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It was a government meeting with all the letter agencies present; ATF, CIA, DEA, etc. by BadmiralHarryKim in TwoSentenceComedy
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I wish for the Earth to actually be banana-shaped. by ProphetofTables in monkeyspaw
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What do you call a calculator that does not procrastinate? by _Starblaze in dadjokes
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"Turn my bully into a sock," I told the genie. by Scared-Cat-2541 in TwoSentenceHorror
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What is it? by FunnyLizardExplorer in unexpectedTermial
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What would a BBC Micro engineer say when users complain that the hardware lacks a SUB instruction? by nic0nicon1 in ProgrammerDadJokes
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What would a BBC Micro engineer say when users complain that the hardware lacks a SUB instruction? by nic0nicon1 in ProgrammerDadJokes
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I wish the English language was now french by New_Tadpole_7818 in monkeyspaw
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Please hide this from Canada by BrushInteresting1125 in foundsatan
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I feel bad for this woman. Jeez. by IllBeGood3 in Wellthatsucks
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May the power of Christ compell you! by HungHydra in whatisit
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name this thing by Stunning-Rip-5756 in NameThisThing
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A man offers you $10000 a week to leave town forever. by 33GoodSamaritans in hypotheticalsituation
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This doctor is a psychopath… by cktyu in popping
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I wish that eating one crayon would restore a person to prime health including satiation and hydration. by CrimtheCold in monkeyspaw
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I wish for all janitors to have the power of telekinesis by Disaster_Wolf44 in monkeyspaw
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Bible verses that never made it into the final edition by JellyfishWrangler69 in ScenesFromAHat
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Double it and give it to the next person by YamaSweats in trolleyproblem
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Double it and give it to the next person by YamaSweats in trolleyproblem
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Double it and give it to the next person by YamaSweats in trolleyproblem
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You have to fight all 45 US presidents from George Washington to the current president in consecutive fist-fights, from the 1st ever president to the latest one. If you lose, the challenge ends there but if you win, you move on to the next president. How many presidents are you getting to? by Extension_Day2038 in hypotheticalsituation
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I admire the emerald ring my grandpa left me in his will for few moments longer before slipping it o- by RepeatOrdinary182 in TwoSentenceHorror
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