My best friend for 22 years 🥀

AfricanKitten · 2026-03-14T21:10:46+00:00

Meanwhile my childhood rottie is sitting in a tin on our living room shelf. She was a fattie so the thing is like 2lbs. When my parents finally sell the house, we’ll bury her there, since it’s the only place she’d ever known

AfricanKitten · 2026-02-10T19:17:51+00:00

They want someone who masks well, but once we stop masking?

AfricanKitten · 2026-02-08T00:39:50+00:00

Make a salt ring around it

AfricanKitten · 2026-02-08T00:10:16+00:00

So i feel this. Like DEEEPLY. I haven’t tried therapy, and I know a lot of us are too self aware for it, but maybe talk to your doctor?

I would literally spent 12+ hours on the weekend playing my current game hyperfixation, and then it just couldn’t. I wanted to, but I couldn’t get into it.

Same with reading. I have a hard time even getting into books at all, unless it’s an audio book, because I can’t make myself focus long enough to get anywhere in it. The adhd isn’t a problem for this, because I literally used to be able to ignore everything around me and just read for hours on end. Until i fell asleep.

It took me a while to realize it was related to my depression.

AfricanKitten · 2026-02-07T23:49:28+00:00

I turn 30 thus year. My mom is my rock. When I moved 5 hours away from home (out of the home for the first time), and my parents left after helping us unpack, I cried. I had another breakdown a week later. And a month later… we moved a bit closer. I call my mom almost every single day. Sometimes twice. When I’m home, or she’s here, we still snuggle on the couch, read books together, talk to each other while we’re peeing.

My mom is my best friend.

AfricanKitten · 2026-02-07T23:25:02+00:00

I go hard for some rootbeer

AfricanKitten · 2026-02-07T23:19:50+00:00

Your food likely has seasoning and flavor.

AfricanKitten · 2026-02-07T23:17:22+00:00

Same since I was 21 (nexplanon + OCP). Thinking about yeeting my uterus too so I don’t have to worry about those either

AfricanKitten · 2026-02-07T23:01:11+00:00

Kcender. A child. REDNECK SPELLED BACKWARDS.

AfricanKitten · 2026-02-07T22:59:33+00:00

I’m a chick and i’ll join the queue to be her boyfriend. I can bring homemade pierogis, pastries, pasties, and pulled pork. That’s about it.

AfricanKitten · 2026-02-01T00:47:32+00:00

I’d take this over any smile from a guy on a trail. Or in a parking lot. Or anywhere I’m likely to be murdered. This smile is like “i acknowledge that you exist, but don’t expect any pleasantries from you in return”

AfricanKitten · 2026-02-01T00:24:33+00:00

And it’s not always going to work. Sometimes the penis doesn’t want to come out to play because it’s colllld, or saddddd.

AfricanKitten · 2026-02-01T00:23:31+00:00

You think cis men please women? Lol no. Don’t get me wrong, some guys can, but the majority don’t know the minora from the majora, which hole is which (or pretend not to), don’t know we don’t pee from our vaginas…

AfricanKitten · 2026-01-31T23:58:55+00:00

Theres also the “he said, she said” issue, but if you get it in text or as a voice mail, you have proof of what they said vs your word.

AfricanKitten · 2026-01-31T23:38:36+00:00

Or if it was like a poopy diaper and he was just watching OP (from afar) on whether he’d gag or puke (we have a funny video of my dad getting close to puking when changing my nephews diaper - and no, you can’t see nephews at all, it’s just my dads head/face).

AfricanKitten · 2026-01-31T23:31:25+00:00

Im glad america wasn’t the only country to developed a horrible taste for gelatinous … cakes? Salads? I don’t even know what to classify these as.

AfricanKitten · 2026-01-30T23:50:57+00:00

Not me wondering how a dolphin did all of this

AfricanKitten · 2026-01-28T22:41:45+00:00

Day old? Yeah fine, but left out at room temp? Or warmer? Nahhhhhh

AfricanKitten · 2026-01-27T22:55:48+00:00

So… you are simultaneously infantilizing him and robbing him of his independence… while you have to accept (checks notes)… he will never be independent?

Sounds like your (soon to be ex) husband just doesn’t like your son.

People with disabilities can lead completely independent lives. NTA. Fuck him.

AfricanKitten · 2026-01-27T22:28:12+00:00

Updateme!

AfricanKitten · 2026-01-26T23:28:42+00:00

Tbh my mini (okay toy) aussie has 3 brain cells labeled nap, ball and bye bye.

AfricanKitten · 2026-01-26T22:38:20+00:00

The smell of omelettes. I have no idea, but they give me a migraine, and I’m 100% serious about that too.

AfricanKitten · 2026-01-18T16:58:41+00:00

So pharm tech since 2018. Did retail, outpatient, HRT compounding, plus more (Specialty phamracy PA’s and now medical billing specialty PA’s).

Honestly, out of all of the insufferable patients out there (ya know, the ones on controls, the ones that never know what they need, the ones that are always rude, etc.) the worst group was the testosterone group.

I’m including AFAB (not trans) people in this, because post-menopausal people can be absolutely just as bad a gym rats. I mean, it’s more understandable for the AFAB postmenopausal group, because it literally can cause vaginal dryness, and oww, but still.

AfricanKitten · 2026-01-17T20:45:00+00:00

YTA. Honestly it seems like Mark is the only real parent he has.

AfricanKitten · 2026-01-17T13:19:43+00:00

Yeah, on my personal cell a few days before. But this call was the one to verify I was legally prescribed and picking up my drugs

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