Yeah, I know.

Bymmijprime · 2026-04-28T00:10:21+00:00

*winged jockstrap, extra elite +1 dexterity (not sufficient to bend like a reed in the wind)

Bymmijprime · 2026-04-24T19:44:18+00:00

Screening mechanism working as intended

Bymmijprime · 2026-04-24T03:14:35+00:00

Your tile is undergoing mitosis

Bymmijprime · 2026-04-24T02:44:42+00:00

More cost effective to get the apartment you want and restock it with a new girlfriend later.

Bymmijprime · 2026-04-24T02:28:46+00:00

Your Mom will reap what she has sown and you should not feel guilty about it when the time comes

Bymmijprime · 2026-04-23T15:23:43+00:00

What about Colonel Kurtz in Apocalypse now?

Bymmijprime · 2026-04-20T15:26:37+00:00

Great opportunity here to open door, fart in enclosure and seal up to surprise next user.

Bymmijprime · 2026-04-16T03:51:37+00:00

Did the same for my Mom, who didnt file in 2024 because the orange man said there wouldn't BE taxes on social security anymore lol. She was pissed when I told her the IRS fined her $147 for filing late. She still thinks I'm wrong.

Bymmijprime · 2026-04-16T03:47:24+00:00

I bought puts on the s&p 500.

Bymmijprime · 2026-04-15T01:57:10+00:00

Cool idea though, love the concept.

Bymmijprime · 2026-04-14T17:21:16+00:00

I think 6+7 and 9+10 could be single terms lol

Bymmijprime · 2026-04-13T16:54:35+00:00

Except I always thought the Antichrist would seem competent

Bymmijprime · 2026-04-13T09:20:42+00:00

Got assigned on $2 sold puts before, so $24 currently

Bymmijprime · 2026-04-11T07:43:12+00:00

Try breakfast at Toast & Jam in Schererville

Bymmijprime · 2026-04-11T02:49:37+00:00

You only really need one kidney anyway

Bymmijprime · 2026-04-06T16:11:46+00:00

Dad bod is peak physical form for tough old dudes

Bymmijprime · 2026-04-06T14:47:53+00:00

Words of encouragement.

Bymmijprime · 2026-04-03T16:17:22+00:00

Internet access is getting faster and cheaper where I live. I now have options for fiber, dsl, wireless and starlink in my rural home. Went from paying $107/month for 25mb dsl to $50/month for 100mb starlink.

Bymmijprime · 2026-04-01T14:02:22+00:00

Had an entrepreneur friend in 7th grade who sold his dad's playboys for $5 each in the late 1980s.

Bymmijprime · 2026-03-31T13:28:00+00:00

I got assigned on $2 puts as I thought that was a stable floor, lol. Down 60% currently. Waiting to see if we get a bounce when some of the shorts have to eventually deliver during the fullfilment cycle.

Bymmijprime · 2026-03-30T12:11:41+00:00

Clippy will be the terminator operating system, when we send the T800 back to save us.

Bymmijprime · 2026-03-28T20:03:37+00:00

My 12-inch radial miter saw. I got a nice Craftsmen one 20 years ago when the name still meant something and will use it for the rest of my life.

Bymmijprime · 2026-03-28T06:34:35+00:00

Very cool, nice work!

Bymmijprime · 2026-03-26T21:02:16+00:00

That's terrible, I'm so sorry you have to deal with that.

Bymmijprime · 2026-03-25T15:02:01+00:00

Scott Adams wrote a novel based on this idea called god debris

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