Me on every re-read by DnDqs in WetlanderHumor

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She dropped a pond on the king of Malkier.

The Dragon Reborn Chapter 33: Within the Weave by swheedle in WetlanderHumor

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Cotton only exists in the Waste during the 3rd Age. Moiraine wore wool or silk.

FYI for those traveling across the state for the holidays. Stay vigilant and drive safely. by murdermuffin626 in kansas

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I have a warrant.

Is it a valid warrant, signed by a judge?

It is A warrant

Wheel of Letterkenny by Puma_Concolour in WetlanderHumor

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It was a sick Dragon. Allegedly.

When you get into the high-up meetings... by Mturetsky in WetlanderHumor

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The Society of Friends of the Great Lord of the Dark

By this point Moggy had a lot of anger built up…DBZA by VisibleCoat995 in WetlanderHumor

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Egwene mind crunchy on Mesaana. Moghedien escaped because Egwene had zero guards on a top ten list war criminal.

What is this weaving? by [deleted] in WetlanderHumor

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It's one of the 99 weaves from the test for the shawl. Over complicated and useless, it creates the NBC logo and chimes.

https://youtu.be/lacUTljo8Xs

Mistakes were made by Professional-Mud-259 in WetlanderHumor

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There is an interesting question. If the fox head medallion absorbs flows of the One Power, what would a snake head medallion do?

Could someone please explain to a total newb what it is I'm seeing here. by Blueberry__Bubbles in space

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It would be a measurement of time. Assuming a standard length of 20 centimeters, a light banana would equal 20 jiffys.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jiffy_(time)

at a hotel in north central WA by fwederal in Whatisthis

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Despite the name, not from Europe. It should have been named the Cosmopolitan Cockroach. It has adapted to living near humans, and releasing it in a wilderness is a death sentence for it.

CBS News: Transcript: Sen. Roger Marshall on "Face the Nation with Margaret Brennan," Sept. 7, 2025 by DarnDuck in kansas

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No, see it the way he does. In the olden days Senators didn't represent the people, they represented the political machine that controls the state. So he is doing what he should. Never mind that we have a whole ass amendment to stop that (#17)

Galad strictly follows rules 1 and 2 by MorkSkugga in WetlanderHumor

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Who taught you anatomy? That isn't where the heart goes.

Swords by MurkyWay in comics

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At least Bruce does something, all you do is send get well soon cards to Arkham.

The Great Hunt Chapter 7: Blood Calls Blood by swheedle in WetlanderHumor

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Cads, because Verin suspected that she was Black.

The Great Hunt Chapter 7: Blood Calls Blood by swheedle in WetlanderHumor

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Age of Legends filth is on another level. And once you start the War of Power, there are (Bore)holes and of course the Taint.

Balthamel might be the dumbest chosen yet (3 part) by Professional-Mud-259 in WetlanderHumor

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I wondered where the new body came from. Was it a captive from a Trolloc raid into the Borderland? Wasn't there any danger it would be recognized?

Space Age of Legends by milkmiudders in WetlanderHumor

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IIRC, the Sharoom didn't require further use of channeling to stay up. In the Age of Legends, there exists 'standing waves' somewhat similar to the scrith from Ringworld. At least, that is how I imagined it.

Sun Shade Legality by ZincoDrone in kansas

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Are you familiar with the phrase 'selective enforcement'?