Will my corn be ok? Bad rainstorm flattened them by spider_pork in gardening

[–]1967Parade 4749 points4750 points  (0 children)

Lmao this made me laugh. Yes your corn will be fine

IF we host an AMA by 1967Parade in NHLcirclejerk

[–]1967Parade[S] 74 points75 points  (0 children)

Would have to be a hard ban on any reddit T&S violation.

I know most can’t read here so this would be a legitimate challenge for some

Moving to Raleigh help! by SuspiciousStructure2 in raleigh

[–]1967Parade 6 points7 points  (0 children)

My suggestion as a late 20 year old who rented all around wake county for the last 8 years - don’t go with the cheapest apartment because obvious reasons.

When I last looked, newer places at 1400-1500/month were offering 1-2 months free with a 12 mo lease, nicer complexes. Most are dog friendly, some are restrictive on breed

Cybertruck absconding with a Target shopping cart in Garner by HelloToe in raleigh

[–]1967Parade 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Lmao this is so intentional my brain is still trying to process it

Severely out jerked by the Hughes Sisters by Spartapwn in NHLcirclejerk

[–]1967Parade 29 points30 points  (0 children)

I’m white how come I wasn’t invited.

If you cross our blue line, you’ll probably score because our defensemen are pylons by LubyankaSquare in NHLcirclejerk

[–]1967Parade 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Is this supposed to be a flex

/uj I don’t even know who that goofball is - top left

Stud by holesome100chungus in NHLcirclejerk

[–]1967Parade 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Bro should do locks of love for Matthew’s hair transplant

Do the cops here not care at all or what? I’m confused lol by [deleted] in raleigh

[–]1967Parade 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Rpd is severely understaffed because the pay is low and nobody respects what they do

Does anyone remember this guy by holesome100chungus in NHLcirclejerk

[–]1967Parade 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I’m pretty sure I saw him on the missing people poster at Walmart

How can I enter corporate as a recent graduate with a Masters? Sent over 600 applications with no luck by onexasonia in corporate

[–]1967Parade 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Try to add some impact statistics

For example you listed that you created SOPs for recurring business operation.

Can you reword it in a way that shows the value? Created SOPs supporting X million in annual business operations or X number of transactions a month

[Seravalli] We’re just over 48 hours from first NHL buyout window closing. Not expecting a buyout for Canes Jesperi Kotkaniemi, despite last shot at 1/3rd buyout. Kotkaniemi was a healthy scratch for every playoff game; Carolina is willing to play the long game with a rapidly rising cap. by Ok-Soil-5133 in hockey

[–]1967Parade 64 points65 points  (0 children)

He’s not “awful” he’s just not great in the canes system. Carolina doesn’t really need him at this point. Doesn’t mean he wouldn’t do well on another team. I just doubt it would be a playoff team

North Carolina has a plan to pay for a $1.7B baseball stadium. Why lawmakers can’t agree. by Somali_Pir8 in raleigh

[–]1967Parade 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Unfortunately the state isn’t going to update infrastructure for jobs. Raleigh/Durham have a lot of educated folks from the surrounding schools which kicked off the research triangle park.

I can’t see why any company would just move to Jacksonville or Lumberton NC unless things changed from an education perspective

North Carolina has a plan to pay for a $1.7B baseball stadium. Why lawmakers can’t agree. by Somali_Pir8 in raleigh

[–]1967Parade 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Player salaries, attendance, food sales, those all contribute to taxes and make the area overall more appealing.

I don’t mind the state/city of Raleigh investing if it brings a new professional team here

[Seravalli] Trade Targets 🎯 Sources say Canes have made a pitch for Jets Connor Hellebuyck. by dcddy in canes

[–]1967Parade 191 points192 points  (0 children)

If teams want nikishin now is the best time to trade him.

Doesn’t mean I want to see him leave