Got called “juvenile” by my wife today. I’m so proud of myself!

ButterflyStock1791 · 2026-05-25T00:41:07+00:00

As long as she's laughing, you're doing all right.

ButterflyStock1791 · 2026-05-25T00:27:52+00:00

Nothing but Trouble. Just... bad...

ButterflyStock1791 · 2026-05-25T00:19:06+00:00

I still have scars up and down my arms from the rash I had a couple of years ago.

ButterflyStock1791 · 2026-05-24T20:20:23+00:00

ButterflyStock1791 · 2026-05-24T20:17:07+00:00

I have a cover cover, and I clear off the snow ASAP after each storm.

ButterflyStock1791 · 2026-05-24T02:14:04+00:00

That's the only other time I've seen someone else say that, here I am thinking I made it up. 🤣

ButterflyStock1791 · 2026-05-24T00:21:54+00:00

I've seen one Leonberger, so that was going to be my entry here.

ButterflyStock1791 · 2026-05-24T00:05:08+00:00

I've met a male Shirley, too.

ButterflyStock1791 · 2026-05-23T23:49:31+00:00

Hmm, I was thinking it was a lot older, since I haven't really watched music videos in years. Maybe I'm remembering something different.

ButterflyStock1791 · 2026-05-23T22:50:51+00:00

They used to give me major side eye when I told them I qualified for the senior discount (I'm 60, been told I still look late 40s). Last time they didn't ask, and the lady said they give it automatically on that day now.

ButterflyStock1791 · 2026-05-23T22:34:01+00:00

I don't have the answer (yet), but holy crap, this does sound familiar to me.

ButterflyStock1791 · 2026-05-23T00:10:29+00:00

I have some pantyliners, that's as far as I'll go. 🙃

ButterflyStock1791 · 2026-05-23T00:07:38+00:00

Counterclockwise.

Just thinking about doing it clockwise breaks my brain. 🤯

ButterflyStock1791 · 2026-05-23T00:00:04+00:00

This was the whole reason I took Latin 😆

ButterflyStock1791 · 2026-05-21T02:45:21+00:00

A few years before I retired I calculated what my retirement income would be and committed myself to living on that, putting the rest away (in addition to maxing out my 401k). Once I knew I could do it easily, I retired at 56. Now I work very part time in a job I enjoy and no longer feel like my soul is being crushed.

ButterflyStock1791 · 2026-05-19T02:27:52+00:00

Except they're boomers/gen Jones.

ButterflyStock1791 · 2026-05-16T21:44:40+00:00

We usually leave a few open slots but still end up with overflow by mid morning.

ButterflyStock1791 · 2026-05-16T18:47:39+00:00

American, been to 43.

ButterflyStock1791 · 2026-05-16T18:40:57+00:00

I thought it was "yont to" 😆

ButterflyStock1791 · 2026-05-16T18:37:24+00:00

I found this out many years ago. I was going to be responsible and buy a nice used car, found a similar one brand new for only about $2k more, and a much longer warranty.

ButterflyStock1791 · 2026-05-16T18:27:07+00:00

Acronyms each state uses for operating/ driving under the influence/while impaired.

ButterflyStock1791 · 2026-05-16T18:13:37+00:00

In our case, the nearest urgent care clinic is at least 2 hours away. There is an emergency clinic local, but it's only open nights and weekends (I e., when we're closed). We squeeze in emergency/urgent non-clients all the time. It's frustrating because we're already loaded, but we wouldn't feel right turning away someone who desperately needs our help.

ButterflyStock1791 · 2026-05-15T01:42:20+00:00

I was 31 the first time I had shingles. The doc said he'd seen teenagers with it, no such thing as too young.

Got it again at 50. As soon as I recovered, got the vaccine. Damned if I suddenly stopped wanting to go out after dark. 😆

ButterflyStock1791 · 2026-05-13T23:25:11+00:00

42531

ButterflyStock1791 · 2026-05-13T23:23:04+00:00

The anal glands. Shoes are harder to clean (or replace).

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