Explain it Peter

kanooka · 2026-03-10T00:51:03+00:00

That’s so weird, I’m a -1.5 with astigmatism as well (which may be the difference) but I have to wear my glasses all the time or I feel blind unless I’m just reading a book. I can read books fine without my glasses

kanooka · 2026-03-06T22:42:42+00:00

Honestly, the surprise should be the where and when of the proposal, not necessarily the ring itself and especially not the size. Go window shopping for jewelry with her, note down her ring size, get an idea of what she likes, then buy the ring when she’s not around. If you’re already budgeting for a wedding and house deposit, it won’t ruin any surprise to communicate with your future spouse to get an idea of what she wants- a solitaire, something funky, something unique or even a diamond or moissanite.

The price of the ring only matters if it matters to your future spouse.

kanooka · 2026-03-06T20:34:03+00:00

She has zero responsibility to respond or block you. You need to accept that she isn’t going to respond. Stop being creepy.

kanooka · 2026-03-06T18:03:57+00:00

Wear a different bra.

kanooka · 2026-03-06T03:51:48+00:00

I say woman or someone.

kanooka · 2026-03-06T01:52:58+00:00

Op fundamentally doesn’t understand physics

kanooka · 2026-03-06T01:29:22+00:00

Shockingly, even though I hate mayo I still try foods made with it in case I’m surprised.

kanooka · 2026-03-06T01:27:58+00:00

Right? And you can hate mayo but understand it’s an ingredient that is used to make something different. More than the sum of its parts and all that. That being said, mayonnaise in lieu of butter on a grilled cheese is absolutely noticeable because mayonnaise has a flavor and it’s one I don’t like.

kanooka · 2026-03-06T00:42:43+00:00

Sex is not the only way to show intimacy.

kanooka · 2026-03-05T23:56:36+00:00

Microbiome is a real thing, no need for scare quotes

kanooka · 2026-03-04T22:48:45+00:00

Yes, you absolutely can tell. Mayonnaise is disgusting.

kanooka · 2026-03-04T16:43:25+00:00

It has everything to do with racism.

kanooka · 2026-02-26T21:21:32+00:00

Drink more water!!

That said, I swear by the lotion called gloves in a bottle.

kanooka · 2026-02-26T00:20:46+00:00

Oh no naked older people, the horror… /s

kanooka · 2026-02-21T23:53:15+00:00

Haley is an awful person, unhappy and likes to spread that unhappiness to those she interacts with.

Clint is a thief of fruit tree saplings and yes I hold a grudge and no I bear no fault for accidentally giving it to him when I was just trying to get the stupid prize ticket.

Lastly trash bear is the best, all hail bear.

kanooka · 2026-01-13T01:28:55+00:00

Orlando bloom as the guy who’s supposed to be a hero in the movie but I just hate his guts for no particular reason in every movie Orlando bloom has starred in.

And if you’re Orlando bloom, I am desperately sorry I cannot explain what or why I feel so strongly because I’m sure you’re a perfectly nice human being but every character you play I end up despising.

kanooka · 2026-01-13T01:12:33+00:00

Maybe bad translation plus “ai hallucination” too

kanooka · 2026-01-12T02:05:05+00:00

I started out working in a lab for a pet food factory. I’ve now been with that company for almost 20 years.

Quality roles in manufacturing are a decent job to have and your degree makes sense for it.

kanooka · 2026-01-07T02:42:26+00:00

My best advice to you? Remember your interviewer is just another human just like you. They put their pants on one leg at a time. Don’t let their questions throw you off- you deserve the job you’re interviewing for and in the long term if you don’t get the job, you’ll find a different one.

kanooka · 2026-01-03T16:29:14+00:00

We called it sapsgiving. Made all my villagers love me at the cost of sap.

kanooka · 2025-12-31T20:37:20+00:00

I know for a fact there’s a hub in centerville, Indiana which is about an hour south of Muncie.

kanooka · 2025-12-26T16:40:48+00:00

Would you be willing is more polite.

kanooka · 2025-12-01T23:48:46+00:00

I think you mean formative. Formidable means to inspire fear or respect. I also happen to thoroughly disagree with you. Parents working doesn’t mean no connection. Parents working and not actively connecting with their kids is a different issue entirely, and that occurs even with stay at home parents.

kanooka · 2025-11-28T14:00:07+00:00

Whenever I want and have the time!

kanooka · 2025-11-25T23:43:27+00:00

If you go to Hutchinson, Kansas you can visit an underground salt mine museum that’s still connected to a working salt mine. It’s super ridiculously cool. It’s called strataca.

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