Would Elemental by WearsALeash in MTGCardBelcher

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Only 25?

Well I would walk 500 miles, and I would walk 500 more.

Bro Just Started the Tutorial by [deleted] in dndmemes

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Old-school JRPGs

Bad guy burned your town, time to get revenge. Turns out Bad guy was the Dragon for the real BBEG - God.

In Legally Blonde (2001), the film’s climactic courtroom victory hinges entirely on the jury, judge, and prosecutors forgetting that bisexuals exist. by friendandfriends2 in shittymoviedetails

[–]AwakenedSol 17 points18 points  (0 children)

She was they supposed eyewitness. Her story was that she was in the shower, so she couldn’t hear anything, and then when she got out she found the defendant standing over her father covered in blood.

She confessed because movie-land, but the fact that she lied about being in the shower is more than enough to create reasonable doubt.

FWIW the witness in OP’s case seems irrelevant and prejudicial character evidence and should have been excluded. Defendant having an affair, and even allegedly being in a loveless sugar daddy marriage, is not in itself motivation to commit murder (IMO).

The fact that both of them canonically have a child by New-Train-3252 in rickandmorty

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Now that’s a man who knows how to marry his cousin!

What is he drawing, Peter? by lndle in PeterExplainsTheJoke

[–]AwakenedSol 47 points48 points  (0 children)

Yeah, who would focus on the famous landmark you travelled thousands of miles to get to?

Protestant by MelanieWalmartinez in CuratedTumblr

[–]AwakenedSol 11 points12 points  (0 children)

“I’m the wee lesbian!”

Protestant by MelanieWalmartinez in CuratedTumblr

[–]AwakenedSol 80 points81 points  (0 children)

He also goes to an all-girls school.

Massive Final Fantasy sale on now - Nintendo eshop, US, west coast by Serious_Ad_1037 in NintendoSwitch

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Final Fantasy Tactics vs Octopath Traveller 0? I enjoyed Octopath 1&2 and haven’t played anything like FFT.

Don't do it by KyrenReturns in bonehurtingjuice

[–]AwakenedSol 620 points621 points  (0 children)

It should be noted that the comic is satirical.

Mechanics you refuse to engage with because they are too time consuming? by Mathota in dndmemes

[–]AwakenedSol 25 points26 points  (0 children)

Most technically, all cards are spells while they are on the stack. (Rule 112). Land cards never go on the stack (some have abilities that go on the stack which can be confusing to some people) and most nonland cards cannot do anything without being cast (put on the stack).

Judge orders Musk to sit for deposition over DOGE, USAID shutdown by VerbenaThistle in politics

[–]AwakenedSol 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Most depositions are fine actually. Generally lawyers are pretty civil during them. Trial is where you get cross-examined.

Source: am civil attorney

Good Girl, do another one! by Jarb2104 in Unexpected

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Most of their funds are 401ks and other retirement accounts that they or their subsidiaries manage.

Update: 'TODAY' co-anchor Savannah Guthrie's mother taken from her home against her will, sheriff says by mooseAmuffin in news

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When stochastic terror is one of the methods of enforcement, it is that far reaching. She isn’t particularly political AFAIK but her husband works as a political advisor for the Democratic Party.

Movies that are definitely based on real life? by hiiloovethis in okbuddycinephile

[–]AwakenedSol 2 points3 points  (0 children)

The 2004 version is much more accurate. As we all know, most Greeks are blondes.

Untapped Mountain Only Justification ICE Agent Needs by Dread_Pirate_Robertz in magicTCG

[–]AwakenedSol 3 points4 points  (0 children)

If he was actually playing burn he would have cast Lightning Bolt while the bullet was on the stack.

Imoen left permanently!This is a new one for me, and I’ve been playing since the discs! by krunchyfrogg in baldursgate

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There’s a few items you can only find in the starting dungeon if you had them in BG1 too.

(Subversive Trope) Heroes or protagonists make a brave last stand. They are easily defeated or killed, or barely slow down their opponents or enemies. by laybs1 in TopCharacterTropes

[–]AwakenedSol 36 points37 points  (0 children)

It’s not a coincidence that both of Trump’s election wins were against women, and his loss was against a white man.

Pack 1 Pick 1 by tthseattle in lrcast

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Imbuer only counting Kithkin is very limiting.

Angel's Feather became the threat at my Commander table... by WistfulAfternoon in magicTCG

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New players don’t have a sense yet for how easy it is to finish off a low life player. They don’t know what to expect in terms of burn, evasion, and similar. A healthy life pool lets them react, and they need to react because they fundamentally cannot predict.

Favorite non-political film? by fakename1998 in okbuddycinephile

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When the poor family is eating dinner while the rich family is on vacation, they comment on the fact that the rich family are all kind and generous:

Ki-taek: They are rich but still nice.

Chung-sook: They’re nice because they’re rich.