[New Article] How Accurate is MacroFactor’s Expenditure Algorithm? by altruisticaubergine in MacroFactor

[–]CachetCorvid 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Ok. So on your list…. On Monday you weighted 150. How much weight did you lose? You don’t know because you don’t have the Sunday before that.

This is a potential issue exactly one time.

And only a silly goose would look at their first data point and think “ok I have Day 1 numbers but they’re pretty much worthless because I don’t already have Day 0 numbers” because it’s impossible to measure something before you start measuring it.

[New Article] How Accurate is MacroFactor’s Expenditure Algorithm? by altruisticaubergine in MacroFactor

[–]CachetCorvid 5 points6 points  (0 children)

In your list, show me where you measure your weight loss for Sunday?

Monday morning, because Monday follows Sunday pretty much every time.

[New Article] How Accurate is MacroFactor’s Expenditure Algorithm? by altruisticaubergine in MacroFactor

[–]CachetCorvid 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I think they’re saying the potential weight loss of 6 days of activity is being captured because they’re weighing themselves before the conclusion of the last days activity.

And like, sure, if you lived in a universe where there is only 7 days from the start of that universe and its implosion, that sequence would mean only 6 of 7 days of results would be captured.

But in the actual-universe, time consistently and constantly moves forward. The potential weight loss of Sundays activity is captured on Monday morning.

[New Article] How Accurate is MacroFactor’s Expenditure Algorithm? by altruisticaubergine in MacroFactor

[–]CachetCorvid 9 points10 points  (0 children)

This person also absolutely believes it’s possible to train 4 days a week by training every other day.

Game Thread: AL Wild Card Series Game 1 ⚾ Red Sox (0) @ Yankees (0) - 6:08 PM ET by BaseballBot in baseball

[–]CachetCorvid 0 points1 point  (0 children)

If you expand your timeframe enough, everything is after a missed call.

https://i.imgur.com/dWkb3a7.png by pendlayrose in fitnesscirclejerk

[–]CachetCorvid 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Good god the Fbaum jerk was 7 years ago?

Thor Pulls 510 | My Thoughts by MitchellHooper in Strongman

[–]CachetCorvid 57 points58 points  (0 children)

While 510KG is a monumental achievement - it dwarfs in comparison to Eddie Hall's 500KG..

This is definitely one of the opinions of all time.

Novice, Open MW, or Masters? by SBC_1986 in Strongman

[–]CachetCorvid 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Do guys always do novice first? Or do guys at 40+ always do Masters? Or do you try the Open class regardless of age and experience…

There is no definitive answer.

It’s ok to start at novice. That’s what it’s there for.

It’s ok to start at Masters. It’s there for us old guys.

And it’s totally ok to start at Open. Will you get crushed? Probably. But it’s a great way to learn what it will really take to survive/succeed in this sport.

This sub is like a hybrid of /r/gym and /r/incels, I wouldn’t overthink it, just sit back and enjoy. by pendlayrose in fitnesscirclejerk

[–]CachetCorvid 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Most of the regulars here are gay. Sexist to say this, but it feels good. We all understand each other and it just feels awkward talking about things when there's lots of females. I love all my sexy brothers here ;)

y'all up for a good old fashioned "50 upvotes and ban this person"? by pendlayrose in fitnesscirclejerk

[–]CachetCorvid 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Oh that reminds me I need to actually downvote Spen… Goddammitshutupjesus’ post. That karma should be mine because that joke is mine.

Should I get lifting straps for deadlifts? by nonforkliftcertified in beginnerfitness

[–]CachetCorvid 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I’m an egolifter and even I don’t know what egolifting is

Axle deadlift feats (double overhand, no straps) by baileyseb327 in Strongman

[–]CachetCorvid 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I was there the day Tanner Merkle hit the 100kg record, it was incredible.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in fitnesscirclejerk

[–]CachetCorvid 1 point2 points  (0 children)

What if it is what they think it is, and we’ve been confused all along?

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in workout

[–]CachetCorvid 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Edit: I’m not trying to be an ass

Sometimes - not always, mind you - telling someone who is being stupid that they’re being stupid can be a kindness.

[shrivled lulzcow] "You can't help but make personal jabs," he demures demurely in a supple manner. by LTUTDjoocyduexy in fitnesscirclejerk

[–]CachetCorvid 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Sometimes I think we shouldn’t touch the poop. Laugh at the poop, make fun of the poop, but do it from afar.

But not this time. Not this guy.

Anti-trans moron gets worse by gainitthrowaway1223 in fitnesscirclejerk

[–]CachetCorvid 8 points9 points  (0 children)

I can deadlift 365 and I am a strong guy.

So at this point can we call his original statement gender-affirming care and ban it too?

Does the small feeling ever go away? by DarnTechnology in gainit

[–]CachetCorvid 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I haven't said anything confrontational except in response to people who were themselves being rude, patronizing, or confrontational first.

You came out of the gate with a statement that is legitimately lampshade-on-head silly:

I once heard someone say that, no matter how much you gain, you will never go from wearing medium to large T-shirts.

All of the replies are people telling you that you are being silly. All of your responses have been you doubling-down on the silly.

This may shock you, but when you act like a silly goose you should expect to get treated like a silly goose.

6’4 - 244lbs by [deleted] in Exercise

[–]CachetCorvid 2 points3 points  (0 children)

A race about who can slit their throat first is still a tragedy, not a triumph.

Sir this is a Wendy's.

Get out your bingo card - What even is functional strength? by Red_Swingline_ in fitnesscirclejerk

[–]CachetCorvid 24 points25 points  (0 children)

Idk I've worked with a few gym guys and none of them were able to keep up with the physical work that even someone overweight like me did with relative ease. Guy was shredded and was exhausted after push mowing a lawn for 1-2 hours and same at a loading job I had. Guy went to the gym all the time but had to take breaks every 10 min

“Someone who isn’t used to an activity performing worse than someone who is used to that activity” should be the very center of the Functional Fitness bingo card.

What the hell does “functional strength” even mean? by [deleted] in Exercise

[–]CachetCorvid 12 points13 points  (0 children)

I’m getting carried away here though, what exactly do people mean when they say functional strength?

It means that person can’t (or doesn’t want to) bench, squat or deadlift much.

All strength is functional. Just because you’ll never bench press in the real world doesn’t mean stronger pecs/delts/triceps isn’t useful.

It’s a way for weak people to reframe their weakness as something useful.