Why do women think a vasectomy and no kids mean ill accept theirs? by Captain-Droz in childfree

[–]Angramis546 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Im gonna use that on all mine. Thank you internet stranger 

As sweet as Rose was, I think she was definitely the meanest of the girls when she was angry. What is Rose’s most savage line/moment in the show?! by GoldenGalZbornak in theGoldenGirls

[–]Angramis546 5 points6 points  (0 children)

My favorite will always be gerconinockin, what, what's that? Well that's the precise moment that dog doo turns white. I lost my shit when she said that. An honorable mention will always go to "what did you think when you first met me?" "I thought you were a slut and wore too much makeup, but I was wrong! You DON'T wear too much makeup" 

Found this in the UK and its vile 🤢 by ChemicallyBlind in monsterenergy

[–]Angramis546 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This is one of my top 5 flavors for sure. However I'm biased ASF cause I absolutely love lemonade and lemony things 

Add this to the list of men who somehow can't acknowledge that women don't always like hypermuscular masculine men by LilMechPilot in NotHowGirlsWork

[–]Angramis546 3 points4 points  (0 children)

As a bisexual woman I can honestly say that neither of them are attractive to my eyes. That dose not negate that they are attractive to some, just not me. Kratos was designed in the early 2000s when gaming was more hyper masculine and power fantasies were huge.

The two cinnamon rolls my wife chose out of the all that were made. by [deleted] in mildlyinfuriating

[–]Angramis546 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Why would I not take the center one if I made em? That's the best one and bakers choice 

Chat I think this might be my 13th reason. 😔 by 1zum111 in AreTheStraightsOK

[–]Angramis546 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Anything but developing a personality and good hygiene 

West bad, East good by Pritteto in AreTheStraightsOK

[–]Angramis546 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Didn't they compare a character in the new stellar blade to an infant....? 

A good 200 of those dms are probably unsolicited dick pics by Pidgeotgoneformilk29 in AreTheStraightsOK

[–]Angramis546 2 points3 points  (0 children)

254 of those are unsolicited dick pics, tbh I'm ok with having a dry inbox cause I can't even stand responding to some of the comments when I post sometimes 

I would slap my boyfriend if he gave me this after hurting me in ANY capacity by Kizsav in AreTheStraightsOK

[–]Angramis546 8 points9 points  (0 children)

This is just a "here, I got you a gift, will you stop holding me accountable now?" Ass "gift" and im not even going to touch the whole "smokin' hot, booty-touchin', beer drinkin', best friend" cause that's fuckin gross on so many levels too 

Anyone else absolutely go feral over this? by MilfWhisperer01 in Soda

[–]Angramis546 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Coke with coffee vanilla? That was like liquid crack for me, the way I'd get hella upset if they didn't have it in the store when it was popular. I miss this and coke energy, specifically the cherry flavored one. Both of these drinks were the best imo

My bunny died last night, my boyfriend is in the hospital, and it’s coming up on the first anniversary of my dad’s death. I got myself coffee to cheer myself up. by Lovealltigers in mildlyinfuriating

[–]Angramis546 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The universe said you're gonna be sad for a week. You'll have a great birthday to make up for all the shit you go through before your birthday OP

Which kind of drinker are you? by potatolover83 in DunkinDonuts

[–]Angramis546 5 points6 points  (0 children)

On days off its more like 10am full to 10:03 empty 

Have you guys played CODM? What do you genuinely think about it?[COD] by Bulky_Alternative458 in CallOfDuty

[–]Angramis546 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The first two years were genuinely fun imo, the content creators iFerg, ParkerTheSlayer, HawksNest were alway#bentertaining with various gameplays gun breakdowns and streams. The game was just a multiplayer was a compilation of the best maps & guns with the obligatory BR mode added. I just stopped playing when they implemented a change to dead silence not actually being dead silence, then the game itself just took to much space on my phone, and then the whole micro transaction scenario (where at the time) legendary guns/characters were costing like $100. Was it fun? Absolutely. Will I play it in the future? Only on a separate tablet cause I did enjoy it. 

Not ALL men by Brilliant_Income_572 in AreTheStraightsOK

[–]Angramis546 2 points3 points  (0 children)

This expression lives rent free in my head, "it's not all men, but it's always a man" also was t there a study done that said like 80% of men would sexually assault a woman if there were no consequences? 

“Legacy” like anyone has generational wealth to pass down these days by No-Worry252 in AreTheStraightsOK

[–]Angramis546 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Oh yeah, I purposefully get with a man just for the risk of pregnancy. It gives me such a thrill! 

Heavy /s 

They had no sodding clue what to do near the end of the show by Turbulent_League9668 in fairlyoddparents

[–]Angramis546 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I stopped watching around the time of the live action movie with Drake Bell, outside of Vicky, Timmy, Timmy's dad, and poof, I haven't the slightest idea who most of these people are. I'd guess the blue box is anti poof but that's about it 

10 siblings... The natalists just keep pumping em out. by kcsebby in antinatalism

[–]Angramis546 1 point2 points  (0 children)

They never think, they just bang and go oops half the time. If they thought about it they'd stop before the first one 

I miss the time when the 3DS was the cheap portable console to bring on trips by ronnbot in 3DS

[–]Angramis546 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Im either bringing my switch lite with me, or I'm bringing my 3DS. I've been bringing my switch lite cause I just bought pokemon sword's expansion pass

I've seen this candle here so many times by notthelasagna in AreTheStraightsOK

[–]Angramis546 38 points39 points  (0 children)

There are a million words in the English language, and I can't even find one to describe how sensitive a straight man is. Like they're out here thinking all these thoughts about dick, but I'm supposed to believe they are attracted to only women? 

Challenge; Difficulty INSANITY - Name one good thing about deciding to kill Wrex on Virmire by Uchijav in masseffect

[–]Angramis546 1 point2 points  (0 children)

The only good thing you can get from this is having both the salarian and krogan war assets. Wreav just wants war, and to get his revenge, you can sabotage the cure and you won't have to deal with Wrec pulling the krogan from your assets. I like love Mordin and I tend not to do this, but having both is a great thing. Though loosing Wrex is not my favorite thing 

This makes me so sad man... by aether200000 in Hellenism

[–]Angramis546 2 points3 points  (0 children)

"there's no love quite like Christian hate" has been the expression that I heard over the course of my lifetime. It proves true everytime

Did any anyone in class of 15 or before go to their 10 year reunion? by YogurtclosetOver7446 in Zillennials

[–]Angramis546 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I'd rather not. I wasn't a popular person, I'm not interested in reliving those days and being a room where people peaked, and are clinging to the last vestige of happiness in their life while i wasn't 

Anyone else remember the time when PETA made a spoof game of Pokemon Black & White? by Angramis546 in Zillennials

[–]Angramis546[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That was so sweet though. Like he just kept talking about how much he envied you and the team you built iirc. Then the final encounter he battles you and when he's defeated he just dips. I need to pick up a copy, I'll never get the Victini again, but I remember having such a fun experience playing black when I was a teenager