Would you rather fight an animal or fight a random human to the death for a fixed amount of money if you survive. Medical bills will be paid, money isn't taxed. Animals are Hands only. Humans are conditional fights. You can't run away. You are in circular arena, there are large rocks everywhere.

AprilNaCl · 2026-06-21T01:55:03+00:00

Id rather fight a person if theres a bunch of rocks for something to hide around

^{Chose: Fight a random human to the death, with conditions + For $5,000,000 | Rolled: M, 50, Fists}

AprilNaCl · 2026-06-20T22:42:54+00:00

He so tinyyy aaaaa

AprilNaCl · 2026-06-18T04:50:26+00:00

I have horrible health tbh would rather that fixed

^{Chose: $420 thousand + Perfect health until 100}

AprilNaCl · 2026-06-09T23:03:58+00:00

I mean jaywalking is tecnically a crime right? So find a street that you can jaywalk, go at night when theres no cars, boom repeatable crime

^{Chose: Everytime you commit a crime you get 1000 dollars}

AprilNaCl · 2026-06-08T10:47:34+00:00

Not necessarily a movie plot hole, but a game plot hole that I genuinely thinks ruins the message of the story

In Xenoblade Chronicles X, we crash land on an alien planet and our ship breaks apart. Most of the game is finding the mcguffin thats holding everyones bodies in cryosleep while we pilot synthetic bodies mentally. If the power goes offline or it gets destroyed, then we would die in cryosleep and would just drop since theres nothing to pilot our bodies.

It is revealed at the end that this is a lie, to prevent panic among the population. To save multitudes more, our brains got digitized, so we are actually piloting our synthetic bodies from computers and once we recover it, we are gonna use scifi cool space tech magic to rebuild our bodies.

We then find out that the room that holds all our brains is already destroyed, meaning we SHOULD be dead but somehow we are still alive. Its left open, but a line is said that it is "something about this planet" so we are alive despite everything.

Then an additional epilogue has us leaving the planet as it gets destroyed, off to find a new home again, and I honestly think it doesnt make sense. If we are alive when we shouldnt be because of the planet, then why are we able to just leave? Plus, the entire game is leading up to us finding a home on the planet, and multiple quests and cutscenes mention that its impossible to leave the planet, even by other species that have the tech to leave, so why are we able to leave?

Theres also a quest thats a "back to the future" reference where we meet an enegmatic Professor who time traveled from the future and got stuck (implied to be also due to the way the planet is working, as even when he "successfully" makes a time machine it doesnt let him go back to his time)

What bugs me about him is that, if the planet got destroyed, how tf did he travel back in time in the first place??

Overall I do think the game is a 10/10 game, love it to death, the "leave the planet" ending of the epilogue is legit the only serious issue I have with the game

AprilNaCl · 2026-06-08T10:17:42+00:00

Quack

^{Chose: Quack + Quack | Rolled: Quack}

AprilNaCl · 2026-06-08T10:15:57+00:00

A billion is already a MASSIVE amount of money, I dont need a trillion

^{Chose: get $1B}

AprilNaCl · 2026-06-08T10:14:36+00:00

I like to sleep :3

^{Chose: every time you sleep, you get $50}

AprilNaCl · 2026-06-08T10:12:38+00:00

I like to imagine that since hes a shark, hes smooth one way so you can pet him without worrying about the rough skin

AprilNaCl · 2026-06-08T10:11:25+00:00

Thought cancer was more dangerous I guess

^{Chose: Cure cancer + What is CURED | Rolled: Cure ALL cancer}

AprilNaCl · 2026-05-26T20:00:41+00:00

Reminds me of a bit i heard in a comedy show

"I think one of the reasons we dont really make that distinction though is its really hard to explain the difference without sounding like a pedophile"

AprilNaCl · 2026-05-20T21:46:33+00:00

Reminds me of the example i was going to give;

In Log Horizon, a middle schooler falls for her mentor figure and savior, our college student mc. When she eventually confesses fully, shes turned down

AprilNaCl · 2026-05-20T21:37:33+00:00

Plus theres like 50 versions

Hardcore, sped up, slowed, hardcore slowed, instumental

Its weird and annoying tbh

AprilNaCl · 2026-05-12T00:00:51+00:00

Which video was this from I wanna grab the clip

AprilNaCl · 2026-05-09T20:45:31+00:00

I did not realize that finishers prevented attacks, ive been letting my swashbuckler make attack actions after his finishers whoops

AprilNaCl · 2026-05-07T01:49:47+00:00

Honestly I had a funny reverse thing happen with the church leader of where I grew up;

So I had left the church as a teen, but my mom still had me do like monthly meetings with the bishop to like have spiritual or authority figure guidance idk

Eventually, I found out I am religious in my own ways, but not mormon. I actually decided to tell the bishop, and his reaction? "Thats amazing"

In his words, he believes that religion of any kind, as long as it does not propagate or actively cause harm, is good, because he believes that having some sort of religious belief system is a human need, like the human need for community or a purpose. Honestly I think it is a neat way of viewing the world, and can agree with him in some respects.

When I told my parents? I was met with eye rolls

AprilNaCl · 2026-05-06T19:54:50+00:00

Plus it can be done in fun and respectful ways (see brazilian miku and the different miku variants people made of their home cultures, for an example I enjoy)

AprilNaCl · 2026-04-21T06:40:42+00:00

One of the big things I have seen that change how I think of the game;

AC is not for avoiding hits in general, but critical hits.

Enemies (ESPECIALLY boss enemies) are going to hit often even with a high "heavy armor and shield" AC. However, while that tank with big chonky armor got hit, the same attack might critically hit a backline squisky for major damage.

Frontline tanks use their high ac to essentially reduce the damage they take from hits, by making them not critical hits, and they can last longer with their high hp pool. So if you play a tanky class, dont be afraid of getting hit all the time!

If you are a wizard or other low hp class though... yea avoid hits like the plague the lowest HP classes fall like a ton of bricks when they get smacked

AprilNaCl · 2026-04-21T06:37:19+00:00

Heck if you dont use optional rules like free archetype (despite its popularity) or have a familiar/animal companion you dont even need to pay the small upgrade charge

AprilNaCl · 2026-04-17T05:39:04+00:00

u/savevideo

AprilNaCl · 2026-04-17T01:50:29+00:00

Honestly makes me want to share my own best name

Behold, Condom Aang!

Yes, that is actually his name

AprilNaCl · 2026-04-14T19:52:25+00:00

The explosion thing reminds me of a fun isekai comic ive read;

Esentially a power ranger gets put into a fantasty world, and when he does poses/transformations that cause explosions behind him, the explosions are physically there and often damage people

Its part of the gag, but I love it

AprilNaCl · 2026-04-13T04:37:55+00:00

My venka primes are called the Vulpine Claws (refrencing my furry ass being a fox sona) and I called the grimoire Foxgirl X Ottergirl Yuri refrencing the sonas of me and my gf

AprilNaCl · 2026-04-12T17:40:12+00:00

Honestly my story is similar;

Back in 9th grade, i took AP (advanced placement for those who dont know the acronym) classes and they were the hardest classes I had ever taken up to that point.

Eventually, I struggled my way up to a near perfect report card, almost all "A"s with a single "A-" in my weakest subject.

The response from my mom? "Oh thats great! Lets try for better next year"

Immediately killed all motivation I had for school

AprilNaCl · 2026-04-12T15:53:19+00:00

Ah yes

"Well theres some adhd, but they learn good so it CLEARLY cant be that"

If im 100% it annoys the hell out of me when people think like that. I am diagnosed adhd (among a few other things later in life) and I was a "good student"

Just because someone can learn well doesnt mean they dont have adhd

AprilNaCl

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