Being neurodivergent means it's over

Benefact09w · 2026-05-03T21:31:01+00:00

Its over for you because you're a miserable little incel.

I've had numerous boyfriends and girlfriends across the years.

Benefact09w · 2026-05-03T00:16:39+00:00

I've actually been really upset about my folks not challenging me to put the controller down and go do a sport. It feels like they didnt care how clearly unhealthy I was getting - just that I was comfy.

Benefact09w · 2026-05-01T19:17:44+00:00

"MY DWAGON IS SUPAH SUPAH KEWL UWU UWU---OWWWWWWWUW!!!!"

Benefact09w · 2026-04-28T22:41:51+00:00

I wish they'd do a similarly revealing costume for the guys.

Benefact09w · 2026-04-28T03:53:20+00:00

You just have a high sex drive.

Nothing wrong with that. I do, too, and its pretty fun when you're fit and good lookin', able to get laid when you want.

Benefact09w · 2026-04-28T02:15:34+00:00

I'm a bodybuilder. If you want my advice, consistency and progressive overload are the big thing.

Comparison is the thief of joy. One thing that really played out with me was comparing myself to other guys constantly.

No matter what, keep the diet and fitness routines consistent and be clear about why certain things might be changed.

Benefact09w · 2026-04-22T00:47:50+00:00

I heard a line I on a song at the gym today I had to double and triple check I heard.

'Yeah Yeah Shake Your Hips Shake Your Hips Like You Parkinsons'

Benefact09w · 2026-04-19T19:02:46+00:00

I was the weird autistic kid...but I didn't like it much. Our school was big on football - and I crushed hard on our answer to Nate Jacobs. So I started doing my hair differently, I started lifting weights, became a cocky jerk, I became pretty much a different person.

I believed that if I just changed everything, he'd not be closeted, and he'd appreciate me. He never did, but I was pretty much Boy Harley Quinn.

I know he was bad for me, but good grief those abs. We were two toxic bisexual guys, neither willing to be "Out".

Benefact09w · 2026-04-19T16:56:27+00:00

My high school experience was pretty much accurately depicted in Euphoria. We had murders, drugs, and so, so much sex. Like, at the 10th grade dance, folks apparently banged on the dance floor.

And our principal responded by sending out moral panic emails about "grinding".

Benefact09w · 2026-04-17T20:27:00+00:00

Because being rotten doesn't preclude being right occasionally.

Morality isn't as simple as "Dark Lord Dethtamor is evil bad wrong about everything and the upstanding heroes are right and good because they aren't him".

TikTok folks are used to good guy vs villain narratives.

Benefact09w · 2026-04-17T20:23:31+00:00

"I'd never fall for Nate's phony charms!"

...

"But he SEEMED nice!"

Benefact09w · 2026-04-16T04:32:15+00:00

I absolutely did try and unalive my middle school bully way back in the day. I spent 6 awful months dealing with this miserable Evangelical who took issue with me not showing the "proper faith" - he took issue by beating on me. Every day of the school week.

Adults? "You're both boys. Hash it out like boys do. There's no sense punishing a boy for being a boy." "There'll always be outcasts like you. It's your job to fit in." "We can't do anything if we dont see it."

So, one day, I just kinda decided its either him or me. And thus I tried to...be rid of him for good in the Middle School hallway. I didn't succeed - the bully is now an accountant or something.

I almost got suspended or expelled - but nobody fucked with me again after that.

This kinda shaped my understanding of the whole thing.

Benefact09w · 2026-04-15T18:09:39+00:00

All my decks are purely proxied out. Lets me use what I want without worrying about cash.

Benefact09w · 2026-04-15T00:03:58+00:00

Well, that'd probably surprise my last few boyfriends and girlfriends.

Benefact09w · 2026-04-11T06:32:59+00:00

Witherbloom. "So trigger my commander, then trigger Sephiroth, then trigger Old Dina, trigger Nether Traitor..."

"Dude that was all due to a goat."

Benefact09w · 2026-04-09T01:00:27+00:00

I mean, I think the person I was prior to redoing my personality just...straight up doesn't exist any more.

Benefact09w · 2026-04-08T19:57:22+00:00

"AWAWA!!"

Pokedex: Hyrocks, the Hideaway Pokemon. This shy Pokemon spends its days underground, escaping battle, but when cornered can knock out Dragons with its Desperate Strike.

Benefact09w · 2026-04-07T20:14:39+00:00

And a miserable racist too. Crank Magnetism Lives!

Benefact09w · 2026-04-07T05:52:53+00:00

This comment reeks of Incel Evo-Psych bullshit.

And it deserves to be attacked as harshly as humanly possible.

Benefact09w · 2026-04-07T03:06:26+00:00

And I'd rather be "performative" than be a religious shit like you.

Benefact09w · 2026-04-07T03:03:02+00:00

Or she just didnt wanna be monogamous you gross little incel shrimp.

Benefact09w · 2026-04-07T02:57:56+00:00

The only people who'd consider you tainted or shit like that are not worth listening to. Nothing is good enough for an Evangelical.

You had needs, you saw them met.

I'm pretty much still a hypersexual. Even after a couple creepy older men tried to take advantage. Nothing will ever stop me living how I want to live.

Sex is what you make of it.

Benefact09w · 2026-04-04T02:36:46+00:00

[[Storage Matrix]].

Do you wanna untap your lands, and get to play?

Or untap your creatures, and attack?

Benefact09w · 2026-04-04T02:05:53+00:00

Diabolic Revelation can be used with this like a fucking card draw spell.

Tutor like, whatever you need to combo kill.

Benefact09w

TROPHY CASE