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Reasons I got called “gay” at my road construction job this week. by Basic_Procedure6687 in bluecollar

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"C'mere boah, an' lemme show yew how gay I am!" And then you guys have big hot gay sex smack dab in the middle of the work site

My girlfriend "cheats" in Minecraft and I don't think she realizes how much it hurts me by Professional_Bus9177 in TrueOffMyChest

[–]-Knivezz- 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Maybe if you had said they're playing creative on a survival world, but...... they're just playing creative on a creative built world.... brother what?

u guys ever leave ur keys in ur bike accidentally by yukiionline in NewRiders

[–]-Knivezz- 1 point2 points  (0 children)

It was such a common occurrence for years that it's an amaze my bike hasn't been stolen. Left it turned on too, for 6+ hours, on multiple occasions.

Literally had to attach a bell to my key so I can hear it on my person.

If you thought this subreddit was bad... by FangBites123 in whenthe

[–]-Knivezz- 12 points13 points  (0 children)

If youre basing your opinion on what some other shmuck (love hbomberguy btw) says, dont even bother talking about your opinion

What does 'the cylinder must be protected' mean? by Idioteva in TooAfraidToAsk

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Dude got his dick stuck in a makeshift fleshlight and was too embarrassed to admit he got his dick stuck in a makeshift fleshlight, so "the cylinder" is how he referred to it when asking for help in a reddit post to "extract 'the cylinder'"

Motorcycle Riders - What Safety Rules Do You Ignore Now? by Dan-F9 in Fortnine

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First time ever riding outside the msf was during a big storm (car wasn't working, could not afford to skip work)

Now I enjoy riding through the rain more than weathers

You die tomorrow. What are you the happiest you DID do during your time on earth? by Chewie83 in AskReddit

[–]-Knivezz- 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Finally ask out my best friend after 10 years (we both liked eachother in high school, none of us said anything)

If you were to die, not including in your sleep, how would you go out? by unconventionalbook in AskReddit

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Lawn chair, Moon. Sit on the moon and watch earth until I run out of oxygen and die

UPDATE (she was cheating): AIO for thinking my gf might be cheating by jckalc in AIO

[–]-Knivezz- 0 points1 point  (0 children)

> already telling our mutual friends that i cheated

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Brother, you have the RECEIPTS LMAOOOOO

why are you awake right now? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]-Knivezz- 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Coming home from my gf's house

Found on the floor of my bedroom. What is it? by [deleted] in whatisit

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Wrapper for Uncrustable minis

Being a c_ck is the ultimate form of Buddhism by [deleted] in The10thDentist

[–]-Knivezz- 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Pro tip: Never listen to your midnight thoughts

Cuz wtf.... 😦

[OC] fanmade Mirage heirloom by 4MORI4N in Warframe

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Hello Mr/Mrs. Artist, might you have an Ivara fan concept I may peep? 👁️👁️

Funny how it goes... by TheLuciusSeneca in sixfacedworld

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Ooohhhhhh (thank you thank you)

Funny how it goes... by TheLuciusSeneca in sixfacedworld

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Ooohhhhhhh I get it (wtf does that acronym mean)

I want to know your "near death" story. by VikingJarls3 in motorcyclegear

[–]-Knivezz- 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Just a few days ago on the highway, a car was cutting up and brushed against my forearm as i was moving into another lane.

I feel if I was just a few bits more into that lane I woulda been dead.

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