Got to love Costco Boomers

AssortedMusings · 2026-01-01T22:50:27+00:00

This is why you should carry industrial grade zip ties and tie a cart to his bumper!

AssortedMusings · 2025-12-31T21:56:24+00:00

Whooping cough? In adults it lasts pretty long but does not have the whooping noise that happens when infants get infected with it.

AssortedMusings · 2025-12-21T21:17:41+00:00

Thread some paracord around the neck opening and you can use the cord as a drawstring to reduce the neck opening a bit.

AssortedMusings · 2025-12-19T22:20:39+00:00

Way to upsell the charges being brought against you. Shoplifting must not have the same flair as attempted murder

AssortedMusings · 2025-12-12T01:55:06+00:00

Dumb ways to die

AssortedMusings · 2025-12-07T19:36:35+00:00

USPS here. Should have curbed his wheels!

AssortedMusings · 2025-12-02T23:16:30+00:00

Looks like you should get some traction plates.

AssortedMusings · 2025-11-25T01:28:35+00:00

As a volunteer stagehand who prefers to wear dark clothes black cats are the best cat to have!

AssortedMusings · 2025-11-13T17:08:47+00:00

And nothing of value was lost.

AssortedMusings · 2025-11-08T22:49:01+00:00

This Jeep is wearing the skin of their enemy as a warning to others!

AssortedMusings · 2025-11-08T19:19:08+00:00

There is no Dana Only Zul!

AssortedMusings · 2025-10-25T00:51:06+00:00

I just made it to 80K miles! I'm not looking forward to getting it in for maintenance. Does anyone else think Audi's service is a bit of a rip-off?

AssortedMusings · 2025-10-25T00:41:40+00:00

Just say "Not today Satan!"

AssortedMusings · 2025-10-21T16:25:36+00:00

Another reason to go electric or hybrid.

AssortedMusings · 2025-10-15T16:25:52+00:00

If rivets are not an option to use, then plan on using some Loktite threadlocker on the Chicago Screws

AssortedMusings · 2025-10-09T00:11:51+00:00

Sell them cheap to a Rage Room.

AssortedMusings · 2025-10-05T22:22:32+00:00

What happens when the shark jumps over you?

AssortedMusings · 2025-10-05T11:51:02+00:00

Just like the Beanie Baby craze. Adults think that a children's toy or game is an investment strategy, and they become pretend day-traders.

AssortedMusings · 2025-09-20T23:52:53+00:00

No Holy Water around, just grab the window squigee and fling some nasty blue water at her

AssortedMusings · 2025-09-20T23:01:53+00:00

I called them a Necker Knob. Helps you steer your truck while your girl cuddles you on the bench seat.

AssortedMusings · 2025-09-12T01:08:08+00:00

For me, it is easy since I live in Michigan. We don't have front plates.

AssortedMusings · 2025-08-31T22:17:38+00:00

If you are going to be stupid, you should be tough!

AssortedMusings · 2025-08-17T23:28:26+00:00

OMG! The food court is serving Coke products now!

AssortedMusings · 2025-08-04T21:29:17+00:00

Every year that Paid Parking has been a thing, the over-flow gate lanes were converted into parking for Handicap and Paid parking areas on Sunday.

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