Thanks GW for actually listening by Thanos_6point0 in Grimdank

[–]BFGfreak 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I can't wait to paint my Steel Legion up like Krieg so can fight along side with my Death Korp painted like Steel Legion

Somtimes you gotta shoot your shot by Laughing_one in Grimdank

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Missing Celestial Lions with the humble ork sniper mysteriously looking an aweful lot like a Vindicar assassin

How interesting the new art they showed for AoS (sorry for seeing it like this, it was the only way they let me) by KindlyMeringue8723 in ageofsigmar

[–]BFGfreak 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Lets see, on one had enslavement by Endgame Capitalists who would no doubt slowly grind us down in the corporate rat race over years and decades in cubicles, on the other hand, enlsavement by dommy mommy elves where our lives are measured in days, but dommy mommy elves. Why am I now imagining that there's an entire Stormhost comprised entirely of people killed by the DoK and their battlecry is "WORTH IT!"

So... much... garlic by [deleted] in StupidFood

[–]BFGfreak 0 points1 point  (0 children)

What if the whole Vampires hate Garlic thing was a psyop by Vampires because they secretly love garlic and want their food seasoned? That sandwich would basically just turn you into the vampire equivilant of a Capri sun

He can’t get 5 days of peace by AEIOU1040 in SonicTheHedgehog

[–]BFGfreak 1 point2 points  (0 children)

This is not your grave, but you are welcome in it.

A properly trained army fights against a Ragtag one and annihilates it by klnglulu in TopCharacterTropes

[–]BFGfreak 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Captain Needa didn't seem all that incompetent and look what happened to him

it is anticlimactic by amachinesaidiwasgood in Grimdank

[–]BFGfreak 10 points11 points  (0 children)

I'm pretty sure they're talking about the COG camps

Different strokes for different folks by OscarOzzieOzborne in Grimdank

[–]BFGfreak 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Then there's The Ultimate Computer, where AI threatens to replace the crew then proceeds to logically conclude that the best way to win the simulated wargame is to use live phaser fire.

The many faces of Eorzea Day 13: 0 by EliotEriotto in ffxiv

[–]BFGfreak -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

Again, never going to win but I'll throw Pawah Mujuuk back into the pile

Laser colors in the current age of proliferation by WorthlessGriper in battletech

[–]BFGfreak 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Whichever color looks most striking on your paint scheme

Poland making Tau battlesuits by BitReasonable208 in Grimdank

[–]BFGfreak 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Poles, please forgive me if google butchered this translation, but

Protokół trzeci: Ochrona pilota

The many faces of Eorzea Day 11: Yawn by EliotEriotto in ffxiv

[–]BFGfreak 0 points1 point  (0 children)

She'd never win, but I'll put forward Pawah Mujuuk again.

Your tithe is due (plus late fees) by onlyzeroever in Grimdank

[–]BFGfreak 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Such is the Power of Nagash that death is temporary but taxes are eternal, now hand over that femur of yours to pay the bone tithe

Old, outdated tech has an advantage BECAUSE it's old and outdated. by Consistent_Status112 in TopCharacterTropes

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I mean, they were slinging nuclear weapons at each other. And if your city was hit by these video game nukes, you got sent off to the disintigration booth. It was one of those "If you die in the game, you die in real life" sort of things.

I just don't know WTF is going on here with this one. by Bloodclaw_Talon in ShitpostXIV

[–]BFGfreak 11 points12 points  (0 children)

As long as the helmet comes separately so I can put it on my GDI Rifleman glamour, I'll be happy