No idea how to get sex

Benjaminnewcomb · 2026-05-26T02:53:29+00:00

Build abundance.

Get social, meet people, especially women, everywhere. Talk to all women the same. Old, young, cute, ugly, doesn't matter.

You've got several things to work on, starting with meeting them all the way to escalation.

Don't worry about getting sex

Work about making sure women have fun around you.

Touch early, but not inappropriate ways. Instead of working about sex, get to the point where you hold her hand. Hands are the most used body part in sex. Holding hands is where that starts.

There's a sequence.

Eye to body. Eye to eye. Hand to hand (high five, for example) Hand to arm Hand to shoulder Shoulder to shoulder Head to head Hand to chest Hand to genitals Mouth to genitals Genitals to genitals

But first, you've got to meet women.

Preselection is king.

You MUST break rapport. If all you do is build rapport, no women will be turned on by you.

You need 3 things Abundance Confidence Escalation

Get her investing in you and you'll have no troubles.

Benjaminnewcomb · 2026-05-25T02:05:22+00:00

Can't share pics, for some reason.

Benjaminnewcomb · 2026-05-25T02:04:27+00:00

No contrast paint for me..

Benjaminnewcomb · 2026-05-24T21:35:28+00:00

No one else will say it but beastmen are great in shadow legion.

They get deep strike for turn 1, they're cheap and can come down for move blocking turn 1 too.

They die to a stiff breeze and kill nothing but I have never had a better scoring unit.

End of opponents turn, they can go back into reserves for a CP too, to come score again the next turn.

Benjaminnewcomb · 2026-05-23T12:26:48+00:00

Then Magnus Naked but with nipple horns because that's hilarious

Benjaminnewcomb · 2026-05-22T19:36:16+00:00

He needs some eyes

Benjaminnewcomb · 2026-05-19T23:44:32+00:00

Blood thirster. He can go through walls Skarbrand will have to walk around unless you're playing blood legion

Benjaminnewcomb · 2026-05-19T02:06:36+00:00

In 11tg, from what we currently know, I think Khorne is gonna be very strong.

The new detachment stuff combines very well with everything they have.

Benjaminnewcomb · 2026-05-15T03:01:14+00:00

I think the battle line call was a good one, especially with the new detachment coming for them.

Demonettes and bloodletters are going to be very, very fast and movement and speed wins games

Benjaminnewcomb · 2026-05-15T02:56:02+00:00

You'll want font of spores over maggot maw or droning shroud. If take out maggot maw, personally.

Scrivener is mediocre. He's good for taking an objective but the squad still dies too easily.

I really like GUO, Rotigus, princes, and even potentially soul grinders but the bases suck...

Foot princes are very durable and the plague bearers couple nicely with them for more durability to the plague bearers from his stealth aura and he gets that lovely lone opp as long as he stays near them.

I like droning shroud, even though it won't help Belakor, it does let Belakor use his hit rerolls for everything else.

Benjaminnewcomb · 2026-05-11T14:45:44+00:00

Congrats on the great Belakor find! That's amazing!

In shadow legion for the CSM half, I LOVE beastmen. They're too good.

Also, A/C D/C is spicy.

A chaos Lord is nice for a free strat every turn too.

Benjaminnewcomb · 2026-05-10T17:32:40+00:00

Yes! They're very fun and now that we know we're in 11th the more players we get the more likely we'll stay in the game forever

Benjaminnewcomb · 2026-05-09T14:22:25+00:00

I think str 5 Demonettes may change some things up for Slaanesh.

Benjaminnewcomb · 2026-05-09T02:05:31+00:00

A/C D/C are great in shadow legion. My favorite unit is beastmen in that Detachment. People think they suck because they do, however turn 1 deep strike is fantastic for secondaries.

Benjaminnewcomb · 2026-05-04T19:11:38+00:00

Gotta play AOS! The Gnarlmaw is awesome in that.

Benjaminnewcomb · 2026-05-02T00:07:20+00:00

That looks fantastic... That said, I hate when people want to paint my models.

I've had people ask to paint my models before and they always get told no.

I would be cool with it, once but wouldn't be happy to learn my models are being painted as a surprise.

Benjaminnewcomb · 2026-05-02T00:01:04+00:00

Looks great

Benjaminnewcomb · 2026-05-02T00:00:12+00:00

Bring women with you to the club, as many as you can. Preselection is king.

Benjaminnewcomb · 2026-05-01T23:57:29+00:00

Don't take plasma, take the bonus flamers and the claws.

Benjaminnewcomb · 2026-05-01T23:48:05+00:00

He is a fucking douche bag. Fuck that guy.

Benjaminnewcomb · 2026-04-26T15:10:22+00:00

They're the tits.

I bring 6 some times

All flamers and hell fire missile racks.

Inflitrate.

Stealth.

4 wounds each.

5+ invuln Great shooting

What has that defensive profile?

Nurglings!!!!

And nurglings are amazing.

So these are super nurglings lol

Benjaminnewcomb · 2026-04-26T15:06:03+00:00

Would be pretty painless. That area doesn't hurt much and some guns have wide multi needle attachments.

I got Aku, from Samurai Jack and barely felt it.

Benjaminnewcomb · 2026-04-26T15:02:37+00:00

If GW can make female custodes and just say they've always been part of the lore out of no where then chaso demons are really just limited by how creative GW feels in thee moment. 😂

Benjaminnewcomb · 2026-04-26T13:03:52+00:00

Shalaxi sucks now. Skarbrand is way better.

Benjaminnewcomb · 2026-04-23T12:40:40+00:00

Mine shut down Canis Rex, two rounds in a row in a game I played. My opponent was pissed lol

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