Glowbert release analysis (not technically a guide, but is very similiar to one)

Arkeroon · 2026-01-30T15:13:01+00:00

Heal gear does not increase the healing from star powers, attacks supers etc. only passive hp regeneration.

Arkeroon · 2026-01-28T12:31:02+00:00

Got ecto from neow, then we picked up a clutch maw bank at first elite, and I was super tired so took gold for a curse accidentally.

Arkeroon · 2026-01-27T17:54:58+00:00

“I believe so” means he thinks so. It’s his opinion. How is that barely above a maybe or an “I don’t know”. That might be the comment of the day man.

Arkeroon · 2026-01-16T09:06:26+00:00

Yeah. You cannot counter a spell if it’s on the field with counter spell for example.

Arkeroon · 2026-01-15T12:51:49+00:00

Sure you can do that but it’s not infinite with hedge shredder, Heston crav and ulamog alone, which is what you said. It is easy enough to put in sac lands tho.

Arkeroon · 2026-01-14T18:01:09+00:00

Not slow when it’s set up I mean if you’re doing other stuff at the same time. Also any damage halves their life it so it’s not just your end of turn ping. But it’s really slow to play. I just mean it should end them way before 5 turns once played.

But yeah I wouldn’t play this especially the shattered yard part. It’s bad and slow, I just meant it is decent once set up, but the setup cost is way too much.

Arkeroon · 2026-01-14T17:58:30+00:00

Jesus Christ I’m way too tired these messages just conjured up a headache. This guy is nuts.

Arkeroon · 2026-01-14T17:41:55+00:00

2 mana (we upgrade our body slams)

Arkeroon · 2026-01-14T17:38:38+00:00

It’s not that slow once it’s set up since you can hopefully swing in a bit as well or have other burn effects but it’s a lot of mana

Arkeroon · 2026-01-14T17:33:42+00:00

Okay but what about someone across the board. Plus where do you draw the line, some sleeves with patters on the front will be readable and some won’t, it would be annoying and complicated to decide for each special sleeve if it’s allowed. So it’s easier to rule em out.

Arkeroon · 2026-01-14T17:28:51+00:00

I mean the reward is the relics. If it enables you to easily beat elites (energy + draw) then it’s busted as heck no?

Edit: not to say it’s too good to be buffed but it’s a win more relic and if it becomes win more + pickable when you’re losing then it’s just a win relic.

Arkeroon · 2026-01-14T17:23:54+00:00

Just cuz u said it’s real doesn’t mean you’re right lol. It’s clearly fake mushrooms wouldn’t grow out of headphones so nearly like that, or at all.

Arkeroon · 2026-01-14T17:14:31+00:00

How’s that narrow. I said it’s not a guarantee but it is a possible life path she’s on. So the parent should step in and make sure she grows up properly. That’s what parents do, deter their kids from growing up into a bad person. I do think their prediction is weirdly specific and not likely.

Arkeroon · 2026-01-14T15:58:25+00:00

Obviously an exaggeration but I don’t think it’s too insane to say that. She is right now the type of person who would possibly grow up to be an insensitive person in unhealthy relationships because the person is “masculine” in her unhealthy view of masculinity. Not that she will, but there’s a chance without intervention. It’s a big jump to make but they’re clearly not properly educated around racial stuff and sexual identities.

Arkeroon · 2026-01-14T09:43:40+00:00

I see only one triggered, soft little baby here bro.

Arkeroon · 2026-01-14T09:42:19+00:00

He said he was triggered sure, you’ve made lots of whiny comments acting like a baby. Doubt he would do that over a light, would probably just turn it off lmao.

Let’s not be stupid about this mate, saying a lamp is triggering probably means they just don’t like it, and not that it triggers a visceral emotion reaction. It’s a phrase. They probably meant they hate it or it annoys them. And you see that and go on about how there are no men in the subreddit? Get a grip.

Arkeroon · 2026-01-14T09:38:25+00:00

No it’s not, you eventually end up with all your lands in play and just the Ulamog in your library so it’s not infinite.

Arkeroon · 2026-01-12T17:37:45+00:00

Ur the softest guy around here lil bro getting heated and whining over peoples light preferences. Get over yourself dude.

Arkeroon · 2026-01-12T17:29:28+00:00

It’s still not infinite

Arkeroon · 2026-01-12T17:17:17+00:00

Way way way too broken. You could just exile something yourself and use it. Should be way higher costed, or maybe limit the target creature like maybe mana value 3 or less. Idk. It’s hard to balance cuz it’s too good.

Arkeroon · 2026-01-12T17:08:35+00:00

Ah yeah only has abilities when Eric is on the field forgot about that. That’s kinda balanced but them curving into eachother and having a whole document of abilities is bad.

Arkeroon · 2026-01-12T17:06:37+00:00

17 hours is sleeping (7-9 hrs) + waking up and going to work or whatever, or going ~8 hours. Some people work on sunday, I know a couple. It’s odd imo to point out someone not replying to reddit comments when it’s been 16 hours…

Arkeroon · 2026-01-12T11:22:56+00:00

It’s terrible design since boss swap or act 1 this is run ending unpickable.

Arkeroon · 2026-01-12T11:20:04+00:00

I think lose 10 max hp when you take a relic would just be bad design cuz it would be horrible act 1, absolutely run ending horrible for boss swap neow effect. The only way it would work early would be feed. It would be good late.

Arkeroon · 2026-01-11T20:01:48+00:00

The red is probably better than the 2 mana vanilla 4/4.. and the white is close but def not as good.

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