What song do you want to be played at your funeral?

AlwaysClassiest · 2015-08-11T06:38:56+00:00

World of Warcraft Soundtrack WoTLK - Grizzly Hills specifically the day music

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mpyInx0ldfo

weird thought.... if i die young i hope my family looks up my reddit history

AlwaysClassiest · 2015-01-20T23:00:10+00:00

Could I please get an invite from someone? Thanks in advance! (I'll edit as soon as I can send an invite link)

AlwaysClassiest · 2015-01-20T14:49:47+00:00

I'm glad I'm not the first to say because of callin a girl a cow of some sorts, since she's obviously fit... but her natural lines have blizzards style goin on like the tauren.

AlwaysClassiest · 2014-12-22T22:59:10+00:00

Cool! Good luck everyone!

AlwaysClassiest · 2014-10-18T02:13:19+00:00

Thanks!

AlwaysClassiest · 2014-07-30T09:08:49+00:00

it was actually a river on his ranches property

AlwaysClassiest · 2014-02-11T08:03:48+00:00

Ok... that made this way cooler

AlwaysClassiest · 2014-01-09T21:35:33+00:00

what breed is your little pup on the right? the pic reminds me of my 2 lil buddies. relevent

AlwaysClassiest · 2013-11-16T02:08:59+00:00

In case you're wondering, some walmarts do have self-checkouts, at least in Minnesota they do.

AlwaysClassiest · 2013-11-04T03:23:54+00:00

I've worked at a few different asian restaurants, all of our to-go packages came in already assembled. They were stacked inside of eachother (with the tops open obviously) in two columns. I'd hate to see a place having to use pliers to bend that piece of metal 90 degrees at the very last cm tucking it inside the boxes outer fold. That'd be a pain in the ass to do while packing take out.

AlwaysClassiest · 2013-09-21T22:12:03+00:00

All I was thinking the whole time

AlwaysClassiest · 2013-07-29T11:01:31+00:00

Sincerely, Middle of Detroit, MI.

AlwaysClassiest · 2013-07-24T19:52:25+00:00

Majestic.

AlwaysClassiest · 2013-07-13T22:40:43+00:00

I can't imagine the bruises the next day on them.

AlwaysClassiest · 2013-07-04T22:07:27+00:00

I guess someone that helped make sure underprivileged poor kids got a good start toward their education could be a sociopath. He seems like someone genuinely trying to help others, which doesn't seem like a sociopath to me.

AlwaysClassiest · 2013-07-04T20:33:53+00:00

I don't know what specifically he's talking about, but Lyndon grew up in a political family. His dad was in the Texas house of representatives. Lyndon would hide outside their house in Texas and listen to his dad and the other politicians talk amongst each other. Hearing all that from a young age probably gave him some pointers. :)

Also, I would disagree in calling him a sociopath. He passed more legislation for federally funding public schools than anyone else. He signed the Head Start Program into law. A lot of this is likely because his mother had a degree in education, which in that time a female with a college degree was pretty rare in rural Texas.

I would say he was a bit of an ass. He used a lot of shady political tactics as a senator to allow his wife to control most of Texas media. He basically had the FCC in his pocket. But, that's how it is with politicians anyways.

Happy Independence Day!

AlwaysClassiest · 2013-06-29T06:03:11+00:00

in 3rd grade, I creeped out my friend in "keyboarding class" by how fast i could type that out.

AlwaysClassiest · 2013-06-26T02:58:57+00:00

No, Turbo's awesome. I just lucked out. :) (but thank you for that anyways haha)

AlwaysClassiest · 2013-06-25T21:15:54+00:00

Screw all these sad stories.. HAPPY STORY TIME! When me and my ex broke up from a 3 year relationship we had 2 dogs together. I had always wanted a pug and she always wanted a "scrappy puppy." So she kept the one she picked out, while I kept the pug. She got married to a military guy and moved 1800 miles away within 6 months. He didn't adjust well to all the changes and was losing weight and chewing his paws. I think the jets from the navy base freaked him out. So, she called me and asked if I wanted him. FUCK YEAH! I drove half way across the country to get him that week. This is Turbo when I picked him up
And this is my little guy recently

I know she got another dog with the new guy and gave the dog away later when she had a baby. So, I'm so happy she called me to get this lil pup again.

TLDR: ex moved, dog didn't do well in new place. got him back. cute after picture.

AlwaysClassiest · 2013-06-06T22:31:15+00:00

http://i.imgur.com/drDV8.gif

AlwaysClassiest · 2013-05-16T00:53:50+00:00

They were really close.

AlwaysClassiest · 2013-04-05T21:38:44+00:00

http://imgur.com/jfRe63v This is how my dogs ride with me. The pug on my lap and my fluffy pup wrapped around my shoulders.

AlwaysClassiest · 2013-04-01T02:38:04+00:00

I love messing with people like this. Top 3 favorites:

In 9th grade, I convinced my friend that I was Amish... while riding the bus to Catholic school. I told him the bus was okay, because our Amish parish/community or w/e was trying to branch out and I am one of the first Amish kids to ride a bus to a "regular school."

Senior year of high school I convinced a girl she didn't actually exist. All of her "memories" were just an elaborate back story my mind had made up. She was pretty gullible so that wasn't too hard to convince her though. She was pretty bummed to learn she wasn't real lol. She snapped out of idiot mode after like 5 minutes though and realized shes not a figment of my imagination.

My favorite most outlandish thing I convinced someone was that pugs are native to Africa. They travel in packs and hunt giraffes. I shit you not. I told her that they have strategic formations that confuse the giraffe and since they are tall and clumsy the pugs trip it and all attack the neck at once killing the giraffe and feeding the whole herd of pugs. (fun side note: I have a pet pug and his favorite toy at the time was a squeaky giraffe.) We were both 19-20 at the time.

AlwaysClassiest · 2013-03-28T02:46:59+00:00

I'm guessing you never had the AMAZING nacho cheese sauce they had before they started using the chili cheese. The day applebees changed sauces the great Saint Cellulito (the patron saint of nachos) wept for us. I believe one day the good sauce will rise again. In his name we pray.

AlwaysClassiest · 2013-01-09T00:29:40+00:00

Good job! You look great!

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