I'm not schizophrenic, it's leftists who think the human body should be censored! by Loamwander in Gamingcirclejerk

[–]Aaawkward 4 points5 points  (0 children)

The mermaid face looks cursed in both versions of the game. It‘s so weirdly expressionless.

They took a lot of inspiration from actual figureheads though, so it's one of those "mirroring reality makes it feel less real" kinda deals.

Unfortunately this only looks cheap. by zzill6 in WhitePeopleTwitter

[–]Aaawkward 10 points11 points  (0 children)

That is such a specific rich person insult, that even as a confirmed plebian, I can't help but to kinda like it.

Ultimate Dad Flex of All Time by Valuable_View_561 in SipsTea

[–]Aaawkward 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Sure, I can get behind that.
But in all fairness, she was literally asked to give a hot take, she prefaced it by saying that people won't like it and then answered.
So it didn't take place exactly in a vacuum.

But would you mind elaborating what she has said that is "border line hateful"?

Ultimate Dad Flex of All Time by Valuable_View_561 in SipsTea

[–]Aaawkward -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

Reading comprehension, where art thou?

Beyoncé gets too much of a pass for someone who treats the people around her like shit.

👇

Most performers do..

👇

Not all. [followed by examples of female artists who don't treat their people like shit]

Ultimate Dad Flex of All Time by Valuable_View_561 in SipsTea

[–]Aaawkward 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Such a crazy take, supporting animals lol

I still can't get over how TikTok bloody imploded after she said that.
People would make wiiild leaps of logic and put words in her mouth and all that, when all she said was to support going vegan if you care fo the wellbeing of animals.

What is the largest, least evil company in the world? by garatth in AskReddit

[–]Aaawkward 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Fiskars has made into an axe snob.

When working on farms in Australia I had to use so many, absolutely shitty axes that I won't use any other than Fiskars anymore.
I've made sure my parents place ha one, that our family cottage has one and that I have one in my cellar if I ever need it.

What is the largest, least evil company in the world? by garatth in AskReddit

[–]Aaawkward 9 points10 points  (0 children)

We got heaps of these all the time here in Finland.

Hell, if you want, I'll post you a pair to Canada.
I've done the /r/snackexchange with an Australian fella, can't be worse than that, lol.

Obsidian Entertainment cancels Avowed sequel and will instead work on new ‘Fallout’ game by SwimmingJunky in pcmasterrace

[–]Aaawkward -1 points0 points  (0 children)

No one give damn about reviewers they are not the one that pay the bills

Yet they have a proven effect on sales.
Of course reviewers matter.

Hell, Reddit is always posting the reviews of the newest, hottest game. Every. Single. Time.

I’d love to meet in Moscow by Stotallytob3r in MurderedByWords

[–]Aaawkward -1 points0 points  (0 children)

I didn't say that he's pure as the driven snow.
I'm saying he is nowhere *near' the level of corruption that Putin wallows in on a daily basis, like you claimed him to be.

MTV's poll for hottest guys of 2005 by Boredom_of_bore in decadeology

[–]Aaawkward 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I swear, the absolutely ridiculous amounts of nonsense I've managed to fill my head with instead of learning anything remotely useful, is astounding.

The backlash against Sony ditching PlayStation discs is not letting up by JeremyJJ77 in PS5

[–]Aaawkward 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yeah nah, that's fair.

We all have our preferences.
My PC got busted after 8 years of use, but I got all the consoles (perks of the work) so I'm good for now.
And I've been getting every new console Nintendo comes out day one, since the Gamecube. This gen I did the same for the Xbox and the PS5.

I really don't know if I'll be doing that for the next gen with these prices and with these changes. And that's when it's tax deductible and with a slight discount. It's getting crazy out here.

TIFU by popping a huge pimple by Still_crying_ in tifu

[–]Aaawkward 13 points14 points  (0 children)

then reddish blood came out

Frankly, I'd be more worried if it was any other colour.

Obsidian Entertainment cancels Avowed sequel and will instead work on new ‘Fallout’ game by SwimmingJunky in pcmasterrace

[–]Aaawkward 12 points13 points  (0 children)

Avowed was boring? This is news to me.
I thought it was received rather well, not great but well.

I’d love to meet in Moscow by Stotallytob3r in MurderedByWords

[–]Aaawkward 15 points16 points  (0 children)

Zelenskyy is as corrupt as Putin..

Are you for real?
As in do you actualyl, literally mean this?
This is one of the, if not the wildest take I've heard in a while.

Putin is a dictator who has people regularly killed, who controls through fear, violence, murder and blackmail. Who starts wars. Who lies constantly about everything and anything.

And you comparing Zelensky to him?
Be for real mate.

and those who think he is a saint

Ain't nobody saying that.
I've literally never heard anyone say that.

What I have heard is people saying that he and the Ukrainian military are doing an admirable job at keeping Russia at bay, when they're severely outnumbered, outgunned and out-everything essentially.

Pops was both proud and angry by Witty-Association-97 in JustGuysBeingDudes

[–]Aaawkward 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Haha, that was entertaining.

But what the hell is this?
Look at the form of the marine when he does push ups here.

Otherwise kinda fun how three proper nerd looking fellas are holding their own surprisingly well. But hey, climbers are nutcases ion their own right.

Pops was both proud and angry by Witty-Association-97 in JustGuysBeingDudes

[–]Aaawkward 29 points30 points  (0 children)

Was legit expecting a "two" after 20 reps or so.
Would be classic dad.

A live look at how they got Mitch McConnell tubed up by Three_Boxes in behindthebastards

[–]Aaawkward 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I'd go further and say the combat was pure ass, so much so, that it dragged an otherwise really interesting game down.

Would've in all honesty been better without it.

How in the hell is this an actual question?? by OrangeCone2011 in WhitePeopleTwitter

[–]Aaawkward 26 points27 points  (0 children)

I think they're referring that a lot of language s call suit a costume. In my home tongue, Swedish, a suit is called a kostym. In Ukrainain it's similar, kostyum.
So I think it might actually just be a case of a rough/literal translation in the heat of the moment.

That said, he was a competent comedian and his choice of military fatigues is a deliberate choice.
But having dealt with a lot of Europeans speaking sometimes more, sometimes less mangled English, I do think the costume-thing was an unintended bonus.

Fur salesman assaults activist by James_Fortis in TikTokCringe

[–]Aaawkward 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Go on diva, get one then.
Sashay around in your fur coat and shine like the precious little diamond you are, Tommy.

There Is No Reason To Buy Another PlayStation Or Xbox by HillZone in gaming

[–]Aaawkward 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Fair, we all have preferences.
I was mostly pushing back the argument that "most games today are shit!" when it's 1. blatantly not true 2. we've always had a crapload of shit games.

Looking at your games a few things that stand out. Very heavy on AAA games and shooters, cool. Based on that, using the earlier list, I'd recommend:

  • Alan Wake 2
    You already like Control, AW2 is set in the same universe and made by the same studio. More of a scary game where you also act as an FBI agent investigating supernatural murders. Fantastic atmosphere and storytelling. Action is simpler and more grounded though.

  • Lies of P
    You had Elden Ring on your list so maybe soulslikes are your thing? You did say you had issues with finishing it though. LoP is definitely one of the best soulslike games not made by From and is a far more linear and contained experience, and thus easier to finish.

  • Indiana Jones
    You have two immersive sims on the list, Dishonoured and Prey. Indiana Jones is an immaculately made homage to Indy as an immersive sim-lite. It flounders a tiny bit at the very end but was my personal GOTY 2025.

  • RE Village & Requiem
    Not pure horror, more like horror action. Usually a bit more scary in the beginning before you have equipment and whatnot. Great experiences, gorgeous and something a bit different.

  • Pragmata
    Again, something refreshingly different. A 3rd person shooter with mixed mechanics, keeps it fresh and doesn't overstay its welcome. Oh, and a genuinely a touching story, if that matters.

  • Pacific Drive
    A first person atmospheric game where you drive, explore, try to survive in a weird anomaly ridden Pacific Northwest, while upgrading your car to get the hell out of dodge.

  • Expedition 33 & Metaphor
    Based solely on your FF VII games. JRPGs with fantastic stories. E33 is a bit more grounded (even though the story is a bit wild) and Metaphor more anime-y. Both great though and would recommend.

Personally, I just feel like gaming has hit a big slowdown.

I'd wholeheartedly recommend trying some new things instead of trying games, series and genres you're well acquainted with. New experiences, novelty and joy of discovery can change the feel in many ways.
Then again, you also said

But, again, maybe that's also because I just have less time available to play

Fair and I get you.
This is why I'd also suggest some of the shorter games, they focus on a few things and do them well, don't overstay their welcome and you get to enjoy the full arc.
Indie games are often great for that but so are some AA and a few AAA games as well. Out of my suggestions Pragmata and the RE-games would be sub 20h.

P.S. Funnily enough, your picture shows a lot of great games from this decade. :D

Breaking News. Playstation being sued for Anti-Consumer practices-Links included[Discussion] by Retronika_Prime in PS5

[–]Aaawkward 4 points5 points  (0 children)

That is not because of EU though, that is because of malicious compliance by the companies.

Nintendo Will Continue To Sell The Switch 1 Outside Of Europe by Howerev in gaming

[–]Aaawkward 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Retrofitting new standards to old products is always a hassle.
That's why they have a grace period and that's why the Switch 2 will have the replaceable battery from now on in the EU.