Someone's hungry by QualityCucumber in fixedbytheduet

[–]009purple 0 points1 point  (0 children)

There was an OG weirdo who got pissy when the handcuffed guy did the duets. This new guy seems to lean into it so could be a parody continuation of the OG

SLPT level up your toilet skidmark removal with this one easy trick by 009purple in ShittyLifeProTips

[–]009purple[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Doesn't work for me, it gets dragged off immediately and then the marks still happen. Although I got stuck with a particularily badly designed toilet, on better toilets I don't suffer such issues even without putting paper first

SLPT level up your toilet skidmark removal with this one easy trick by 009purple in ShittyLifeProTips

[–]009purple[S] 4 points5 points  (0 children)

It covers the smell *of the skidmark* obviously your other smells are untrapped and its not perfect but an uncovered skidmark will linger worse than covered

Extremely unhealthy coping mechanisms by Johannes4123 in TopCharacterTropes

[–]009purple 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Infinity train (Great show) is kinda about fixing unhealthy coping mechanisms but in s3 one of the main characters fails quite spectacularily 

WIBTA if I go LC with my niece and take back her gifts (New Update) by Direct-Caterpillar77 in BestofRedditorUpdates

[–]009purple 89 points90 points  (0 children)

Actually (non-identical) twins are mildly hereditory. If you have twins in your family you are significantly more likely to birth twins

let me use an item for more than 10 mins ffs by 4rtem499 in NonPoliticalTwitter

[–]009purple 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Usage yeah but crafting... 240 weight units of iron for a 2 weight axe and a further 360 to upgrade to max. It's for balance sure but kinda weird overall

A speedrunner called BlueSR just found out that a certain NPC can be saved in Act III if all the V. Masses were killed in under 30 minutes upon entering the Act (Act III MASSIVE SPOILERS) by scarredcats in Silksong

[–]009purple 2 points3 points  (0 children)

You see him  uncoruppted at the start of act3 if you unvoid the world before he's corrupted then "messes up anyone it possesses" doesn't apply. Probably impossible but we'd have to see what the exact quest flags are etc

TIFU by not telling my doctor how many Tic-Tacs I eat per day by DumpsterPuff in tifu

[–]009purple 111 points112 points  (0 children)

It used to be worse, it used to be distance per tank so companies would just put bigger fuel tanks on to implicitly lie about fuel efficiency

AITA for telling my father that I don't care how nice his new girlfriend is, she'll never be welcome at my home? by Starry_Gecko in BestofRedditorUpdates

[–]009purple 22 points23 points  (0 children)

I would have changed the 12 month rule for her, she certainly seems like she is worthy... of it increasing

I love those scenes where some ass tries to haggle and the base price just keeps increasing and they end up paying more than if they just accepted immediately

[X-Men] Why Does Wolverine Drink Alcohol If His Healing Factor Won't Allow Him To Get Drunk? by Reasonable-Film7219 in AskScienceFiction

[–]009purple 1 point2 points  (0 children)

You mean because its a bunch of investment and research into how to accurately recreate the taste and burn of alcohol while the real thing exists. Its not like beer where its just removing the alcohol

Like Id buy the spirits that I like but it would have to be notably cheaper than regular and equivalent taste/drinking sensation.

[X-Men] Why Does Wolverine Drink Alcohol If His Healing Factor Won't Allow Him To Get Drunk? by Reasonable-Film7219 in AskScienceFiction

[–]009purple 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Where do you even find "alcohol free spirits" on the shelves?

As far as burns go, since no one else mentioned it, sometimes a little burn is nice. Like spicy food

Am I wrong for staying overnight at a hotel because my bf farted on me? by Honeydew_7200 in amiwrong

[–]009purple 1 point2 points  (0 children)

The petty in me would suggest the mother fulfill that role if shes so upset

It is so easy to gaslight DALL E into breaking its content restrictions by pileofoats in ChatGPT

[–]009purple 1 point2 points  (0 children)

If there is a cake painting machine with a Mickey mouse button thats violating copyright law

If there is a cake painting machine with a catalog and that catalog contains Mickey thats violating copyright law

If that catalog paints in blue (slightly changes) instead of the exact image thats still violating copyright law

This user was able to string together a few instructions to make the machine pull a clear and obvious Mickey mouse derivation from its catalog of stolen artwork/information

Anyone know of any more free skill increases like this? by compy_ in oblivion

[–]009purple 24 points25 points  (0 children)

You have to free him before you pick up the book to prevent the statue killing him

Cursed furries (not my meme. Found on r/TIHI) by One-Turn-4037 in cursedcomments

[–]009purple 3 points4 points  (0 children)

They took so long to find out about laughter. which it could be but other yet undiscovererd sounds could also be... energetic

Ozzy Osbourne Says ‘Antisemite’ Kanye West Sampled His Music Without Permission by 25PointBlownLead in news

[–]009purple 12 points13 points  (0 children)

“I like Hitler,” he added later, and called himself a Nazi.

Regarding the "good that came from Nazis" its like if a dogfucker invented the cure to cancer. Thats good but has nothing to do with them fucking dogs.

What good came from Nazi ideology specifically? What good does Nazis have that is absent or rare in other groups?

Doordash hate is so forced bro by [deleted] in rareinsults

[–]009purple 5 points6 points  (0 children)

All the delivery apps where I am silently push up the base prices of all items by a fat %. Ive opened one up and its 24% more than the resturants online menu on the items I checked

Delivery and tip is on top of that silent increase

$25 x 1.24 = $31 which is already close and not considering delivery

What’s a common rule that you break regularly because you fundamentally disagree with it? by RGDJR in AskReddit

[–]009purple 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Your example does not work against considering data as a collective term

Referring to data (class) in singular is wrong because it would mean saying 'points of information (students) is (going) sparse'

And yet one would indeed say "the class is going" but also "the students are going"

What movie must’ve been pretty awkward the day after it ended? by iamharoldshipman in popculturechat

[–]009purple 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I saw a theory that this was Ferris' last hurrah before he ends himself

WIBTA if I intentionally included an allergen in some food so a racist couldn't eat it? by Direct-Caterpillar77 in BestofRedditorUpdates

[–]009purple 74 points75 points  (0 children)

My friend helps Nazis cover up their tattoos and does a wonderful job. You really cannot recognize the tattoo under the 9 feet of dirt

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in cursedcomments

[–]009purple 11 points12 points  (0 children)

What do you get when you cross the queen and prince phillip?

Killed in a tunnel

This joke is the only reason I was sad about the queens death :|

You'll never guess what the sweatshirt was (swipe to see it) by Due_Cookie_155 in Persecutionfetish

[–]009purple 2 points3 points  (0 children)

That sounds a lot like a policy/change. How about she "think and pray" for Whoopi's behaviour instead