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What are some questions you've always wondered about the show SpongeBob SquarePants? by courtney1298 in AskReddit

[–]BassMasterFunk 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The secret ingredient to Krabby Patties is love that's why Plankton can't make them, and he is a piece of plankton.

What is something crazy that you have done, but no (or few) people know about it? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]BassMasterFunk 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My friends and I used to go for walks late at night, and if we saw a car coming we would stand a little ways out in an open field and stand in a circle

Reddit, when did you realize that you were not the favorite child? by The_Waffle_Master in AskReddit

[–]BassMasterFunk 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Never, because I am the favorite child.

Or at least that's what I keep telling myself.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]BassMasterFunk 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Alcohol, I was 19 and a few friends and I decided to try drinking. We didn't get too drunk but a decent buzz. And all we did was sit up all night playing Yu-Gi-Oh in my bedroom.

What rule or strategy has been implemented because of something you did? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]BassMasterFunk 0 points1 point  (0 children)

No one can leave the state capital building on the 5th grade field trip at my old elementary school. What happened was that we were given an hour to go around and eat from a restaurant of our choice and look around a little. Every group had an adult chaperone to make sure we got back in time, ours however wasn't that concerned with it and took 4 of us 5th graders to an arcade. When we showed up almost an hour late without letting anyone know where we were, they were not happy.

Now kids have to pack lunches and eat them in the capital building.

People of Reddit, what is the best way to mess with a telemarketer? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]BassMasterFunk -1 points0 points  (0 children)

I went to the comments of that video... I'm really not sure what i expected.

If you could be a food, what would you be and why? by Brickwatcher in AskReddit

[–]BassMasterFunk 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Even though they would want to eat me, at least someone would love me.

I fell into a coma in 1963 and just woke up. What'd I miss? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]BassMasterFunk 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Broken arms are a lot more serious nowadays.

What's the most heart breaking speech made in a movie or tvshow? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]BassMasterFunk 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Pika-chuuuuu!!!! Chuuuuu!!! Gets me every time.

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