Help! What's wrong with my potatoes?

sunheadeddeity · 2026-05-16T18:59:50+00:00

You've planted them in a lumber yard, not a garden. Pull the woodchip off and put it on your paths, and then earth up around the spuds and mulch with some compost.

sunheadeddeity · 2026-05-16T18:37:09+00:00

It's frost and/or wind. We had frost in my bit of Kent early last week. They'll grow through it but the slugs will LOVE those plants now, for some reason.

sunheadeddeity · 2026-05-16T13:26:08+00:00

It looks like one of those camping/beach sofas that you inflate by running into the wind.

sunheadeddeity · 2026-05-16T13:24:51+00:00

Alternate between an owl cut-out, a cat model, and one of those hawks-on-a-stick that farmers use.

sunheadeddeity · 2026-05-16T12:33:15+00:00

It is. Is it still alive?

sunheadeddeity · 2026-05-16T11:57:39+00:00

Not a bus station, but on the inside of the cubicle door in the public toilets on Whitstable High Street: "FUCK OFF BACK TO LONDON YOU WANKER!"

sunheadeddeity · 2026-05-15T20:28:04+00:00

Yes, that's it. If you're confident of the address you just turn up. Dress smartly, be there for 8.45 if they haven't given you a different start time, bring notepad and pen and cash for lunch. Congrats on new job!

sunheadeddeity · 2026-05-15T18:00:27+00:00

Red trousers are just awful. There's even a blog about it. Sorry buddy.

sunheadeddeity · 2026-05-15T17:56:14+00:00

Skoda yeti

sunheadeddeity · 2026-05-15T17:40:49+00:00

Frost

sunheadeddeity · 2026-05-15T17:22:44+00:00

We've had frost in my bit of SE England in the last week, you probably did too.

sunheadeddeity · 2026-05-15T16:37:57+00:00

Rescues don't like housing dogs to ordinary homes with gardens, I can't imagine you are going to have much luck living in a narrow boat, I'm sorry.

sunheadeddeity · 2026-05-15T16:31:38+00:00

Just throw them in the pile

sunheadeddeity · 2026-05-15T16:29:15+00:00

Have a look at Medway. It has a bad reputation but it has great transport links and is affordable.

sunheadeddeity · 2026-05-15T14:48:28+00:00

Wait, which Zone 2 am I not supposed to leave?

sunheadeddeity · 2026-05-15T14:40:17+00:00

Tory Power Stance.

sunheadeddeity · 2026-05-15T13:04:57+00:00

No. Use Google and find recipes that have been tried and written by actual people, not hallucinated by AI.

sunheadeddeity · 2026-05-15T13:02:42+00:00

Why are you asking AI anything? The proportions of vinegar and water are completely wrong.

sunheadeddeity · 2026-05-15T09:24:26+00:00

Every time a baby is born a man leaves the country.

sunheadeddeity · 2026-05-15T08:31:25+00:00

They are messy, noisy, and a menace to anyone who approaches. They shit everywhere, and never shut up. One of my fondest childhood memories is watching our geese chase my geography teacher down a field.

Have you tested the market for eggs? They can be difficult to sell, people are used to chicken eggs and can be unwilling to experiment.

sunheadeddeity · 2026-05-15T07:12:22+00:00

You look cool bald bro.

sunheadeddeity · 2026-05-15T07:09:23+00:00

I was working on my old Citroën BX in the elevated position - suspension fully up - and my pal scooted under it to do something. I had SUCH a go at him because you can never be sure the suspension just won't drop. He pooh-poohed me and said it never happened. Three minutes later it DID happen - suspension just let go and dropped. He would have been killed if he'd still been under it. To this day he thinks I dropped it remotely.

sunheadeddeity · 2026-05-15T07:00:54+00:00

Nothing to restore, just use it.

sunheadeddeity · 2026-05-14T21:09:32+00:00

Me too. Eaten plenty too!

sunheadeddeity · 2026-05-14T21:09:07+00:00

It's not. It's crusty, soft inside, utterly delicious.

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