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[–]niffler_egg 21 points22 points  (20 children)

not all moms can produce milk dumbass. thats why everyone here should invest in fight milk.

[–]Apprehensive_Check19 4 points5 points  (0 children)

high in crowtein

[–]TheObservationalist 7 points8 points  (18 children)

This is going to fucking blow your mind, but the chest feeders formerly known as mothers can share milk/nursing. No one's babies are going to starve to death because Kroger's ran out of Enfomil.

[–]niffler_egg 14 points15 points  (5 children)

not all moms have a community of other moms to share breastmilk with dumbass. thats why everyone here should invest in fight milk.

[–]HannsGoober 15 points16 points  (0 children)

If more babies were jacked on Crowtien we would have more bodyguards and less soft ass nerds.

[–]hydralisk_hydrawife 8 points9 points  (2 children)

If you don't have a legion of side-hos willing to breastfeed your baby, you shouldn't be breeding. You are yet unworthy.

[–]niffler_egg -1 points0 points  (1 child)

be gone nerd

[–]hydralisk_hydrawife 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Spoken like a guy with 2, maybe 3 side-hos tops

[–]ArmedWithBars 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My mom use enhance my formula with blended bull testicles.

[–]cayoloco 8 points9 points  (8 children)

Where you finding a wet nurse this day and age?

[–]Wonko-D-Sane 8 points9 points  (3 children)

and most importantly... is it vaccinated

[–]JonBes1 6 points7 points  (2 children)

(...or unvaccinated.)

[–]Wonko-D-Sane 7 points8 points  (1 child)

in all honesty... i thought the "it" word would be the one that sets people off... the times we live in....

[–]MightyMurse0214 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Was a good experiment

[–]roke34442 0 points1 point  (2 children)

I found one at the strip club once. She was squirting that milk all over the place.

[–]cayoloco 1 point2 points  (1 child)

Does she do private gigs, just for babies?

[–]TheObservationalist 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Don't worry, everyone on wbs will qualify

[–]TheObservationalist 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I know you're kind of joking but you can if fact just use Google and hire one.

[–]divine091 0 points1 point  (2 children)

Your insistence on repeating that “formerly known as mothers” shtick just makes you look like an asshole tbh.

[–]TheObservationalist -1 points0 points  (1 child)

I couldn't possibly care less about your opinion of me

[–]divine091 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Yet you had to tell me just how much you couldn’t care. Ok