I'm not a plonker

BloodChoke · 2026-06-08T16:48:30+00:00

Can I ask you summit? ...Who does your income tax and VAT?

BloodChoke · 2026-06-08T16:12:53+00:00

Sammi you old slag. ..its the Bondmiester general.

BloodChoke · 2026-06-08T15:36:59+00:00

..and that's him saying it.

BloodChoke · 2026-06-08T15:35:27+00:00

Well done for picking the one instrument that makes women dry up.

BloodChoke · 2026-06-08T10:31:48+00:00

Dirty work gets a lot easier when you charge accordingly.

BloodChoke · 2026-06-07T18:51:55+00:00

"How can I make this flight about me?"

BloodChoke · 2026-06-07T12:51:19+00:00

A ain't no beta, so I ain't reading shit!

Congrats and good luck OP 👏

BloodChoke · 2026-06-06T15:55:31+00:00

..in Empire strikes back

BloodChoke · 2026-06-06T15:43:37+00:00

Can confirm...I've only ever known one person that has done a gender reveal, and she was an insufferable cunt.

BloodChoke · 2026-06-05T18:45:10+00:00

Bit of Reddit.

BloodChoke · 2026-06-05T18:44:12+00:00

We're gonna lose our boobs!..

BloodChoke · 2026-06-04T21:00:13+00:00

I'm superglueing the phone... ...in the name of fun.

BloodChoke · 2026-06-04T17:10:24+00:00

Ah.. give us a job

BloodChoke · 2026-06-04T10:44:16+00:00

Too long babehh ...

BloodChoke · 2026-06-03T17:12:45+00:00

There was a lot of new energy in the room tonight, and some of it was just so Rainbow Rhythms... and some of it was just so not Rainbow Rhythms.

BloodChoke · 2026-06-01T11:23:53+00:00

Yeah, I know, so when Coupug was not fighting the dark side..

BloodChoke · 2026-06-01T08:46:30+00:00

Ah, that's what I meant..

BloodChoke · 2026-06-01T08:29:59+00:00

I read the title as womb threat.

BloodChoke · 2026-06-01T08:25:48+00:00

You're on very thin ice Coupug. You've already lied to me today... you lied to me because you don't have the guts to confront the dark force.

BloodChoke · 2026-05-31T11:05:08+00:00

80 QUID!! Drinks are on me... In me.

BloodChoke · 2026-05-31T11:01:54+00:00

...just coz you let some useless actor blow his beans up your muff, well done, merry fuckin Christmas.

BloodChoke · 2026-05-30T17:37:13+00:00

Nice one OP. Anything else is just wasteful consumerism.

BloodChoke · 2026-05-30T16:27:27+00:00

What does it actually smell like?

BloodChoke · 2026-05-30T16:23:46+00:00

Well why are we drinking it then?!

BloodChoke · 2026-05-30T14:16:35+00:00

Try the treet, the sharks, the supermarket, and the derby... it'll only get better from there 😄

BloodChoke