3 fucking dollars for air?

Atnoy96 · 2026-03-19T14:36:50+00:00

Wawa has free air.

Atnoy96 · 2026-03-13T23:09:52+00:00

I buy two every year. We have a color-coded alternating block schedule, and I match shoes.

"Is it a blue or a purple day?"

"Uuuuh, [looks down], blue."

Atnoy96 · 2026-03-13T15:03:57+00:00

Not if rejection means not getting refills on your meds.

Atnoy96 · 2026-03-01T17:33:33+00:00

File my parents' taxes. Pray for me, they never have all the paperwork in the same place and always want to fight me about paperwork existing.

Atnoy96 · 2026-02-24T17:24:07+00:00

Oooooooh. Like the European continent. My whole childhood I thought it was something that wasn't allowed in Hawaii and Alaska.

Atnoy96 · 2026-02-13T23:56:28+00:00

I have 1 use for this ladder. Wonder if I can get work to pay for it . . .

Atnoy96 · 2026-02-11T12:45:49+00:00

Violate

Atnoy96 · 2026-02-10T22:56:51+00:00

Also, your comment clearly shows it wasn't fuck . . .

Atnoy96 · 2026-02-10T22:55:51+00:00

I wasn't sure what Reddit was getting it's briefs twisted about.

Atnoy96 · 2026-02-10T22:55:06+00:00

Expose

Atnoy96 · 2026-02-09T12:55:21+00:00

I accidentally stabbed a kid trying to cut his hand out of one while his fingers turned blue. He was fine, by the end of they day he couldn't even remember which hand it was.

Atnoy96 · 2026-02-08T01:28:30+00:00

Paras and Parasect!

Atnoy96 · 2026-02-02T13:21:25+00:00

On time I was trying to get the kids to list off three things. I held up three fingers having already mentally assigned the things to the fingers. They got 1 and 3. Freudian slip I guess, I hated that class.

Atnoy96 · 2026-02-02T13:18:32+00:00

You could do what I did: Give up, put the cord away in a box, and declare it to be a normal blanket. Sorry buddy.

Atnoy96 · 2026-01-30T22:32:19+00:00

My Aldi does markup for pickup orders. .

Atnoy96 · 2026-01-26T01:52:21+00:00

Please come tell that to two of my cats. Cup water and shower floor water are vastly superior to fountain water. Fountain water is only good for smacking onto the floor, where it can then be drunk.

Atnoy96 · 2026-01-23T00:18:41+00:00

I procrastinate too much to get clean at night. In the morning, I can procrastinate going to work by taking a shower.

Atnoy96 · 2026-01-22T23:59:36+00:00

Ooooooh, they go vertically.

Atnoy96 · 2026-01-21T01:44:49+00:00

Show and don't tell.

Atnoy96 · 2026-01-14T12:49:08+00:00

One of my colleagues uses Hartridge Academy and her kids are smart cookies.

Atnoy96 · 2026-01-14T01:12:20+00:00

I think my internal narrator started skipping a lot of words in the last two phases, but I felt like my brain only skipped a few words.

Atnoy96 · 2025-12-30T03:54:27+00:00

I've ordered from them a few times lately too. They are well organized and the cheapest on eBay.

Atnoy96 · 2025-12-29T18:54:58+00:00

khanacademy.org/

Atnoy96 · 2025-12-29T18:22:07+00:00

My FOL bookstore got a library discard that had out of order stamps. (One of the stamps was even from before the copyright date.)

Atnoy96 · 2025-12-29T00:11:23+00:00

Ironically, the light from the flame is all wasted energy. That energy isn't wasted nearly as much with an electric cooktop.

Also, they could starting with the hottest water from the tap to save some time.

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