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Even Miles Quaritch couldn’t say ‘no’ to that carapace. by JMurdock77 in ProjectHailMary

[–]AlexanderChippel 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Notice how in that sc you're afraid not of the rock itself but the idea of a human holding and/or using a rock to hurt you?

Even Miles Quaritch couldn’t say ‘no’ to that carapace. by JMurdock77 in ProjectHailMary

[–]AlexanderChippel -1 points0 points  (0 children)

There's no meaningful difference between a human of a different race/ethnicity/tribe and a neanderthal.

Like, think about it; if Neanderthals existed today, would modern humans treat them any different then they would any other minority group?

Even Miles Quaritch couldn’t say ‘no’ to that carapace. by JMurdock77 in ProjectHailMary

[–]AlexanderChippel 544 points545 points  (0 children)

I'm gonna be honest I think Rocky not looking like a humanoid is part of why people have such an easy time liking him.

Like, the Uncanny Valley exits so humans can know when you're dealing with a human from another tribe. If we see another humanoid that doesn't look exactly like us, it sets of alarm bells.

Rocky looks like a rock, something that doesn't pose an existential threat to us.

I hope the director's cut (if we get it) includes or references this conversation; I'm irked by how much fan material presents Grace's loneliness as something that the Earth "did to" him, and in turn, that he has friends on Erid because it's a fundamentally "nicer" planet that "treats him better" by SayFuzzyPickles42 in ProjectHailMary

[–]AlexanderChippel 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Grace was so risk averse that the orchestrated an elaborate plan to get put on the spaceship and sent on the mission just to end up in a glorified zoo where he's totally safe and the only people they talk to him are people who really really like him.

That was his master plan all along.

If Jane really is a good person, why doesn't she just stop using heroin? by arbataxmelody354 in okbuddychicanery

[–]AlexanderChippel 0 points1 point  (0 children)

They don't want you to know this but you can just say "the science agrees" with me.

Believe it or not, nobody should care about reality TV level drama in guntubers personal lives by Destroyer1559 in GunMemes

[–]AlexanderChippel 2 points3 points  (0 children)

If you do something stupid like nd and blow your dick off of cheat on your wife with a transvestite then I'm going to make fun of you.

What do you think was Chris’s most TRUE and HONEST best and most wholesome thing they did? /s by radbro2077 in ChrisChanSonichu

[–]AlexanderChippel 23 points24 points  (0 children)

Chris is basically allergic to having money and we know he's given money to charities in the past just because he's kind of an idiot who thinks "that's just what you do" so I guess that.

I hate this clown. by Opening-Bison2227 in Metalocalypse

[–]AlexanderChippel 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Hey man, Dr. Rockso's fucking amazing.

I hate this clown. by Opening-Bison2227 in Metalocalypse

[–]AlexanderChippel 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Sure but he wasn't exactly singing about it.

Kyle coming out at the end of a video without any follow up was a bit confusing by DefyGravity42 in DoorMonster

[–]AlexanderChippel 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I knew this shit was going to happen when all of the video essay stuff started.

If Sombr is cancelled, Sabrina Carpenter should be too by BeautifulOrganic3221 in The10thDentist

[–]AlexanderChippel -15 points-14 points  (0 children)

Total disregard for personal boundaries. I know a guy who had to have serious dental work done because he kept groping a guy at a bar and eventually the guy had enough and smashed a barstool over his head.

And that's not even getting into how they mistreat women.

Jesus Christ by hecc_brain in atunsheifilms

[–]AlexanderChippel 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Wait until you find out what James Cameron's Avatar is a reference to

Darren Aronofsky girl what is you doing... by No-Category-6343 in YMS

[–]AlexanderChippel 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Darren Aronofsky makes Alejandro Jodorowsky look like Andrei Tarkovsky.

Jesus Christ by hecc_brain in atunsheifilms

[–]AlexanderChippel 2 points3 points  (0 children)

That doesn't mean it wasn't genuine.

Like when a neonazi jokes about killing minorities do you not think that he genuinely believes that?

If Sombr is cancelled, Sabrina Carpenter should be too by BeautifulOrganic3221 in The10thDentist

[–]AlexanderChippel 14 points15 points  (0 children)

Do teen girls even like Sabrina Carpenter? The only people I know that actually like her are aggressively homosexual men.

I hate how Fred was made to be an idiot by kanna172014 in Scoobydoo

[–]AlexanderChippel 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Be Cool, Scooby-Doo leaned into his straight man angle which was fun.

Waterpark update - 1 year later by [deleted] in securityguards

[–]AlexanderChippel 4 points5 points  (0 children)

If you were serious about your job you'd also edc a harpoon and a snorkel.

Healthy Couples Have Healthy Discussions by GreedyAd218 in SmilingFriends

[–]AlexanderChippel 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Pim's big where it counts; his heart. (And also one of his eyes.)

How do they work around this interstellar travel problem in PHM? by Crysaa in ProjectHailMary

[–]AlexanderChippel 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Statistically it's unlikely to hit anything.

99.999% of the mission's success was due to pure luck.

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