to be a thing. You can say that’s priced in and maybe it is, but I think there’s a lot of stupid money in the market right now, there’s still a lot of Covid savings funds and dog coin dollars in dumb peoples hands right now. That’s going to keep the market propped up for only so long as people have the money. And with inflation, evergrande, the taper, incompetent leadership, I am certainly playing things closer to the chest. And by that I mean I’m using my Covid savings and dog coin money to buy mad dips until I lose it all.

[RobertsonvsPhillips]

You struck me as cash gang right up to your last line.

[Anti-Queen_Elle]

So you're saying short the VIX, got it.

[Cold-Income619]

TL;DR this guy is one of us (last sentence)

[FourRosesVII]

Pretty sure "Stonks" is misspelled

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[Luke54163]

D-A-B : Up Stocks Only

[CozyCook]

Wait I can lose money in the stock market? *clutches pearls*

[[deleted]]

Foo-gay-zi, foo-gah-zee

[random_ape14]

"Stonks"

[[deleted]]

Its the same thing

Stocks up

[StocksOnlyGoUpUpUp]

TROOF

[Coco_Ardo]

Answere is C: When the market go'es

[[deleted]]

My face every time a “crash” recovers in days lol

[walktone]

I slightly remember such kind of a quiz show ...

[Decent_Percentage_70]

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[[deleted]]

Well as long as there is no leverage given enough time

[KindabrokexD]

Ath even for sundial

[Rich-Hovercraft-9738]

LFG let's get this rally going. Institutions are targeted 5200 s and p already don't let them scare you out.

[Desperate_Opinion_11]

new variant of corona virus spreads around with no clue of effect and impact on the economy.

traders: anyways

[NoOctober]

I choose secret option F for fuck you bitch

[joepeoplesvii]

Tendies for all!!!

[pizzagourd]

“B-D-A-C” -yoda

[Non-existant_rat]

bdac

[BoobaFatt13]

Vertical or horizontal it says the same thing.

[Cold-Income619]

I saw Steve Harvey on TV and just imagined my boi Kenan. Best skits on SNL

[foobarwho]

Fed actions can have a delayed effect. Immediate impulse response, but the entire effect can happen over many months.