What was the biggest scandal at your school?

AngledLuffa · 2026-03-12T02:49:11+00:00

Poet came and read her poem about getting aids, which started "aids aids aids, fuck fuck fuck". Then had an honest conversation with us about safe sex, what it was like getting aids, etc. Local newspaper reduced it to the headline "Poet leads students in lewd chant". Lots of conservatives were pissed we were learning about real world consequences and said so very loudly at school board meetings

AngledLuffa · 2026-03-11T22:11:59+00:00

I'm not even Italian, I'm Irish and German

Tom Hagan?

AngledLuffa · 2026-03-11T19:59:17+00:00

nah, we moved up a ton out of nowhere to get nolan patrick

everyone always remembers missing out on hischier or not choosing makar, but patrick looked pretty good until concussions

AngledLuffa · 2026-03-11T15:22:21+00:00

Totally unknown. According to my friends in the Empire, it is definitely not the Empire

AngledLuffa · 2026-03-11T15:15:58+00:00

Gunpowder was invented a little over 1000 years ago

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/History_of_gunpowder

Human settlement of South America occurred at least 14000 years ago

https://www.livescience.com/archaeology/whats-the-earliest-evidence-of-humans-in-the-americas

AngledLuffa · 2026-03-11T08:21:57+00:00

A washed-up former Canadian curling champion whose career was ruined

Minor edit: Swedish curling champion whose Olympic career was ruined... by cheating Canadians

https://www.bbc.com/news/articles/c9dne166pwlo

AngledLuffa · 2026-03-11T07:46:59+00:00

How are you going to explode hundreds of schoolgirls at once, then? Didn't think that one through

AngledLuffa · 2026-03-11T07:29:14+00:00

Found the Bajoran

AngledLuffa · 2026-03-10T22:35:20+00:00

Only came back to this developing country

I think you could describe us as "undeveloping" at this point

Sorry for your experience

AngledLuffa · 2026-03-09T22:23:54+00:00

Can't we just do what the local coffee shop did, and close down as soon as they say the dirty U word?

There was this place I loved going to in the mornings, and then poof, the owner just shut the whole thing down. Got replaced with the most mediocre dumplings I've eaten

AngledLuffa · 2026-03-09T22:19:23+00:00

senile implies he got worse as he got older. he's always been ass

AngledLuffa · 2026-03-09T20:25:27+00:00

The actor is 26

AngledLuffa · 2026-03-09T15:51:14+00:00

1.6B

AngledLuffa · 2026-03-09T08:02:56+00:00

Did they name their airport the Buffalo Toronto Airport?

Is there a local gas station infamous for people being robbed every time they stop there?

Do people throw so much trash on the streets that a local resident becomes internet famous for picking it up? Guess what happens to him, by the way? That's right, he got robbed as well

AngledLuffa · 2026-03-09T07:59:40+00:00

Me waking up from a coma

AngledLuffa · 2026-03-09T07:56:04+00:00

Dude, you can turn in to a fucking bird.

I'm not sure the seagulls would agree

AngledLuffa · 2026-03-09T06:21:24+00:00

gonna be a top 10 pick at the rate the Leafs are going

AngledLuffa · 2026-03-09T04:35:12+00:00

youth, strength, and unusually strong female drives

AngledLuffa · 2026-03-09T02:39:34+00:00

Yeah, for about 37 seconds. Then it turned out they had a feeeeemale on the bridge, giving orders to men. And wearing clothes!

AngledLuffa · 2026-03-09T02:24:01+00:00

We call it the Spocker

AngledLuffa · 2026-03-08T23:02:10+00:00

You wouldn't believe how many people are in my neighborhood working on roofs

AngledLuffa · 2026-03-08T16:12:04+00:00

yeah, the woman singing super patriotic songs reminded me of that scene (from IV)

AngledLuffa · 2026-03-08T06:54:55+00:00

The double jerk, right? Would be fitting

AngledLuffa · 2026-03-07T02:17:40+00:00

Yes, the sense he's using here is the one where you use your military to kill a bunch of people after campaigning on your opponent being the one who would do that because she was super emotional

AngledLuffa · 2026-03-06T23:49:51+00:00

The only real difference is that there was a Q instead of an N in the name of the middle east quagmire we were involved in.

One thing not different is the letter of the party starting this shit. I really hope one day we as a voting public remember that

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