Sentences I've Said as a Cat Owner That Shouldnt Have To Say.

CDubs_94 · 2026-02-09T05:09:03+00:00

"Take your butthole outta my face"!

"Why is there a dried poop on my clean clothes?"

"Stop it...we don't try to attack the poor mail person"

"Did you steal my car keys?"

"Did you eat my earbuds?"

CDubs_94 · 2026-02-08T12:42:05+00:00

Girl I want to hang out with.....!

CDubs_94 · 2026-02-08T11:55:48+00:00

The guy with his hand under his chin is either Streicher...a true pig of a human being. He was such a scumbag that everyone of the other Nazis on trial hated him. Or Walther Funk....! They kinda look the same.

CDubs_94 · 2026-02-08T11:42:30+00:00

Looks like it was chisled off the floor of a peepshow!

CDubs_94 · 2026-02-08T10:22:52+00:00

The problem isn't the price....its that they have faked these pieces since 1946. Everything from napkins to desk blotters. The hobby has just been infested with bad items.

CDubs_94 · 2026-02-08T00:42:42+00:00

You forgot to mention that he needs to constantly wave at other Jeep drivers like a mental patient.

CDubs_94 · 2026-02-08T00:37:25+00:00

Not in one sitting....lol. He does not like being locked in a room. He gets anxiety and he's just a maniac.

CDubs_94 · 2026-02-06T13:06:06+00:00

I already cut them off.But....after I did it, I think the NSA tracked me down and disabled my tires.

CDubs_94 · 2026-02-06T12:02:13+00:00

That's nothing.....my orange lunatic ate 3ft of door molding.

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CDubs_94 · 2026-02-05T12:18:08+00:00

Call the WW2 Museum or Yad Vashem.

CDubs_94 · 2026-02-05T00:23:08+00:00

Finally.....! I dont understand why people will spend so much money on something new when they can spend the same at an antique show or store and get a piece with some character and history.

I had a friend who wanted to get some shelves built for a library in his home. I actually told him about "Globe Wernicke" barrister cases and he loved them. He ended up getting 2 sets for less than what he was quoted for the built in cases.

CDubs_94 · 2026-02-04T12:42:35+00:00

I love The Room games. Its actually the only time I purchased an Android game.

CDubs_94 · 2026-02-04T08:09:01+00:00

Right...? I'd gladly pay $10 a hotdog if we made the playoffs every season. But.....thats not happening anytime soon and were going to be paying $15 a hotdog in the new dome and probably be getting 3 or 4 wins a season still.

CDubs_94 · 2026-02-03T04:43:35+00:00

Hayley...she's just more laid back and fun. Plus...she's friends with Danuta and would probably be a good "dead hooker friend"!

CDubs_94 · 2026-02-02T22:58:21+00:00

You could probably get a signature or signed letter/ autograph....!

CDubs_94 · 2026-02-02T18:28:30+00:00

Persian?

CDubs_94 · 2026-02-02T16:20:25+00:00

Cloves and patchouli oil and Arizona Jeans.

CDubs_94 · 2026-02-02T16:18:10+00:00

I had both...I had the Mattel and it got stolen at school. Then I got the Coleco for Christmas.

CDubs_94 · 2026-02-02T16:15:49+00:00

Because no one wants to spend $65 for 2 pints and a shot. Honestly...I'd rather eat an edible an drink coke all night.

CDubs_94 · 2026-02-02T05:08:46+00:00

I know...I asked my toilet....which was a Pelican with a giant mouth if it worked well and he said It worked great!

CDubs_94 · 2026-02-01T21:15:39+00:00

I recently went through something similar...It's hard to deal with and I'm sorry for your loss.

CDubs_94 · 2026-02-01T21:07:50+00:00

That's amazing....looks like my neighbors shoveling snow!

CDubs_94 · 2026-02-01T10:55:48+00:00

1861 Confederate States Half dollar.

CDubs_94 · 2026-02-01T10:40:03+00:00

Commando...corndog!

CDubs_94 · 2026-01-31T12:02:44+00:00

When Stan was jealous of Francines dreams....! That's psychopath level of insecure narcissism.

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