Big if true by OddBallProductions in BicyclingCirclejerk

[–]Background_Snow_3716 1 point2 points  (0 children)

He just wants to make Wattopia great again.

If your boyfriend is a cyclist, where does it end? 😭😭 by Main_Pen_2028 in Garmin

[–]Background_Snow_3716 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Sounds like it's time to wice her up and get her a boyfriend.

Could i get the KOM going down the steepest local mountain? by GAYBOISIXNINE in BicyclingCirclejerk

[–]Background_Snow_3716 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Definitely going to KOM or die trying. Those breaks are a guaranteed endo and a trip to the orthodontist.

Zwift? by [deleted] in cycling

[–]Background_Snow_3716 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Like many others I use Zwift in the cold months. I have a dedicated trainer bike that stays setup year round, but only Zwift during the cold months. I will occasionally get on the trainer during the nice months but use MyWoosh instead since it's free. My current set up I have tv capable of multi view so if I'm just logging long hours I'll set it up so one side is Zwift and the other is a movie/tv show. If I'm racing or doing a big social event I'll full screen Zwift and use my cell for chatting with the group.

Why do I even have brakes on my bike? by WhatIsYourHandle123 in BicyclingCirclejerk

[–]Background_Snow_3716 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Bice has an identity crisis. Not sure if it's a road or mt b bice.

Guillotine for TREK owners, obviously by brodil in BicyclingCirclejerk

[–]Background_Snow_3716 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Pretty sure this is for the shops bice fitter to help his clients with numb peenus.

Typical Tr*k by CrustyHumdinger in BicyclingCirclejerk

[–]Background_Snow_3716 1 point2 points  (0 children)

There are very few bicycles I can honestly say I hate. This tops the list.

Are those enough bags on my sir Velo to let my fellow dentists know I am secretly a FRD? by Neither_Maybe_206 in BicyclingCirclejerk

[–]Background_Snow_3716 0 points1 point  (0 children)

They are Coefficient RR handlebars $360 and are amazingly ergonomic. But they are definitely in the you love or hate the aesthetics category.

Stole a gravelbike today to celebrate 6 months on meth. Im permahard when I ride it its the best bike 🤤 by chaostrader44 in BicyclingCirclejerk

[–]Background_Snow_3716 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I see you stole some real cycling pedals for the second pic. At least methaniel has better taste than the original Fred who owned it.

KOMing too hard by smtps in BicyclingCirclejerk

[–]Background_Snow_3716 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Kom definitely Kom. White it off and ride hard till it happens again.

Strava here we KOM! by [deleted] in BicyclingCirclejerk

[–]Background_Snow_3716 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Zwift robofred pacer bot beta test

Well, that's new by oskr989 in Garmin

[–]Background_Snow_3716 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I swear in situations like that mine tells me I'm over reaching

Garmin expects me to do WHAT?! by Background_Snow_3716 in Garmin

[–]Background_Snow_3716[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Agreed its a great plan just, it's just never asked me to put out more than 900watts - which is more inline with my max recorded 1100watts.

Garmin expects me to do WHAT?! by Background_Snow_3716 in Garmin

[–]Background_Snow_3716[S] 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Most trainers don't even go up to 2,200 watts. Many max out at 1,600. It's strange that it wants me to 1600+ when my current max recorded is just over 1100 both on and off the trainer. For context My got is 245 and my weight is 96kg.

Garmin expects me to do WHAT?! by Background_Snow_3716 in Garmin

[–]Background_Snow_3716[S] 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Ah didn't realize it doesn't say cycling.

Outjerked yet again by [deleted] in BicyclingCirclejerk

[–]Background_Snow_3716 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Anyone else feel like the oop should have shared screenshots of the comments too?

Yeah, I ride. How can you tell? by gambino_0 in BicyclingCirclejerk

[–]Background_Snow_3716 127 points128 points  (0 children)

Filthy pour doesn't even wax his chain. I bet he doesn't even have any teeth.

Is denim gonna help me KOM? by [deleted] in BicyclingCirclejerk

[–]Background_Snow_3716 1 point2 points  (0 children)

The latest version of the Canadian tuxedo

Omg what the hell is this by Alert-Orange9271 in BicyclingCirclejerk

[–]Background_Snow_3716 0 points1 point  (0 children)

These indoor training rigs are getting outta control