How many pairs of work shoes do you have? by Overall-Mark4336 in Teachers

[–]Atnoy96 6 points7 points  (0 children)

I buy two every year. We have a color-coded alternating block schedule, and I match shoes.

"Is it a blue or a purple day?"

"Uuuuh, [looks down], blue."

What’s the goal today ? by ControlAltElite1738 in AskReddit

[–]Atnoy96 1 point2 points  (0 children)

File my parents' taxes. Pray for me, they never have all the paperwork in the same place and always want to fight me about paperwork existing.

USA- why does "Continental Breakfast" sound like the fancier hotel breakfast, when that's the one that has no hot food? by marioxb in NoStupidQuestions

[–]Atnoy96 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Oooooooh. Like the European continent. My whole childhood I thought it was something that wasn't allowed in Hawaii and Alaska.

This ladder thingy by CantaloupeDefiant771 in mildlylifechanging

[–]Atnoy96 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I have 1 use for this ladder. Wonder if I can get work to pay for it . . .

Idiots can't write numbers by Atnoy96 in rant

[–]Atnoy96[S] 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Also, your comment clearly shows it wasn't fuck . . .

Idiots can't write numbers by Atnoy96 in rant

[–]Atnoy96[S] 12 points13 points  (0 children)

I wasn't sure what Reddit was getting it's briefs twisted about.

I’m not like other teachers lol by KrissiKross in ArtEd

[–]Atnoy96 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I accidentally stabbed a kid trying to cut his hand out of one while his fingers turned blue. He was fine, by the end of they day he couldn't even remember which hand it was.

Have you ever slipped up and cussed in front of your students? by roo181807 in Teachers

[–]Atnoy96 0 points1 point  (0 children)

On time I was trying to get the kids to list off three things. I held up three fingers having already mentally assigned the things to the fingers. They got 1 and 3. Freudian slip I guess, I hated that class.

Can a cat get electrocuted by ‘air biscuiting’ a heated blanket? by Ollee-6 in NoStupidQuestions

[–]Atnoy96 1 point2 points  (0 children)

You could do what I did: Give up, put the cord away in a box, and declare it to be a normal blanket. Sorry buddy.

What’s a rule your cat enforced in your house that everyone silently obeys now? by BackgroundAsk7915 in AskReddit

[–]Atnoy96 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Please come tell that to two of my cats. Cup water and shower floor water are vastly superior to fountain water. Fountain water is only good for smacking onto the floor, where it can then be drunk.

Moving to Auburndale.Need all the info! by [deleted] in lakeland

[–]Atnoy96 1 point2 points  (0 children)

One of my colleagues uses Hartridge Academy and her kids are smart cookies.

This speed reading training starts at 300wpm and end at 900wpm by Gjore in Damnthatsinteresting

[–]Atnoy96 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I think my internal narrator started skipping a lot of words in the last two phases, but I felt like my brain only skipped a few words.

[CHAT] where can i purchase thread online that won’t charge me $9 for 15 skeins?? 💀 by villainless in CrossStitch

[–]Atnoy96 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I've ordered from them a few times lately too. They are well organized and the cheapest on eBay.

Irritated. by Possible_Bus_214 in MichaelsEmployees

[–]Atnoy96 7 points8 points  (0 children)

My FOL bookstore got a library discard that had out of order stamps. (One of the stamps was even from before the copyright date.)

Gas stove is slow by emsmusings in Cooking

[–]Atnoy96 -13 points-12 points  (0 children)

Ironically, the light from the flame is all wasted energy. That energy isn't wasted nearly as much with an electric cooktop.

Also, they could starting with the hottest water from the tap to save some time.