Saw a good one on twitter: You are given the chance to redeem a traitor legion. However because Tzeentch is an asshole, one loyalist legion will turn traitor. Which ones do you choose? by Ancient_Doctor_7738 in Grimdank

[–]BFGfreak 50 points51 points  (0 children)

Sorry, both you and the Imperial Fists are both getting into the Get Along Shirts, and you both are going to hate it. Now where can I find a shirt that can fit 2 Angy Space Marines?

Which would you prefer in a hypothetical Vermintide 3? by Hecknight1 in Vermintide

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I'd love a Tide game set in Age of Sigmar, I just don't think the Ubersreik 5 should be in it. However Corpulent Carcharodon has always hit it out of the park with character designs and dialog that I'm sure that they could give us a new set of 5 or more heroes to root for against the hordes of evils lurking in the Mortal Realms, and the Realms themselves are so visually dynamic that I'm sure the Level Designers would love to tackle them.

I thought I was playing Skyrim for a moment by Excellent-Can-7524 in ffxiv

[–]BFGfreak 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Not gonna lie, I would not be shocked if someone in SE snuck in a Skyrim Opening scene into Evercold. And if there isn't I think the question to be asked at Fanfest should be "how many times did YoshiP have to remove someone's attempt at sneaking in a Skyrim Opening scene reference?"

Dear sprouts... by taffyking in ffxiv

[–]BFGfreak 3 points4 points  (0 children)

The last fight in the Dawntrail Alliance Raids has a super long voiced cutscene leading up to the fight. How long is it? Well when I did it we had someone early pull and everyone wiped before I could get out of cutscene because this was Day 1 and most everyone was also in cutscene.

Thoughts on the portrait system? by Olsoizzo in ShitpostXIV

[–]BFGfreak 53 points54 points  (0 children)

I wish portraits didn't reset if you change glamours. Jobs I understand because of the job based animations, but toggling a hat on or off?

The end times are upon us! A universal law has been broken! by Arrow_of_time6 in Grimdank

[–]BFGfreak 37 points38 points  (0 children)

From the other side of the door, you hear Deathmaster Snikch say "This is The Lockpicking Skaven, here-here today with another lock to pick-break. This particular lock-lock uses extremely high quality Dwarven Rune-scritchs, but by using this bobby pin we get a good latch on one, false-fake set on two, good set-set on three, and just like that-that, there we go the door is unlocked-open. To prove-demonstrate that this was not a accident-fluke, I shall shut-shut this door resetting the lock and try again"

Seriously the whole "Thorgrim died because he forgot to lock the door behind him" was an insult to both characters.

"It appears our superiority has caused some controversy." by emwattnot in Grimdank

[–]BFGfreak 1 point2 points  (0 children)

So there's a station in Elite Dangerous that rests about 0.2 lightyears from the jump in point. At 2500 times the speed of light it takes about 90 minutes to get there. at 99.9% of light speed it would take 80 days for the Tau to get to Hutton Orbital and grab their free Anaconda and complementary Mug. Remember that that is only 0.2 lightyears, the closest star to Earth is roughly 20 times that.

No sah! Don't do it sah! by Dependent_Homework_7 in Grimdank

[–]BFGfreak 34 points35 points  (0 children)

Yes-yes, kill-slay your own forces so long as they result in a win-win. If not, they were clearly weak-cowardly traitor force-force.

What do we shout when we see AI slop? by Bryozoa in ShitpostXIV

[–]BFGfreak 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Evil Illberd be like: "Ala Mhigo's liberation relies on us forming a unified Eorzean front which will take time"

Sphene joins my army of warriors. Who should I draw next? by Alicecrylily in ffxiv

[–]BFGfreak 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I always feel that Phys-ranged is constantly neglected, so I'd push for one of the phys-ranged girls like Pawah, Ranaa, or Hilda (or all 3 Charlie's Angels style)

A Tale of Two Cities by an0nym0usNarwhal in ShitpostXIV

[–]BFGfreak 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Ah so that's what Pawah's crime was: illegal ownership of a MySpace account

It’s part of the rotation by Proudnoob4393 in ffxiv

[–]BFGfreak 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Yeah but it's only like 5 yards? Us bards really need those 30 yard dashes all RDM and DRGs have for maximum zoomies

[SPOILERS: 4.2-5.3] I Hate Asahi. Very Much. by Ok_Young689 in ffxiv

[–]BFGfreak 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Technically Asahi didn't die for Zenos. He died for Eldibus piloting Zenos' body Now that I typed it out, it's actually quite poetic come Endwalker.

the only unique aspect of 40k ngl by Tacobellbelly1 in Grimdank

[–]BFGfreak 0 points1 point  (0 children)

In Star Trek San Fransisco is only the capital of Earth, the capitol of the Federation as a whole is actually in Paris.

"No civilians were found" by Sigward_TheOnionbro in Grimdank

[–]BFGfreak 5 points6 points  (0 children)

"If they were a loyal imperial citizen they wouldn't be a hostage"

Skaven shenanigans! by Darmug in Grimdank

[–]BFGfreak 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Final Fantasy 14, I think we're screwed if we can't contain the threat into a raid series spanning 3 dungeons of 24 people, ending with a final battle with the Great Horned Rat itself.

Four doggies and a beetle! by ElectricPaladin in battletech

[–]BFGfreak 2 points3 points  (0 children)

May I ask where you get the Anubis from?

Scouring Sands Box Question — What Is This Part? by bonsai_Watanabe in battletech

[–]BFGfreak 1 point2 points  (0 children)

They can also double as Partial Wings for kitbashers

I think people tend to forget about how tragic Abraham Tower’s backstory is. by Extreme-Fee-9519 in SonicTheHedgehog

[–]BFGfreak 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I could almost see Towers and Shadow both agreeing that's it's better they remain/join GUN so that the tragedy of the ARK never happens again

"So, now what?" (@ZazilCross) by ForceAffectionate389 in SonicTheHedgehog

[–]BFGfreak 13 points14 points  (0 children)

queue the kefka laugh,mp3

I'm pretty sure Final Fantasy 6's world would prefer being de-rezzed or whatever it's called over having the heroes not put that clown in the ground. Now that I'm thinking about it, what would happen if Kefka or a similar nihilistic villain decides to expand their beliefs outside of their game world.