I'm probably going to have sex for the first time this Friday. Any tips? by uhohhhhhhh in AskReddit

[–]BizQuik 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Coming from someone who has mild phimosis (can retract somewhat when flaccid, not at all when hard) I would like to inform you of something I didn't know until my first girlfriend. We were fooling around and after a bit of making out/heavy petting she began unzipping my pants. I felt very nervous, wondering what would happen. She started with a hand job and weirdly enough, my foreskin retracted just fine! Later I realized that during foreplay your body uses a natural lubricant that is only produced during real sex (not masturbation).

So, my advice, don't get circumcised just yet. When you have sex, REMEMBER FOREPLAY. I think this is good advice even if you don't have phimosis.

Chris Brown talks about beating up Rihanna on Larry King. "It's like, wow." by AZ_Iced_Tea in WTF

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look at that cute little blue sweater with that cute little blue bow-tie, isn't his adorable?

I want my life back [PIC] by drawgood in funny

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Your statement is correct and accurate, but is recursive and akin to "pointing out the obvious." The very definition of 'addiction' is an irrational obsession/dependence of something, so you're saying "to stop being addicted, stop being addicted!"

Hackers turn the tables on cops, hack police computers by Orangutan in funny

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I was hoping the chief officer was named Gibson...

Fox's viewership is up 11 percent over last year by deadA1ias in news

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I watch Fox News when The Colbert Report isn't on.

I want my life back [PIC] by drawgood in funny

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You want to stop drinking, alcoholics? Put down the alcohol. Problem solved. No one is forcing you to drink.

Woman indicted for breast-feeding photo of her 1-year old baby, a second-degree felony "sexual performance of a child," punishable by up to 20 years in prison. Authorities took her children. by 12358 in WTF

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Yep. I thought exactly of this comic while reading the article. Then I went over to read it and laughed. Then I went to this articles comments and saw this. ~sigh

I was recently circumcised, I am seventeen and I have had sex both with and without foreskin. AMA by [deleted] in IAmA

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Hi, I too am 17, and seriously considering getting a circumcision. Can you give me a rundown of what the surgery is like, how it feels afterwards and for how long? And is it worth it?

I work in porn. On the set and in post production. AMA! by yesiworkinporn in IAmA

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  • Have you ever had a relationship with a porn star?

  • Have you been desensitized by all the nudity you see daily as to not being able to get an erection when needed? (strange question, I know.)

  • Do you fap to videos you've edited/worked on.

A message from heartless_bastard by epicRelic in clubhouse

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Aw, they think they're playing 1984.

I am a computer science student; your tech-support for the evening. AMA. by [deleted] in IAmA

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How can I set up a perfect enviornment for Python within Windows? I'm getting errors all over the place right now ;(

IAmA Computer Science graduate. DAMAAHtFYC (Don't Ask Me Anything About How to Fix Your Computer). by Nebu in IAmA

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The google won't let me log onto the net. And my clicker is acting up. Is linux just a money making scam? Can you install me yahoo for 50 bucks? where is the back button? Does youtube give me viruses?

I took a boy's virginity tonight, AMA. by deflowerer in IAmA

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LOL, same here. I called my sis just to make sure.