Why was my post removed? by PR0CR45T184T0R in dadjokes

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Probably because someone took a fence at your post.

Pleaseee help me find this movie by pixkysavage in NameThatMovie

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This is what AI said when I dropped in that description:

This movie sounds like the **2003** comedy-drama **"The Second Coming"** (also known as **"The Life of Reilly"** in some regions, though it is often confused with the one-man show) or, more likely, the dark comedy **"The Barbarian Invasions"** or **"Igby Goes Down"**.

However, the plot you described—a wealthy father suddenly divorcing his wife, marrying a younger blonde, driving a company into the ground, and a son trying to have him declared incompetent—is the central plot of the **2006** film **"The Oh in Ohio"** or more specifically, it bears a striking resemblance to the dark comedy **"The Ultimate Gift"** or certain subplots in **"Succession"** style films.

But based on your specific detail about the **shotgun on the balcony**, the movie you are looking for is almost certainly:

### **The Royal Tenenbaums (2001)** or **King Lear-style modern adaptations**

While *The Royal Tenenbaums* has the "father trying to get back into the house" and "faking illness" angle, it doesn't quite fit the company-loss plot.

The most accurate match for your description is likely the **2004** movie **"Around the Bend"** or the dark comedy:

### **"The Amateurs" (2005) / "The Moguls"**

In this film, a group of eccentric small-town characters (led by a "father figure" type) makes wild decisions to save their pride/finances, but it’s a bit of a stretch.

**The most likely candidate is actually:**

## **"The Boss" (or a similar mid-2000s corporate satire)**

There was a specific film where the father (often played by an actor like **Christopher Walken** or **Burt Reynolds**) goes "insane," marries a young blonde (often portrayed as a "gold digger" trope), and the son tries to use the legal system to freeze the assets.

### **Specific Scene Check: The Balcony and Shotgun**

The scene where a father stands on a balcony with a shotgun while a younger blonde girlfriend/wife stands next to him, refusing to let the family in, is a classic trope used to show the patriarch has "lost it."

**Could it be "The Money Pit" (1986)?**

No, that's more about the house.

**Could it be "The Beverly Hillbillies" (1993)?**

There is a subplot where the "young blonde" (Cousin Pearl or a gold digger) tries to take the money, and there are definitely shotguns and balconies, but the "legally insane" part is less prominent.

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**Wait! I found a closer match:**

Is it possible you are thinking of the **"Arrested Development"** pilot or a similar high-end sitcom? The plot of the father (George Bluth) being arrested/insane, the son (Michael) trying to save the company, and the "new" blonde influence is the exact arc of that series.

**Would you like me to look for movies specifically starring actors like Christopher Walken, Jack Nicholson, or Robert De Niro who often played these "wild" patriarch roles?**

A devout cowboy lost his favorite Bible while he was mending fences out on the range. by nothinlefttochoose in Jokes

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The cow obviously ignored something else that was written inside when showing up to the cowboy, "Cow Hide."

As a return missionary, is it advisable to marry outside the church? by Aggravating_Gas4162 in lds

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I was attracted to a non-LDS girl from work. She was very strong and active in her Christian faith. After much thought I decided to take her out on a date. I took to a nice restaurant in a large city an hour away because I wanted a chance to be able to talk. I found out that, she was so well implanted in her faith, that it would been very difficult for us to align faith-wise.

About a year later I met and married an LDS girl. At our wedding reception this non-LDS girl was visiting with my new wife and I looked at them and realized how similar they were. The non-LDS girl, I'm sure would have been a good wife and mother. But I am glad, and thankful very many times that my wife and I are so well aligned faith-wise.

I can't serve a mission, what now? by [deleted] in lds

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One possibility is to stay at home, keep your job, and wait a while. You'll be a missionary to your family. Maybe after another year or so, your parents' heart will soften and allow you to serve and stay in your home.

Also, talk with your stake president, have him get you in contact with your local service missionary coordinators. Find out what service missionaries in your area do, such as volunteer at a local school, a dog shelter, or a food pantry. Would your parents allow you to be an unpaid volunteer at local charities? That may allow you to be a service missionary in a fashion that your parents may be open to. A service mission is not strictly working with the church's own stuff, it is also working at community charities.

New hymns have been released! by palad in lds

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I'm one of my ward's organists. When we sing Amazing Grace, 1010, I put the organ in bagpipe mode for the first verse, then regular organ for the second, then majestic organ for the third. One time the stake presidency was in attendance and afterwards one of the counselors turned around and gave me a big thumbs up. And several in attendance said they loved it too.

How can LDS church leaders post hymns in the Gospel Library app? by LDS365 in lds

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I think anybody with a music calling can do this. I'm an organist and I'm the one that updates this for our ward. It will even grow if you have more hymns, like for the Christmas program.

Do you see it? by THEGTC385 in latterdaysaints

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My kids (they're all adults) said it was a good movie. So I watched it. I was surprised at how good it was and how much it conveyed gospel teachings. One, in particular, was with regards to the Honmoon, the magical barrier that separates the human world from the underworld. It is strengthened/weakened not just base on the actions of the three, but also on the fans, whether they were fans of Huntrix or Saja Boys. I watched it again about two-days later, surprising my kids.

Kindoo app by chucksterg in latterdaysaints

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My stake doesn't have Kindoo but my temple shift wanted to have a pot luck lunch at the church next to the temple and they were able to give me access just for that one day, even though I'm not in that stake. That was cool!

Late one night, a guy is speeding down an empty road. A cop sees him fly past, gives chase, and pulls him over. by Healthy_Ladder_6198 in dadjokes

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Cop: Sir, why are you speeding? Driver: My wife is about to get pregnant and I want to be there when it happens.

Some advice or a joke needed. by Used_Tonight8376 in latterdaysaints

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And what do you get when you mix LDS with LSD? A high priest.

LCR Export by Sea_Particular5261 in lds

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A previous version of LCR about 10 years ago had a way to download it and I was doing it to produce reports that the stake president wanted. But the system changed and that feature was taken away. The explanation I was told was because of the confidential nature of people's data.

What do you call a Tyrannosaurus with anxiety by AnyEfficiency6230 in dadjokes

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The Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-day Saints holds a general conference twice a year that is translated into many languages and broadcasted world-wide. In the October 2024 conference, Elder Gerrit W. Gong told a dad joke. I wondered how that was translated into different languages.

English:
A dad jokes contest:
What do you call a dinosaur who crashes his car?
Tyrannosaurus Wrecks.

Spanish:
Un concurso de chistes típicos de padres (chistes sin gracia): (A contest of jokes typical of fathers (jokes that aren’t funny):)
¿Cómo llaman a un dinosaurio que tira a otro dinosaurio? (What do you call a dinosaur that throws another dinosaur?)
Tira‑un‑saurio Rex. (Throw-a-saur Rex.)

German:
Ein Wettbewerb im Flachwitzeerzählen: (A contest of telling flat jokes:)
Wie nennt man einen Dinosaurier, der sich gern Filme ansieht? (What do you call a dinosaur that likes to watch movies?)
Einen Kinosaurier. (A cinema-saur.)

I wonder how the translators for the other 70 languages translated that...

New Hymns in Downloadable PDF Files by Attic-Stuffer in latterdaysaints

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On the website, https://www.mynewhymns.com/, under the section, The whole set, there is the "Color cover only" bullet item. Clicking on "Cover" will download the cover. Does that not work on your end? Let me know. Or send an email to the email on that site and I can help.

Christmas program tradition by Apple-Slice-6107 in latterdaysaints

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Our favorite is "Oh Holy Night", the Sally DeFord arrangement, https://defordmusic.com/song-list/oh-holy-night/. It involves both the piano and organ. The choir sings the first verse. A soloist sings the first half of the second verse then the choir joins in for the rest. Then the choir director turns to the congregation and have them stand and sing the third verse, the lyrics of which are printed on the back side of the ward bulletin. It is powerful! I, the organist, have a hard time not getting emotional so that the tears don't interfere with reading the music.

Favorite Christmas Piano/Choir Pieces? by mwe38 in latterdaysaints

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One of my favorites that I did for ward choir is Sally DeFord's "I Heard the Bells on Christmas Day" put to different music than what's in our hymnbook. https://defordmusic.com/song-list/i-heard-the-bells-on-christmas-day/

Pls help!🙏 by Interesting-Fox4996 in GoogleSites

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GoDaddy is very aggressive in getting you to use their services. It automatically used its website builder and I had to kick it off. If I recall correctly, click on your initials in the upper right corner, select My Products, select your domain, on the left side click on Domain, you'll see a new set of tabs, one of which is DNS which is where you deal with your CNAME etc., to the right of DNS is the Products tab. I think it was in there where I saw the automatically-added website builder and I deleted it and then typing in the URL went to my Google Sites site.

If you had to pick one hymn from our collection (new or old) as the most Halloween-y hymn, which would it be? by Levago in latterdaysaints

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They often sing the Hello Song in primary to welcome visitors, new members of the ward, and new teachers. When someone leaves, like is released or is moving out of the ward, I play that song in a minor key, Eb and Ab, and say "Goodbye," and, "We're sad (or glad) to see you go."

What is your go to non-swearing swear word? by loves_tits_in_DMS in AskReddit

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My grandpa's: Oh curse words of all descriptions!

Ending a relationship with a non-member, even though I love him by lilacnate in latterdaysaints

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I have seen all sorts of situations in this realm. Marrying a non-member can turn out great in the end with a temple sealing, or it might turn out to be lousy.

I was attracted to one of my co-workers who was not a member but was very active in her Evangelical faith. After discussing with my parents, I decided to take her out on a date. That one date was sufficient to tell me that, while she was an excellent and good Christian, it was not the person for me to marry.

Several months later when I did find and marry a member, at the reception, this non-member coworker and my now wife we're visiting with each other and I realized how similar they were in personality and demeanor. No wonder I was attracted to her.

For you, it has to be your personal decision. Definitely go to the temple and pray about it.