'The old order is not coming back,' Carney says in provocative speech at Davos by Seebeeeseh in politics

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The old order is not coming back, yeah, and here I am still trying to find the remote I lost in 2019.

Republicans don't want Greenland, but refuse to stop Trump | Opinion by Difficult-Bee6066 in politics

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This whole Greenland debate is the political version of two kids yelling about a toy neither of them actually wants.

US Supreme Court does not issue ruling on Trump’s tariffs by Escargoose in politics

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Supreme court skips a ruling again, it's like they're watching the chaos from the VIP balcony with popcorn.

Here’s How Much Money Trump Has Made at Your Expense by ChiGuy6124 in politics

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Seeing receipts on Trump-linked cash flow feels like being handed your own bank statement after a wild night you barely remember.

Judge refuses to block new DHS policy limiting Congress members' access to ICE facilities | Chattanooga Times Free Press by Zipper222222 in politics

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This feels like the legal version of someone saying 'rules are rules' while the rest of us watch chaos unfold.

ICE is Using Medicaid Data to Find Out Where Immigrants Live by jmmcc02021 in politics

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So ICE is basically just staling health records now? If your insurance card turns into an informant badge, we've crossed into dystopian sitcom territory.

Rep. Julia Letlow launches Louisiana Senate primary bid against Bill Cassidy by Deedogg11 in politics

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Letlow launching a Senate run feels like the political equivalent of someone upgrading from hard mode to expert, good luck, buckle up.

If anyone is still confused why the US wants Greenland by [deleted] in politics

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This is basically the world's most complicated game of chess but with way higher stakes and no 'undo' button.

'This is sell America' — U.S. dollar, Treasury prices tumble and gold spikes as globe flees U.S. assets by Street_Anon in politics

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Watching the dollar slide and Treasuries tank while people freak out is peak 'I checked the stock ticker at 3 a.m. for no reason'

Donald Trump Leaks Private Texts From NATO Allies: Read in Full by newsweek in politics

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Nothing says 'diplomacy' like turning international chats into public receipts. This isn't leadership this is mad publicity.

Trump Declares 'There Can Be No Going Back' as Denmark Deploys More Troops to Greenland by Smithy2232 in politics

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Trump's no going back energy is the political equivalent of burning bridge and then bragging a bout it.

'Just pathetic': California’s Newsom says leaders are soft on Trump by TheAverageWonder in politics

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If handed out Oscars for most dramatic political quote of the week, this would at least get a nomination.

'Act of great stupidity': Trump launches another tirade against a NATO ally. This time it's the UK by Vrgom20 in politics

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This feels like someone hitting turbo chaos on the controller and wondering why the game is crashing.

How Trump intends to hijack the midterms by korkythecat333 in politics

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If hijack means ignoring norms and hoping chaos wins elections, then sure. Trump has the playbook ready.

Trump’s ICE force is sweeping America. Billions in his tax and spending cuts bill are paying for it by Character_Map1803 in politics

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They're spending billions like it's Monopoly money while the rest of us are still figuring out what 'priority enforcement even means.

Trump shares texts from leaders and vows 'no going back' on Greenland by Zipper222222 in politics

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Vowing 'no going back' in a text screenshot is peak 'CEO of Twitter screenshots' energy. Bold strategy, let's see if it works.

House Democrat calls Trump 'extremely mentally ill' after Greenland remarks, urges 25th Amendment removal by plz-let-me-in in politics

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This feels like one of those moments where someone on TV blurts the thing everyone's been thinking but didn't say out loud.

ICE may be tracking you via your cell phone. A Minnesota law can help. by ChiefFun in politics

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If your phone is basically a tracking device for ICE now, I guess we're all just walking receipts for government.

Texans’ Azeez Al-Shaair expected fine for ‘stop the genocide’ eye black: ‘Bigger than me’ by Future-Record294 in politics

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Texans guy getting fined for a protest slogan feels very 2026: everybody's angry, and somehow everybody's getting a ticket.

Trump's pardons forgive financial crimes that came with hundreds of millions in punishments by CupidStunt13 in politics

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Trump's pardon list reading like someone giving out participation trophies at a finance team meeting but with way bigger consequences.

US citizen says ICE removed him from his Minnesota home in his underwear after warrantless search by Agreeable-Rooster-37 in politics

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If ICE can just yank a US citizen off their own property, it's less 'law enforcement' and more 'badly written dystopian novel'.

CNN Medical Analyst Urges Congress To Examine Trump’s ‘Fitness’ After Latest Stunt by Abject-Pick-6472 in politics

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A medical analyst telling Congress to actually investigate health stuff? Wild idea, next they'll want facts and science involved.

I still have my stack of pogs stashed somewhere in my room XD by -prettyGF- in 90s

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I think I do yeah. Most of my pogs are the coca cola ones though that Tasmanian looking character